Carping Cartoon of Rabid
Report on Car Camera Claptrap
Well, well ~ what a
surprise! Once again then, collusive correctness clamour for command control
provoked polarisation from people who wouldn’t have dreamed of booing Her
Majesty’s Goose even when it’s been pinching ever more of their silver yet never
laid so much as a brass egg never mind any golden ones! Some simple sums
persuaded me to persevere on critical cartoons in other meldrewsims sufficing to
stuff this story right up the proverbial porthole which has never any produced
proper policies only mind-numbing mantras masquerading as model messages.
Ironically, “Speed Kills” probably tops the list for money pocketed by parasitic
pickers ever eager to grab the lollies dolled out by dunces.
Reflectively In round terms
and simply to set scales, there are 30M motorists of whom 3Mpa will soon be
camera criminalized (Darling’s personal projection from 1M this year) of whom
around 300Kpa are involved in minor scrapes / injuries of whom around 30Kpa are
causally connected with serious maiming / damage of whom around 3Kpa kill
themselves and innocents. Inverting these numbers for expected intervals between
occurrences per driver, we get 10 years (soon) between camera criminalizations,
100 years between minor offences, 1000 years between serious ones and 10K years
between killings ~ or respectively odds of 5:1 on for camera crap and 2:1, 20:1,
200:1 against for the others during a driving lifetime of 50 years, The anomaly
here is clearly camera punishment policy with frequency of finings up by a
factor of ten against historical precedent for minor infringements that we used
to call accidents.
Another way of seeing this
silliness is to suggest that as a general rule 1000 people should be prosecuted
not so much for every murder or even every manslaughter nor even every maniacal
suicide because killing by car is so seldom intentional,, so freakishly extreme
that no systemic solution could cater for its occurrence ~ as indeed evinced by
the modest marginal even reduction in death from dangerous driving despite
broadband breathalysing over the past two decades, Indeed, considering that a
fair faction of moronic motorists kill only themselves and / or passenger
participants in their madness (I have no idea of numbers of single vehicle
fatalities but could conjecture high 100s pa), it’s even akin to prosecuting
people for an assumed arcane association with suiciders or extreme eventers of
the sort who would never be approved for insurance cover!
Multiple fatality crashes on
motorways or involving minibuses (especially both) had historically always been
attributed to essentially inestimable elements like weather, drowsiness,
illness, distraction, etc whereas nowadays the mantra means that blame must
always be pinpointed and excessive speed almost always is posited as core cause
or connection. Again I have no idea of these numbers but again could conjecture
mid 100spa ~ indeed if it was
possible / practicable to delineate all eventualities it seems entirely possible
that it there might be left only a comparable residue (mid to high100s)
accessible to one-to-one causal connection ~ but again I have no idea how many
fatal accident convictions are actually attributable to speeding although of
course widely publicised cases always emphasise super-speeding far in excess of
the established 10%+2mph rule which ACPO amazingly saw fit recently to criticise
as being too lenient!
Anyway my thread here, more
a hawser, is manifestly against any meaningful message in the mantra by which 1M
ordinary citizens were camera criminalized in the past year as irrational acts
of atonement for the perhaps comparable number (mid to high 100s) of people
killed exclusively due to excessive speed without any other intervening factors.
The syndrome here (blame association or guilt dissociation by behavioural
attribution) is an insane extension of the fashionable feeding frenzy for
apologetic atonement that has also been fuelled by feely-touchy futilities of
the present incumbents whose byword has been sales-speak as much and often as
possible but otherwise actually achieve little and seldom especially on those
things that really needed be done but then more often than not entailing actions
aspiring to look good however irrelevant or ineffectual.
As analogy, albeit
inadequate, consider city centre booze-cruising crime dismissed (at least when I
drafted this) by politicos as boisterousness for fear of alienating the
racketeering mafias that they encouraged to move in as a cheap way of
revitalising run-down central areas. Most cities quite probably endure killings
every week that can be attributed to drink dehibition so why not criminalize and
fine thousands or so randomly selected from the several thousand impaired by
alcohol and so deserving disorderly detention on the basis that any thoughtless
acts could conceivably unintentionally kill ~ simply not on, is it! So it’s the
arbitrariness that stinks here ~ cameras are cheap and convenient and not
confrontational so they make ideal cash cows for the unsavoury characters that
are lured by the prospect of quick killings… meaning all along the links in a
chain that stretches from suppliers to operators through buyers from
policymakers and politicos playing percentages with polled opinion warped by
pressure from apocalyptic playmakers in league with media meddlers in turn
manipulating their own leverage and all involved in this unholy alliance doing
it for personal promotion not public benefaction.
Okay, so much for the
diatribe but what about the substance that spawned it? Well, the spawners
themselves are suspect insofar as the major player remained a silent partner in
this hullabaloo ~ no mention of PA-C in anything I saw or heard, only headlines
for UCL inevitably assumed an impeccably impartial invigilator supplying
services to the community in the best traditions of academic ambivalence. Well,
and unusually for me, I bothered to download the report itself ~ not so much
because I intended to play Mickey’s Marlow (Spillane that is) but simply to see
what the numbers looked like before and during treatment, looking beyond the
post-operative pap that was published. I’ll get back to that later but bigger by
far than the suspect stats was the suspect sourcing of this stuff. It’s a DfT
funded thing remember but turned out it entailed an unholy alliance of
inadequates drawn from dubious dregs of vested interests ~ suffice to say that
behind the politically prettified Partnerships parcelling were lurking such
unsavouries from across the supply chain.
Inevitably as anchors were
Local Authorities whose track-records as seminal experts have seen ludicrously
large lootings for lining and laning and humping and hashing that one inevitably
is tempted to wonder whether / what part kick-back played in all these
easy-money excesses, invariably renewed and extended annually whatever the
budget burden whilst roads have got ever more rundown for want of attention that
used to be routine but now is only a rarity. Indeed increasingly in recent times
doing anything at all has been dictated more by fear of prosecution for
contributory negligence to damage or injury than by any sense of duty to supply
in return for what’s always been obligatorily prepaid as taxation on account. My
own experience exemplifies incompetent inadequacy manifested in the uniquely
renowned fiasco wherein one-inch of one-degree snow gridlocked an entire city
for upwards of 10 hours earlier this year, amusingly just a day after the city
expert appeared on local telly to tell everyone the weather was nothing to worry
about because his fancy (ie exorbitantly expensive) computerised thermometers
ensured the right things would be done in the right places at the right times!
If you don’t know / can’t guess where it was and then google it (“snow
gridlocked city uk midlands”) for an avalanche of embarrassing entries!
Anyway my ire at not so much as even an apologetic hint from the mayor
(too busy by far I’m sure ~ indeed deposed since I drafted this!), merely
excuses alleging exceptional ice (at never below one degree under?!), has just
been compounded by a threat of
punishment to follow should I fail to trim my tree overhanging the pavement by
6” less than the regulatory clearance of 8’6” would you believe when 6’6”
suffices for domestic doorways. Staggering isn’t it with all that should be done
to make things better money can be wasted chasing me to lop my leaves which were
hardly a hazard to anyone, at least anyone not in desperate need of medial
attention for extreme gigantism. What a tasty irony, then, taking snapshots of
half a dozen council trees below my waist (and I’m a pygmy) and all within a few
minutes walking from my front door, not to mention many more below my head
height. Uhm, I always wondered what these idiots did instead of doing what
they’re paid for and now I know it really is nothing worthwhile, that’s for
sure!
Anyway, after that aside aiding me in setting my scene, the main point is
that when I got the infamous report it turned out the Partnerships had appointed
PA-C to do the legwork yet PA-C had been invisible in all the ritualised
triumphal trumpeting that accompanied its dissemination, as ever nowadays with
London Luvvies so embroiled into the media machinery. The report however was
topped and tailed with oodles of PA-C pap on how good they are at everything,
pretty much as I would have expected in anything they’re associated with. So why
such media modesty? Moreover why did the modesty extend to PA-C’s website whose
searcher even failed to retrieve anything on he story of the week, never mind
its absence from their front page which is where I’d expected to find it
bannered. Well one trip googling
“PA-C speed cameras” extracted an avalanche of entries that sufficed to reveal
something I hadn’t expected ~ namely, that awkward questions have been asked in
high places (even to the House of Lords) about allegedly vested / conflicted
interests in this arena ~ I’ll say no more here so you’ll have to look for
yourself if you’re intrigued.
A big puzzle for me has been
the lack of media attention to these angles ~ with the press pack baying for
Beckham’s blood a few weeks ago surely they should sniffed out this juicy jar?
My money is on the London Luvvies not wanting their own little anti-auto feeding
frenzy spoiled by smelly suspicions as to how PA-C with UCL’s help managed to
pull 100 intact chicks out of the pan of 2000 or so sterile scrambled eggs that
they started with and Bayesianly bad ones at that, substituting a twice thrown
tetrahedral dice with a single shot dihedral one. I’ll say no more on this than
was said in my earlier meldrewism ~ well except that UCL don’t exactly smell
virginally sweet smell either, not with a track record as long as both your arms
in so-called traffic management matters that are all inhibitory so far as can be
seen in skimming their websites.
So there it is, then, percy
public paid to have this exercise conducted by vested interests and to have it
evaluated by their fellow-travellers with not so much as by-your-leave for
commonsense clarity never mind sympathy for the 30M silently motoring majority
nor the 1-3M camera criminalized community. As if that wasn’t enough we even had
to endure the Partnerships’ Principal polemically pontificating puritanically
that anyone denying the findings would have bloodied hands ~ it’s absolutely
astonishing we have all stayed so silent whilst our long held societal stoicism
has been so systematically stifled by arrogant apparatchiks paid from percy
public’s purse and all the while aided by feely-touchy-greeny-luvvy layabouts
ironically milking money from same central source courtesy of good old GB
generosity shelling out on the so-called good causes championed by these
charlatans.
Anyway, that’s enough
question marks about context of this catalogue so what about it’s content? Well,
I only skimmed it because it’s both deadheaded and immensely overstretched ~ in
excess of 100 prettified pages mostly on a scale from pap to pulp (fiction?).
However apart from numbers (more below), one feature that flew out was the case
for cameras claimed on cost-benefit balance. From memory in round terms, it
claimed £200M benefit accrued from claiming 100 saved lives and 4000 reduced
injuries. No idea how much the perpetrators were paid for doing that bit but you
can get there in one line by assigning £1000K per death, £100K per serious, £10K
per slight and adopting rule of thumb ratios 6:1 for slight, serious: death such
that 6 times 6 times 100 gives 4000 or so and each unit of 1 death plus 6
serious plus 36 slight is valued at £2M and 100 units gives £200M.
Okay so £200M is plausible
as an actuarial association but of course it’s a falsified attribution in
respect of actuality for public sector costs insofar as the death component is
overwhelmingly a private sector liability for insurers as indeed in practice is
also some fraction of the serious component. For present point-scoring then we
might as well assign all of the distortion into the death figure and so
immediately halve the notional national benefit of cameras from £200M to £100M ~
and that without querying the appropriateness of actuarialities to actualities
other than comment they are invariably high-sided. This thing alone collapses
any case for supposing there is credence in the widely lauded impartiality of
these people predisposed by vested interest to finding in favour of cameras,
thereby also reinforcing fears that the media also have been manipulated as
dissemination drivers because the background contra case was always there at the
touch of a google button!
Anyway, the clowns
introduced cost-benefit so let’s poke a little deeper into that pit. 30M people
paying premiums for obligatory cover quite conceivably contribute around £10Bpa
of which £7Bpa would be actuarially associated with 3500 deaths and pro rata
injuries except they don’t pay for injuries (at least not if you believe that
bit of the rabid report) but then that’s pretty much balanced by perhaps an
average of £1Kpa on perhaps 3Mpa incident claims so it still leaves £3Bpa as
plausible guestimate of what would be a pretty reasonable 30% nominal gross
margin. Moreover if injury costs were bundled onto private side of this fence
then motorists could probably expect premiums to be increased by 30% or so.
However these sums are small beer compared with motoring money pinched for the
public purse ~ road tax £100pa say) is an almost trivial element coming in at
£3Bpa compared with fuel tax ~ 75%+VAT doubles the pump price so 50% of £4pg and
250gpa (10Kmpa) is £500pa each or £15Bpa! … none of it really hypothecated to
greenhouse gremlins so thank
goodness for that small mercy at least!
That still leaves the
highways elements of national and local taxes, the latter perhaps £50pa or 10%
of perhaps £500pa as 30M motorist average and former must surely make massively
more than matching contribution as £50pa would be merely 1% of a notional £5Kpa
(25% of £20Kpa national average taxable earnings). Even so that’s still another
£100pa each or £3Bpa, a number that could probably be doubled and possibly much
more if one wanted to pejoratively promote that case even without resorting to
exaggerations akin to those adopted by the assessors. Okay so a wrapped up
figure on the public side of the fence would be well over £20Bpa, maybe more
like £30Bpa to be compared with the £3Bpa or so we actuarially inferred (in line
with the report’s per capita basis) for public costs of injuries not met from
insurance.
In fact as I’m keying this I
just noticed the advert “OK Mr Darling…” which asserts only 20% of road tax is
actually spent on roads so even if we revise this component up from 3 to 5 in
above guestimates (hauliers pay much more, maybe 1K and private pay 125 not the
100 used above) that would mean only about £1Bpa spent on roads, seriously
peanuts against the £5B or so costs inflicted by accidents and no more than
equivalent to hazard eradication that might well reduce deaths etc by 20%. In
fact this bit shows more than anything so far just how cynical our correctness
culture has become in contriving storms of so-called public concern from
so-called public partnerships but in reality is merely tinkering with
inexpensive irrelevances like cameras which in any case are not just
self-financing but actually covert cash-cows for cowboys coppers and their
companion claptrappers keen to create a climate of uncapped criminalization in
pursuit of profit. Just how low will these characters go in what was once the
worthy name of public service but is now manifestly no more than grubby gambling
for private profit and personal promotion. It’s worth remarking here that the
Darling advert called for one-lane widening of all major motorways, perhaps a
few £10Mpm or a few £10B for the entire network, say £5Bpa tops over the period
of policy planning against the £30Bpa revenues wrenched from the pockets of
persecuted payers.
Enough of all that at least
for here and now ~ so having decimated the rabid report on its money
manipulation and set that stuff in its correct context let’s do the same for its
proverbial porkies playing death dice. In fact Paul Smith already
described his own destruction within a day of the report’s appearance, citing a
stats specialist’s detailed demonstration of how regressive distortion dominated
their determination. In fact there’s not a lot I can add on this aspect beyond
what I jotted down whilst skimming the stuff ~ at least not a lot when I drafted
this thing but I’ve now done a pretty good destruction job of my own. In
particular Smith’s man showed how prior subset selection predisposed what they
wanted as their positive position that “cameras work”, inevitably so if only
from frailty exacerbated by greed to get more money from duplicating the same
stories rather than having to start from scratch on something completely
different ~ thereby losing time doing nothing to enhance professional
progression whilst hawking for prospective punters in alternative arenas.
Tempted to say that’s also a
regressive distortion in its most perniciously primitive guise and alarmingly
prevalent in present era of performance progression. Getting bonus brownies for
delivering desired results played no part in sound science until the accession
of apparatchiks and their bean baggage, nowadays sadly for science making all
the moves in moronically manipulative machinery that has minced meritocracy into
mundane mash. Single-sided sampling was never peer-permitted other than as a
comparator in two-sided sampling, for example in discrimination of asymmetries
such as in turbulence so as to distinguish the complementary roles of burst and
sweep events in scavenging of mass, momentum and heat by wall friction ~ I can’t
imagine anyone has ever been so silly as to sample only one set and reject the
other as an irrelevant shadow ~ they are companions, two sides of the same coin
just as the full datasets on cameras should have been treated even-handedly as
basis for worthiness of discriminatory criteria and judgement on plausibility of
outcome. Extraordinarily silly to have set aside some and just forget about them
~ indeed, it beggars belief that this could have happened even with any
self-respecting first year research student, never mind campus careerists and
their companion consultants.
Sad to say that despite the
devastating destruction delivered by Paul Smith’s academic adviser, there has
since been inevitable closing of campus ranks at UCL whereby their own
specialist statistician conceded faults but only by managing to muddy matters in
mixing his expertise with opinion favouring cameras absolutely everywhere ~ and
not so much as pause for breath on the implied impact for massively increased
numbers of criminalized innocents! Well it would have beggared my belief if
offence triggering was to be held at its present punitive threshold (ACPO note
is clamouring for increased stringency but then they would, wouldn’t they being
principal winners from cameras as cash cows) but if the threshold was to be
raised to some sensible set-point as discriminator of really rampant risk-taking
then cameras might just begin to serve some functional purpose, indeed even be
boosted by more monitoring for extreme excursions.
Certainly APCO’s Principal
on this thing is potty ~ just listen to BBC’s R4 Today website recording of his
airtime politicking ~ whoever heard of Chief Constables campaigning in earlier
eras when commonsense courtesy commanded humility from such servants supposedly
serving percy public. APCO was silly allowing its name to be exploited by their
Principal’s call for thresholds to be set below half the excesses adopted as
standard by most motorists including traffic police and including most who have
never been involved in any injury incidents during lifetimes of motoring ~ but
then silliness is sadly now also a marker for qualities deemed desirable by
apparatchiks and luvvies who choose these characters, like the Partnerships’
plonker now famously fatuous for his banner grabbing “bloodied hands” jibe at
campaigners forlornly searching for some semblance of sensibilities anywhere in
this arena.
Thresholding leads on neatly
to my penultimate point about the rabid report, specifically absolute absence of
endeavour to engage with determinism available for adoption from many decades of
ground truth data delivered as insurance claim records. I don’t have any numbers
(I’m sure they have been regurgitated ad nauseam but not in the rabid report)
but I have proffered profiles in accordance with experience and indicating
implications for policies that at least don’t fly in the face of commonsense
like so much of what we have to endure nowadays. My picture portrayed in an
earlier meldrewism plausibly smoothed the stats to show just how nigh impossible
it is to extract any reliable reading from such a sparse set. Continuing in
similar style, we could conjecture a linear decline in accident incidence with
age over say 60 years from 20, accompanied by an assumption that
1/3rd of all motorists are women and that women have half as much
chance of an incident as men. To keep things simple I’ll suggest the age
dependence for men declines from 6 units (arbitrary scale) in their first
driving decade to 1 unit in their final decade ~ spanning from the first group
commencing say somewhere between ages 15 and 20 to the final one terminating
somewhere between 75 and 80, six in all as suggested. Not right in detail of
course but unlikely to be unacceptably flawed as crude approximation and in any
case valuable as a simple platform from which some guestmates can be gauged
without hindrance from the mush that always accompanies real data. Okay this is
so simple we can extract some guidance without resorting even to a spreadsheet
because linear profiles superpose also as averages. As decadal age blocks,
incident incidences for men appear as ¼ of 22,18,14,10,6,2 and half these
figures for women, in all then as ¾ of 11,9,7,5,3.1 With premiums going pro rata
with claims this looks rather flatter than reality (would a 20-year old lad
really pay only twice what his 50-year old father pays, all else being equal?)
although it seems pretty much aligned with over 50s Saga-ism insofar as 5+3+1=9
is ¼ of total 36, not so far removed from the kinds of discounts that avalanche
into our letterboxes nowadays. I’m not going to try incorporating no claims
bonuses but you can see how they must be derived relating maturity age to
chronological age either way by experientially defined factors.
As another simple indicator
the two lowest age groups comprise 5/9th (over half) of the total and
if split 2:1 men: women it would means men under 40 contribute nearly 40% of
total incidents over all ages and for both sexes. Whilst the number can’t be
assigned any confidence band on this basis it doesn’t exactly conflict with
everyday experience of associating elevated accidental risk of with aggressive
driving style ~ and that’s my purpose here, to suggest that in correlating
anything with anything in this arena you start with what’s known (age dependence
reflected in insurance premiums) to platform behavioural associations having at
least some prima facie good reason for believing may be causally connected
rather than randomly regressed. Continuous real-time monitoring of behaviour
could be done and cheaply but that wouldn’t make money for cowboys cops and
robbers ~ indeed the cost could even be covered by discount incentives from
insurers benefiting from access to individual characterisations as basis for
premiums rather than merely broad age group foresight and individual claim
record hindsight. Even so, only having access to age is not so bad as an overall
indicator although of course it’s unfair on those whose maturity exceeds their
chronology.
I made a meal of it because
I think it links neatly to the notion that younger drivers drive faster until
they’ve experienced firsthand fear of fatality ~ arguably it takes a near death
experience or two to help cap testosterone trips taking things over the limit
like the first few times over 100 on a motorway to slick switching on urban
roads in relief of the unutterable tedium tootling along lined up with boring
old farts. Not even a hint of recognition for such statements of the obvious in
the rabid report but being on speed, style should manifestly have been material
to the matter. It was this sort of stuff that took me toward conjecturing a
correlation for age-dependent acceptability of excess declining from excitement
through impatience to discomfort. Experience tells me that very few drivers of
either sex in any age group are troubled by excess 10mph over a 40mph limit,
this including traffic cops who traditionally policed speed at firsthand with
rules of thumb that complied with commonsense ~ indeed didn’t baulk at 10mph
excess on suitably straight pedestrian-free urban ring roads, often with speed
guns set at +10mph for cautioning and +15mph for ticketing, neither triggering
resentment in my experience unless for some reason the limits weren’t as clearly
marked as deserved for fair treatment. Nowadays of course it almost always feels
like an ambush injustice because it often / usually is and done intending to
maximise money to justify expenditure and keep the bean baggers happy! Anyway,
it’s my feeling that younger men find excess 10mph unendurably tepid so feel
quite uninhibited about stretching it to 15mph or even 20mph. In a 40-limit the
former is seldom problematic in terms of emergency reaction but the latter seems
crazy to this old fart or rather should say now seems crazy because I’m pretty
sure it didn’t when I was a young tearaway in my first motor!
So finally I’m there (as
subsequently captured and cartooned medlrewismically) ~ so far as perception is
concerned it’s only all about response relative to the road, not an arbitrary
absolute imposed by some anonymous apparatchik covertly cameraed and webbed, for
whom the height of excitement is probably peeking at porno pages when no-one is
watching! I did an earlier medlrewism on this thing considered as exposure in
emergencies to make pressure points that limits logically should be vehicle
dependent (trivial extension for auto-policing) whereas here I had in mind more
the hazardous irritation caused by distraction on what seems like endlessly
surprising speed checks dictated by wretched robots that may or may not be
watching and never quite sure what threshold setting their mean-minded masters
have used for throwing the switch that steals your money and marks you up
another notch toward the red card!
It’s appalling psychology as anyone who isn’t an apparatchik would attest if
only they were given a chance that’s usually denied nowadays at least outside
that motley mob of thinkandlookalike london luvvies.
Anyhow, it’s a trivial matter to see that eliminating 10mph excess over 30mph takes a second or so at comfortable 1/3g deceleration and this is pretty much comparable with attention response time from first sighting off camera road marks so it may well be interference (in a scientific sense) between the two that exacerbates the irritation although it’s definitely amplified by young tyros slamming on g+ brakes 20 cars up the line! To some extent these facets can be reflected pseudo scientifically in so-called kinematic migration models of the kind that I have dabbled in since nearly thirty years ago in connection with the flowologies of multiphase mixtures. I’m still hobbying this extension angle to my cartooning with a view to a few final meldrewismic moanings on this motoring miasma so watch my space if you can bear my brutalities!