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Feb11 Re: UNWARRANTED CLAIM OF UNIQUENESS FOR CHEAP MICROBUBBLE GENERATION ~ ACOUSTICALLY MODULATED MICROPERFED POSITIVE DISPLACEMENT PRODUCTION FROM EQUILIBRIUM PRESSURED CHAMBER DONE-DUSTED 2 DECADES AGO AS MILITARY MASKING METHOD
    We really must stop emeeting like this! Confess I hadn't realised your drivers were "self-excited bistable devices" ~ Coanda then which means must be most reliable but monotone forcing isn't flexible enough for variable fluxing of the military apps nor enough to accommodate evolving rheology. As for "when does surfactant loading block the surface" ~ well my reaction is that biopolymeric secretions guarantee sustained supply so always excess in solution at least above threshold biomass loading which was where we always operated for commercial plausibility. As for VIPER ~ well that was always never more than a conjecture spawned of stuff of bubble column cavitation shock tubes done with Pribaturin (RAS ITP Novosibirsk; with me as Kapitza Fell then Prof on recommendation from my mentor masters), games that spawned the MW sonar gun as well. As for Brum ChemEng ... head of department who forbade it on the grounds "we don't work with them", well that must have been the same religious zealot quango quisling who signed my death warrant as done deal with apparatchik admin in return for his appointment ~ same guy who when angling for recruitment from another uni first met me with embarrassingly exaggerated awe of my achievements manifested in 10 guys as presenters at an IChemE Ann Res Event!  And they're still at it even with that bustard long gone to a bigger and better job as you can see from insert item below exemplifying the triumph of  celebrity over cerebrality , of  slushfunded slimeballing  and of  excluded expertise , last because the battery booster technology mentioned previously was immediately transferable to membrane processes dominated by diffusional resistance and was plagiarised by the pirateers who inherited all that military IP.  All in all then no wonder our once everywhere envied elitist excellence collapsed
under weight of all those wenkers empowered to extinguish it!
     Forgot to mention that H-bonded activation depth for carboxylic surfactants (standard benchmark) maybe to 100nm orso depending on electrochemical ambient whereas stuff we used to inhibit mammalian cell death in ICI's commercial airlifts was >100X bigger by implication from data and from molecular dynamic modelling with Lennard potentials.
http://www.fuelcells.bham.ac.uk/ Welcome to the Centre for Hydrogen & Fuel Cell Research      The Centre for Hydrogen & Fuel Cell Research is part of the School of Chemical Engineering within the College of Engineering & Physical Sciences at The University of Birmingham.  It was formed in early 2000 by the director, Professor Kevin Kendall. The Centre is nationally and internationally recognised for its dynamism and expertise in Fuel Cell Technologies. It is also part of the £6.5million Advantage West Midlands Science City initiative, £1billion ETI Midlands Consortium and has recently been awarded £5.5million (RCUK) for the creation and running  of a Doctoral Training Centre in Hydrogen, Fuel Cells and their Applications, the first of its kind in the UK          Do you want to invest in this technology? see here on how you can sponsor a project.             The Centre is focusing on two main fuel cell activities and are headed by associate directors Dr Waldemar Bujalski (Solid Oxide Fuel Cell) and Dr Bruno G. Pollet ( Proton Exchange Membrane Fuel Cell). The activities are managed by Dr Aman Dhir.     The centre focuses on Research and Development, applications and demonstrations of Hydrogen and Fuel Cell systems; and has numerous publications & patents in Fuel Cell Technologies. The Centre also has state of the art facilities and is home to England's first hydrogen filling station (Launched 14/04/08) and hydrogen powered house (Launched 10/10/08) a hydrogen fuel cell Combined Heat and Power (CHP) and five hydrogen fuel cell vehicles   . The FCG also focuses on the implementation of a Hydrogen and Fuel Cell Supply Chain in the West Midlands and the UK with currently 60 SMEs developing and manufacturing HFC components.     Perhaps the most significant measure of the standing of the Centre is the worldwide press and TV coverage that has been obtained during 2008 & 2010. Editorials in the Times and The Guardian, pictures in The Sunday Times, discussions on Radio 4 Today Programme, coverage on Sky News, BBC News 24, BBC Breakfast, ITV News, Channel 4 News, Midlands Today, CNN, Al-Jazeera TV and the Gadget Show have indicated wide public interest  - see here.
Hi Neale, I ran across  Macro-Mixing and Streptomyces fradiae: Modelling Oxygen and Nutrient Segregation in an Industrial Bioreactor  by Vlaev et al. I met both Vlaev Jr and Sr during my UMIST tenure.          Thanks for the lead on papers by your former colleague.  The papers look like they are in the correct vicinity.       You are very correct that piezoelectric actuators are quite useful.  Our fluidic oscillators have no moving parts, so there is nothing to break or wear out, and no external power source needed since they are self-excited bistable devices.  I imagine that I am fishing in a bigger bubble size pond than you did, as we still have measurements showing gas exchange enhanced in bioreactors.  But I would like to bottom the question of when does surfactant loading block the surface -- bubble size and phase fraction. With fixed phase fraction and smaller bubble size, the surfactant loading does not go as far, so a smaller fraction of the interfacial area would be blocked, no?         I am sorry that I have not been more in touch recently.  I am completely exhausted with running around getting projects off the ground that scope out uses of my patents.         All I really know about your work was VIPER, which has always sounded facscinating.  I have a good friend/collaborator at NPL, very young and Italian educated, who playes with bubbles and ultrasound, who would also benefit from your wisdom and experience.  Would you want an introduction?         I don't really know Jim McQuaid, but you are correct that many of the "old guard" of chemical engineering have retired off (or more permanently quit the game). The "kids" like me who are playing in fluid dynamics these days are very few, and we have to watch out for each other.     I have another friend at Edinburgh that likes interfacial dynamics and evaporation problems.  French educated.         Personally, I found the rivalries / feuds between UK ChemEng departments unfathomable in the early 90s when I came here.  I was forced to withdraw a collaborative research council grant proposal with Brum ChemEng by a head of department who forbade it on the grounds "we don't work with them".   On what you have related afterwards, perhaps that was a "blessing", but I realized that the principle of "academic independence" is honoured more in the breach than the practise.  It is still very strong in the US.  One of my correspondents has been "blackballed" from US government grants and a high ranking government official called for him to be  sacked by his University.  The University president backed the prof on the grounds of academic independence.  In the UK, I believe the opposite result is a given. Best regards, Will

    Remaining points as follows.     You'll not believe but in addition to all that other stuff including transport-transfer issues as biorheological simulations, I even did some definitive work on gas transfer rates in electrolytic solutions ~ smaller bubbles yes (documented), done also as covert military gizmo game for overloaded battery bubbling, evaluations that eventually extended to controlled cavitational scavenging as power booster! Definitive maybe not so much for my role as for Zahradnik's, him being my distinguished longterm visitor and EC-fp project partner on overlapping issues excused as food biotech, a very good guy affiliated at CAS-ICPF indeed as Ruzicka's mentor until he sadly expired prematurely jan00. Try webearching him (he had a pretty decent book I believe) and maybe check out my citations for broader context of these games which embraced several PhD projects with extended stays for the lads in Prague which is why I was always top pops in attracting the brightest best to stay on with me even against lucred lures of city spivvery paying four times more. You should be aware that London-vandeWaals factors are always nontrivial interfacially for H-bond induction and arguably influence submicron elements of diffusional subcales even in nominally clean conditions which never exist in reality (my previous referred) but of course it's H-bonding that underpins all inhibited interface dynamics and exchanges, indeed as extremity exploitation in my military gizmo games with clathrating yield stress surfactants 100x more effective than carboxylics in wave damping for subsea antistealth. Bubbles as pharma carriers likely emerged as civilianisation of remote chemosensing for surface anomalies signatured by surfacing surfactant ~ one issue with arterial implementation might be risk of toxic shock from escapees?! 
    And yes, you've guessed it ~ our screening options for enhanced biomass generation initially with algal culture as airlift demonstrators included supplementation with an enormous variety of trace additives including boosted CO2 but much more importantly trace minerals that would never have occurred to me before I got involved in those games. You should have sourced that stuff in surveying for context because it went into peered papers, indeed all of it after Rothmans disappeared into Nestle interested only in their investments not their fags. As for actuators well I told you how we did it in delivering strategies for submarine shrouding and nothing comes cheaper than piezo nowadays. But cleverness counts for nowt once you've been blackballed and I was campustrated despite a track record reflecting the opportunities afforded by amazing endorsements from generational giants and grandee gurus. Like I said the book is being bundled but it needs a popping professional to make the mileage that it could considering it scopes to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission for NNP-SAL-ABM Treaties and Yankee buyout of goodguy from KGB Lubyanka even a hit-run killing of former Soviet #3 nuclear engr in Vilnius just days after visiting me to explore an information swap. I even had an offduty SO19 armed cop scare the living daylights out of me after a high speed car chase ~ astonishing adventures for an academic amateur!
    As you can imagine you being one of the very few good guys still at large, I've been wits' ended by exclusion from any and all avenues to impart my exceedingly unusual expertise experience to smart kids who'd get really pumped up by such gizmo games. If you really are in the "favoured inner circle" you might just be brave enough to consider if / how anything might be done to open doors before it's too late and I join the now burgeoning brigade of close colleagues who've keeled over before their due date ~ like Henry indeed, my nickname for Jindrich Zahradnik who was also likely a former Soviet spook when he served a seventies Stateside sabbatical! Please think about it, reread what I sent to see it tallies as a truth ring and try to take ten over tea skimming my screenname signature signout for some sensational summaries. Be pleased to popup sometime as suits but ideally when there's a decent seminar to disrupt, even better if could be twinned with reconnection to Jim McQuaid who delooped me sometime ago. Be brave and do the right thing!

Hi Neale,        Thanks for your note and clarification of the target.  My company is not at all subsidized, but rather I have had to accept University assigned parasites to the shareholding! It was created because once you patent in the UoS system, any further research is blocked by commercial barriers.  The only way out was to create a company to own my patents (since the University owns my IP).        As I have such a considerable amount into my patents -- I have been worried by hearing that microbubbles have surfactant blocked interfaces which oppose gas exchangein systems with high biomass loading.  We have not observed this in the biomass-loaded systems that we have tested, nor into inorganically loaded systems, which have actuallysmaller bubbles than the clear water counterparts.  However, at the opposite extreme of nanobubbles, it is well established that the surface is stabilized by hydrogen bonds and can be used for drug delivery because of surfactant effects.  Somewhere in between there must be a point where there are diminishing returns for gas transfer, but we have not found it yet.  If there were literature on this, it would be helpful.  Otherwise, I will have to organize a series of experiments to test it.        I understand your concern about the reporting of scientific / engineering / technological results before peer review.  I was stuck with this as for the timing of the events reported vs. the publication cycle times.  My papers on enhanced algal growth rates on stack gas as nutrients and on the miniaturization of our fluidic oscillator approach have been accepted for publication and are at the proof stage.         Perhaps I am in the favoured inner circle when it comes to research financing at the moment.  It does not feel that way.  I have to scratch for everything.         As ever, your insights are welcome.  One of the things that has completely disappeared from academic life is the "cut and thrust" of scientific debate.  Everyone is so specialized that there are very few opportunities for intellectual exchange with peers. Best regards, Will

    As ever in awe of your rapid reaction!  My complaint of course was not about your company but about the rag's coverage of claimed unique cheapness without checking and about national policy of subsidising some as policy principle whilst excluding excellent others unfavoured by shortsighted apparatchik armies of wise wenkers on perked payensions paid by poor old percy public. Status quo ante wasn't perfect but it was a deal more rational than currently contrived competitions for favoured friends of bungling bureauggery. No intent to attack you nor did I other than by implication perhaps for what looks like compromising cerebrality whilst chasing celebrity (tweezers indeed), something I never expected ever to see from a good guy catalysed by curiosity same as me, at least as remembered from enjoyable encounters 00-01.
     As for my stuff, well it was military as stated and secret so not published although it's likely been plagiarised in civilianised profiteering by the pirates who acquired the MoD RTD assets. However expect you picked up pivotal points and can chase connections that seemed set to emerge in process sector via overseas visitors and project partners sharing my campus lab with company consultants during the decade to mid-90s. Ruzicka (CAS ICPF Prague; I looped you earlier) would be sensible start seeing as he was assessing overlap opportunities a decade later, mid-00s after which I was deemed nongrata there like everywhere else, courtesy of Brum bureauggery's badmouthing.
    As for microbubbling gas transfer, well that was parcelled part of same games spawned from USN titbit on deep ocean floor littering with encrusted "heavy bubbles" permanently petrified (as in forest) by solidified biopolymeric surfactants ~ begged the question on permeability persistence by synthetic induction which was answered and optimised indeed enough to induce heaviness in discharged gases and so suppress surface traceability, this on top of engineering nigh silent diffuser configurations! None published for obvious reasons but again likely plagiarised for profit by pirates. Of course clinically cleansed water multiply distilled in hypercleansed glassware (hot conc chromic acid; no way nowadays!) with clinically cleansed gas (air) all in clinically cleansed containment can always effectively achieve complete dissolution before attenuation but who cares about that irrelevant asymptote except for naive virtuality gITs ~ green Infestation Tricknologists?
     As for algal bioreactors, well would you believe I even did that as well courtesy of Rothmans multimillions for smoking substitutes. In fact it was that lucre which lured me away from CamUni DAMTP thinking it would be sad to die without ever having done any biology .. at grammar school in fifties we had to choose either German or Biology would you believe! Anyhow as learning exercise whilst selectively sampled breeding for stability and suitability in secondary metabolite productivity we used algal cultures for familiarisation with airlift bioreactor characteristics and limitations, not least rheological inhibition of nutrients including gas at higher cell densities approaching cluster differentiation. Indeed, we even innovated a Taylor Couette membrane alternative to eliminate bubble-bursting damage subsequently suppressed with polymeric surfactants adapted from the military work would you believe ~ bioreactor bubbles being big enough to avoid transfer inhibition! Indeed seeing as maximised biomass loading was deemed essential for viability even with higher value natural theraceutics (eg scopolamine), it should surely be much more commercially critical for crude CO2 waste applications like yours!
     As for envy of my experience, well my special species status (endorsed by grandee gurus like GKB and MJL not to say JCRH) won me a decade of protection from Brum VC Michael Thomson, an ex-Harwell radiation embrittlement physicist well acquainted with game rules for covert campaigns to the extent he kept his suits at bay through to mid-90s retirement. However, within weeks the boggers got me on disrepute for being a media favourite to extent I even had a halfhour BBC2 TV regional programme devoted to my dilettante dabblings especially four consecutive DTI SMARTees which at that time was national number one. So I did okay, maybe even as well as you're managing now, indeed exceptionally excelled seeing as it all started a decade before campus companies became fashionably faddish academic accoutrements and there were no slushed subsidies ~ indeed the slimy suits did their damndest to eliminate any endeavours at innovative initiatives which was why they crucified me comprehensively for my effrontery, to extent I was never able to relocate despite unequivocal endorsements by highflying Heads like Crighton and Bearman .. but nothing like enough to defeat determined blackballing by bureauggery labelling me a troublemaker for having scared them into submission by wielding a former Head of ADAS against them, counterclaiming constructed dismissal. 
    Anyhow my need now is to acquire a professional popularising penner for the book being bundled from my lifetime of extraordinary experiences emphasising of course the gizmo games that eclipsed Clancy's caricatures by a country kilometre, one even Carre's conspiracies, as well as the subsea variant of Goatstaring. Maybe JE will take my bait and refer me to a suitable source inside his network, thinking that such a story could also be used to inspire clever kids to take strong science seriously as serendipitous prospect for an exciting career! And I haven't even mentioned my PhD which started the ball rolling...! Enough for now, most likely too much indeed. 

Dear Neale, "Re: UNWARRANTED CLAIM OF UNIQUENESS FOR CHEAP MICROBUBBLE GENERATION ~  ACOUSTICALLY MODULATED MICROPERFED POSITIVE DISPLACEMENT PRODUCTION FROM  EQUILIBRIUM PRESSURED CHAMBER DONE-DUSTED 2 DECADES AGO AS MILITARY  MASKING METHOD"    I am not sure that I understand your complaint about the article in The Engineer about our spinout company.    I am not aware of your methodology for producing microbubbles from two  decades ago, so if you can send me some citations and references, I will be sure tocite your work where warranted.       I have never stated that I have an unique method for producing microbubbles, just that it is hard to imagine one that is more energy efficient.    My review paper has been accepted to Current Opinion in Colloid and Interface Science.  If I had known about your work, I would have cited it. As a military project, was it published in the public domain?        I would be interested in finding references to your work on "microbubbling is not so clever for gas exchanges in real liquids where interfacial ageing contamination kills the transfer in a matter of minutes certainly but often seconds suffice in strongly surfacted solutions with high biomass loadings" as I have heard this claim but not seen it.    It may be because algal bioreactors are not heavily surfactant loaded as the biomass densities are very low, so our observed higher transfer rates are unaffected by a mechanism that is more dominantin other regimes.     The work that I have seen on microbubble transfer processes (Worden and Bredwell, 1998) concluded from experiment and modelling that microbubble gas exchange is aninherently transient process given that there is a finite capacity of the very small bubbles, so traditional "infinite reservoir" calculations  fail, because the microbubbles run out of gas to transfer!  I would be curious if this is an alternative explanation to the claim that gas transfer is blocked by surfactants at the interface.  With nanobubbles,the stability and longevity are credited to the blockage effect.  But  with 300micron size bubbles, I have many doubts.       Thanks for "picturing me" in.  I would love to have your experience in the area.    Best regards, Will



    Oh dear, yet more Orwellian obscuration of factualities facilitated by failure to conduct even rudimentary referencing prior to rapid release reportage. No problem for tabloid trivialisations but poisonous perjury when purporting to portray a professional perspective. The alternative technique I flagged above was configured for variable depth operation accommodating adjustable back pressure, using EM power actuators as part of a portfolio that extended down to substantially sub-mm injectable insitu sensor transmitters for arterial interrogations upwards to a MW sonar gun (goatstarers even) concept ~ with intermediate implementations for microbubble manufacture cheap enough to undercut cheapness claims of this uni spinout featured in your coverage below.
    Amazingly, there's been no outcry of communised cartelisation from proper privateers who've not been softly slushed from public purse that was always predicated on principled provision of educational evolution via declared disclosure in peered publications, what should still be an obligation unless individuals have injected their own investment at fully financed personal risk as befits a market economy ~ unlike academics hobbyhorsing fashionable fads cavalierly knowing that failure won't be personally punished, not whilst they're cavorting campus careers nowadays often extenuated entrepreneurially!
    I'll end on another technical note, observing the suitability of this stuff is sublime for military gizmogaming strategic subea superstealth but for civil arenas asserted here, microbubbling is not so clever for gas exchanges in real liquids where interfacial ageing contamination kills the transfer in a matter of minutes certainly but often seconds suffice in strongly surfacted solutions with high biomass loadings (as suggested here). Indeed, as a subsequent civilianisation of what had been supersecret stuff, we were commissioned by a water company to educate their engineers on the notion  of optimum bubble sizes, trading ageing attenuation of specific surface against slip scavenged sustenance ~ concluding that for sewage settling ponds, the best would often be pretty much the default delivered by dirty water mm orso bubbles!
    In sum, then, materialisations are much more messy than portrayed and inventions invariably have history, in this case comprehensive coverage courtesy of an invaluable national resource that was decimated by Bliarownian Bonkernomics' infamous inaugural extinction of defence RTD, not so much the songsale of hard assets for under a third of their market value but much more for human assets worth 10x more yet dumped when a thousand or more uniquely good guys elected for ejection rather than the fate endured by counterparts in previous privatisations. A national disgrace then, like so much madness during decades of duncing that's killed this country's once everywhere envied ethos of elitist excellence for sake of lowest communised demonisation conveyed by cultural correctness coercion.
    Oh yes, for fairness I'm picturing Zimmerman by copy. 

From: The Engineer To: neale thomas Sent: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 1:10 PMSubject: Wednesday Agenda: Manufacturing growth needn't cost a fortune
Microbubbles method benefits biofuel production Microbubbles method benefits biofuel production    1 February 2011 | By Andrew Czyzewski         Email      Share Comment     Save     .A cheap and efficient method of producing microbubbles is set to benefit a whole range of industries from biofuel production to drug delivery and even fish farms.            Microbubbles of around 50–500 microns in diameter are highly valued for gas and energy transfer due to their considerable surface area per unit volume.        They are not a new invention but Sheffield University spin-out Perlemax has patented a novel fluidic oscillator to create them more efficiently.        Perlemax founder and engineering professor Will Zimmerman said: ‘Basically we push gas just enough to displace the water needed to create the interface and the bubble. The concept is you use a packet of gas about the same size as the pore and the result is that you get a bubble about the same size — the smallest we’ve gone down to is an average of 28 microns.        ‘It’s hard to imagine you could come up with a more energy-efficient way of making bubbles of those sizes.’        Alternate methods revolve around compressing gases into liquids then transferring the saturated liquid into a pressurised liquid to nucleate microbubbles, which is very expensive.        Zimmerman believes the Perlemax fluidic oscillator can save 90–95 per cent on running costs and a considerable amount on capital, since the unit costs only around £100 to make.        He said the newly formed company is investigating around 50 separate applications but the closest to market are for biofuel and biogas manufacture. Biofuel reactors need gas exchange for input of nutrients, namely CO2 and removal of byproducts, chiefly oxygen. While CO2 can be pumped in at a rate that exceeds the metabolic demands of the algae, oxygen removal has proved more difficult.        ’If you use smaller bubbles you also extract the oxygen produced by the algae, which stunts its growth and eventually kills it. Our field trials have shown supra-exponential growth,’ Zimmerman said.        Biogases, meanwhile, are readily available from landfill sites and wastewater treatment plants but are typically 60 per cent methane and 40 per cent CO2, giving a poor burn.        Currently water scrubbing is used to remove some CO2, but that requires a lot of electricity and microbubbles can potentially provide a much more efficient alternative.        In addition, Zimmerman recently published data on a potential medical application for the precise delivery of drugs.        ’You immobilise a drug on the surface of small microbubbles. These bubbles move throughout the body by ultrasonic focusing — sort of like using tweezers — by picking up the bubbles with an ultrasonic field and then releasing them at the point where you want the drug to be delivered by collapsing the bubble.’        Most recently, Perlemax has been in consultation with an aquafarm in Ireland. Zimmerman said: ’Fish farms have a tremendous requirement for oxygen, if you don’t oxygenate them very well, the fish just linger, they don’t thrive.’   Perlemax’s technology has the potential for retrofit onto existing plant, or as an OEM component in new plant. A number of pilot-scale trials with commercial partners are underway.        In accordance with its agreement with Sheffield University, holding company Fusion will start with a 60 per cent shareholding in Perlemax; however, given the investment profile of the company, it is anticipated that the longer-term shareholding will be between 30 to 40 per cent.   
Microbubbles clean up Chinese lakeside    15 October 2010        .A microbubble system developed at the University of Utah is being deployed to remediate an industrial site on the shore of Lake Taihu in China.            ’It’s very gratifying to see our technology at work in the field,’ said professor of civil and environmental engineering Andy Hong, who developed the system at the university.        The microbubble system works by infusing water or soil with pressurised ozone gas microbubbles, making it possible to expose pollutants and make them easier to remove. The process is called heightened ozonation treatment, or HOT.        Until recently, heightened ozonation had not been demonstrated outside of Hong’s lab. But now, the University of Utah has partnered with Honde − a large Chinese environmental cleanup company − and the Chinese government to remediate the industrial site at the large lake, which is adjacent to Wuxi − a major Chinese city west of Shanghai.        ‘Lake Taihu is polluted by numerous contaminants. Wuxi is an industrial city in a region dotted with polluted factory sites. The lake receives runoff from across the region, which causes nutrients to collect in the lake and feed harmful algae,’ said Hong.        ’The lake requires extensive environmental cleanup after years of neglect,’ Hong added. ’We are fortunate that the Chinese government is aggressively cleaning up this area and willing to tackle challenging issues with new techniques that haven’t been used anywhere else.’        The demonstration project began in September and is expected to last three months. The focus is removing heavy metals and other contaminants from the soil. The centrepiece of equipment is a HOT reactor, which is a pressurised metal vessel that produces ozone microbubbles. The reactor is currently being used to treat soil, but it can also be used to treat water, algae or sewage waste.        The HOT reactor is filled with contaminated soil, which is excavated from the site. Organic contaminants (hydrocarbons) are removed first by repeatedly pressurising and depressurising the reactor with ozone gas, creating microbubbles that degrade the hydrocarbons. Metal contaminants are then removed by adding a chelating agent to extract them, then adding lime to precipitate the contaminants so that they can be filtered out and then disposed of.        ’The clean soil will be used for tree planting on public lands, and the water is recycled and reused in subsequent batches of soil cleanup,’ Hong said.        If the demonstration is successful, Hong expects the project to be replicated at other sites for different types of contaminants around Lake Taihu, in work that Honde will manage.        In addition to Honde, 7Revolutions Energy Technology Fund − an investment company based in Salt Lake City and a University of Utah startup − has licensed the technology and started a company to explore uses in the US and elsewhere.   
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Feb11 Re: prizewinning microbubbles and plasma
Dear Neale, I have not ventured into the realm of plasma fusion with microbubbles, so thanks for telling me of its existence.  I agree that there is quite a lot of work on various means of generating microbubbles -- nothing much new about their existence.  The "unique selling point" for us is low energy usage.  I don't really have a benchmarking system worked out for the other mechanisms, but our estimates from lab trials is that our field trial on replacing dissolved air flotation with the same size bubbles but 6-fold greater flowrate /holdup is that we will remove 90-95% of the electricity costs for the process and a similar reduction in capital cost.  Dissolved air flotation pushes saturated liquid at 4-6 bar, injecting it into 1 bar liquid to nucleate small bubbles -- the Coca-Cola mechanism for carbonated water.  The saturator and pumps cost ~ £500m for a municipal DAF plant for solids removal in water purification.  Since we push only air (1/1000th the density), a blower or compressor will do (<£20k).  And pushing liquid at 6 bar is much more costly than pushing air at 1.5-2 bar. By the way, Prof Ruzicka, my co-inventor is Prof Vaclav Tesar of the Czech Academy of Sciences.         Can you tell me more about your boundary layer drag suppression activity?  It is one of the applications that I had thought of investigating more generally for reduction in pumping costs in pipelines?  I thought that somerwhere around 5 microns, the bubbles become passive tracers -- buoyancy forces are too small with rise times of <10^-5 m/s to worry about separation.So if the viscosity / density reduction of the bubbly fluid is sufficient in resistance reduction so that the liquid mass flow rate costs less, at these "prices" it may be economical.         Dr Artur Jaworski, an old friend from my UMIST days, is planning on setting up some experiments.  We have identified ~25 applications for microbubbles (not counting fusion!), so I am trying to encourage friends to take up the mantle of any ideas in their area of expertise that I have either less expertise or time to follow up on.   Best regards, Will

dear W    Thanks for rapid response to mine regarding BP's enGULFment, also tip on how and who to prostitute myself as an arena eggspurt! Congrats of course for your microbubb prize (extract below) but does seem as though the wheel has returned yet again on these things. Micbubb manufacturing was done pretty much every which way on military money for a decade from mid-80s or even earlier, my connection being boundary layer drag-noise suppression with 10-100 mic via acoustically modulated micromeshes also electrolytically, with polymeric stabilisation for functional persistence at depth indeed even to insolubility! These games later diverged into ultraloud infrasonic sonar configured also as compact concept MW beam weapon later confirmed with functionally awesome coupling coefficient ~ Ronson's Goatstarers hinted at what was being done but didn't spell out excuse for expenditure being Saddam's supposed submarines lost in littoral noise!
    Other aspects emerged as civilianisations entailing effective MT lifetime compromised by ambient immobilisation, with acoustic generation and resonant forcing also exported for bubblebed reactors implications ~ my involvement including as coordinator of a late 90s EC-fp4 Copernicus project spawned from my longstanding liaison with CAS-ICPF Prague established via RoySoc/BritCoun placements for Zahradnik initially, later Ruzicka to whom I'm copying this note because he enthusiastically embraced the technologies ~ also because I've just realised it's been aeons since last exchange, indeed upwards of decade since I last saw him and not much less since we last talked tech! Be good to hear from him again, to learn how far he's taken the tricks and how they compare with your achievements.
    As for micbubb plasma reactors well my firsthand familiarity is/was mainly from monitoring the games that emerged from States in earlymid 90s as represented by Putterman and Crum principal speakers at the 94 IUTAM Conf I organised with Blake ~ my recollection dominated by distinction between monobubb and multibubb when it came to interior extremities demanding supersymmetry for anything approaching conditions for cold fusion. But I'm massively out of date on these things as I just last week discovered by chance encounter with a guy involved in an EC-fp7 project at Cranfield in alliance with Lawrence Livermore laser fusion people. Oh ~ just found 05 Phys Fluids by Nigmatulin & Lahey which suggests things haven't moved so far or fast as I expected ~ intrigued to spot that laser induction unfavourable so will have to raise that with the Cranfield man. Surprised to see multibubble now favours fusion so need to understand that as well.  Pleased you mentioned your interest because doubt I'd have bothered to check otherwise. Hope we get a chance to chat face-to-face sometime ~ maybe if JM is also available so please do get in touch Jim. Thanks. 
 
Dear Neale, Thanks for your note.  ... I have been busy making microbubbles cheaply http://eyrie.shef.ac.uk/steelCO2/awards.html which have applications far and wide.  Plasma microreactors too. Best regards, Will  Microbubbles win awards! The Institution of Chemical Engineers have recently selected a journal article, authored by five current and previous members of the Department of Chemical and Process Engineering at the University of Sheffield, for the Moulton Medal for 2009. The award recognizes the best paper published in all the Institutions journals for the year. The award letter can be view here:Moulton Medal letter. The paper is about the design of an air-lift loop bioreactor which exploits a recent patent by two of the co-authors for the energy-efficient generation of microbubbles. The team has shown up to 18% less energy consumption for microbubble production over the typical fine bubbles of 1-3mm diameter and estimates of 50-fold greater mass transfer rates for its 20micron size bubbles produced from a 20micron pore size microporous diffuser (see figure below, right hand side).
Because the microbubbles are so small and rise slowly and smoothly, they do not naturally generate as much overall stirring effects as the large bubbles in the Figure above on the left, even though they dissolve the gas at a much higher rate. The air-lift loop design manages to corral the strong momentum transfer effects by creating a global stirring motion for rapid overall mixing. See the figure below left.
The article is solely about the design of the novel microbubble generation within an air-lift loop bioreactor. So how well does it work? The preliminary answer to this question is with algal growth. At the 6th Annual bioProcessUK conference in York this November, the poster of James Hanotu  (co-authored by Dr Jim Gilmour of MBB and Prof Will Zimmerman of CPE) was awarded the Best Poster certificate by the 200+ delegates at the conference for his poster entitled which can be viewed here:Bioculture Growth Enhancement Mediated by CO2 Enriched Microbubbles The major conclusions of the poster are that from the air-lift loop bioreactior performance,       Microbubbles dissolve CO2 faster and therefore increase algal growth (see figure below). This may be useful in many carbon sequestration processes.       Algal culture with the fluidic oscillator generated bubbles had ~30% higher yield than conventionally produced bubbles with only dosing of one hour per day over a two week trial period.       Bioenergy could become a more attractive option in the recycling of the high concentration of CO2 emissions from stack gases.
These preliminary laboratory experiments form the basis of a field trial being developed with funding from the Technology Strategy Board for  testing the continuous dosing of the bioreactor with CO2 rich stack gas from industrial processes: see Steel plant CO2 sequestration using high efficiency micro-algal bioreactor.
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Jul 10 RE: NPL AGAIN PLAYING GOLF ONLY ITS CLUBS AND IMPACT NOT BALLS AND FLIGHT THIS TIME!
Dear Neale, Golf balls was a long time ago but the paper still gets cited. Tip - if you want to increase your citation count publish something related to sport. Not sure why Golf needs the full power of NPL to count dimples and measure their depth. No idea why John Harvey has the title Principle Research Fellow, particularly since he is hardly ever at IC and prefers Cambridge. But then very little on the Department web site is up to date. Retirees such as Mike, Richard and myself appear as if we are still full time members. Only Glyn Davies has the correct title of Senior Research Investigator but having just fallen out with the present Head he is leaving in the summer. Best regards, Peter

dear Peter    Prompted to pass on having just chanced on it today but expect you know all about it having played a part in revolutionising ball texture back in seventies, not long after you left NPL I think. Picturing the NPLer in case he hasn't heard, indeed quite probably not with lineage nowadays sadly stifled being dated not so much in AD as AGoogle! Maybe being unfair but let's see.
    PS Also spotted entry in IC-Aero Index Professor John Harvey  Principle Research Fellow  or maybe that's what he wanted!?

http://www.npl.co.uk/upload/pdf/Metromnia_Summer_4.pdf  NPL has been assisting The R&A  in the investigation of essential  measurements of the surface  texture of golf clubs.  You tee off and strike the ball with  all your skill and might, full of  enthusiasm. Your heart sinks as the  ball veers off into a bunker. A natural  reaction is to blame your clubs, but  thanks to the work of NPL and The  R&A, golf equipment manufacturers  cannot produce kit that gives players  an unfair advantage.  As a world leading centre of  excellence in developing and applying  the most accurate standards, NPL was  recently approached by The R&A -  golf’s governing body and organiser  of The Open Championship - to  investigate essential measurements of  the surface texture of golf clubs.  The texture and form of the surface  that strikes the ball can have an  effect on the launch speed, spin  and trajectory of the ball. The R&A  currently set Rules limiting the  magnitude of the surface texture of  a golf club. Golf club manufacturers  constantly strive to fi nd new  techniques to impart surface fi nishes,  whilst staying within the confi nes of  the Rules.  For this reason, The R&A has to  assess the surface texture of each  new type of club and determine  whether it conforms to the Rules.  NPL’s Richard Leach examined The  R&A’s measurement equipment  and protocols, carried out a critical  assessment of all their processes  and advised them on the latest  ISO standards in the fi eld. The ISO  standards can be diffi cult to interpret,  so Richard referred them to NPL  Measurement Good Practice Guide  No 37: ‘The measurement of surface  texture using stylus instruments’.  Also, the current Rules refer to specifi c  machining practices and many  different machining methods are used  these days.  As a result, The R&A is now evaluating  its procedures in the light of Richard’s  comments, including the implications  of modern surface roughness  engineering and measurement  procedure for the Rules of Golf  documentation. The Rules of Golf  aim to provide a comprehensive  and understandable summary of the  playing and equipment Rules.  Richard Leach said: “At NPL we  develop and apply the most  accurate standards and measurement  science available. We used this  expertise to review and assess the  processes used by The R&A when  deciding on the conformity of new  golfi ng equipment. While we don’t  have the expertise to turn the average  golfer into the next Lee Westwood,  we can at least help to ensure that  golf’s best traditions are protected,  and that skill remains the dominant  element in determining success.”  For further information,  please contact:  Richard Leach  T: 020 8943 6303  richard.leach@npl.co.uk
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Aug10  RE: National B2B Centre Ltd. Newsletter - July 2010
Hi Neale Thanks for your note. The demise of AWM and in consequence that of Business Link mean that the National B2B Centre won’t be providing free assistance for very much longer.   Indeed you might have spotted that we have been trying to test the market for paid services such as training workshops.  The sums may need to be as silly as B2BM! Regards Gareth
 
dear GE     You didn't come back on my last no doubt because of busyness! Prompted to followup by yet another B2B marketing pitching for payment £300-500 for what I'm sure isn't any more than your own excellent publicly pursed provision. Thinking now my earlier .eml attachment might well have left my message binned by your gITs (gormy Infestation Tricknologists) I've not included latest one merely flagged its header below in case you wanted to check it out. Meanwhile just confirmed Google is still excluding me other than by full site query whereas I'm still riding high in Yahoo, albeit second to first US Postmaster General but no shame in that! GOOGLEdeGOB
    Many thanks for taking so much time responding in detail to mine, indeed for engaging in unpaid consultancy on my enquiry. Expect you're right that I've been overtaken by gITological evolution (gIT = gormy Infestation Tricknology) but still surprised that not so long ago I had 5 in top 20 and 20 in top 50 entries on Google (mostly third party citations!) but now there's nothing direct, only a 123 index router. I had thought Yahoo was still featuring me at number 2 but that illusion was shattered last week when I invited someone to see my stuff for themselves on their computer and I was nowhere on that as well ~ yet on my machine I'm still there so that seems a tad puzzling! Anyhow do I really care about such silly stuff when there's still so many more important things to do ~ like banging away against the bureauggery that's just about busted us in not much more than a decade of affirmatively actioned correctness collusion! And saying that reminded me of my disappointment discovering your own excellent little webbage on B2B events appears to have been usurped by mega marketing of WMG ~ meaning fame for a few exploded egos and anonymity for the guys actually delivering the goodies. Pretty much par for pretty much most courses nowadays as we sink ever deeper into the quangomire! Looking forward to next chance to say nice things about you at first hand ~ meanwhile picturing my BusiLink tablemate as promised on the day, thinking he if he did check me out he probably decided I was a lost cause in current climate! Thanks again.

Hi Neale Thank you for your email.  We weren’t too fazed by your question – I think we might have been expecting something of that nature! The point you make about the B2B Marketing people is an interesting one.  I think that their name is probably different enough for them to get away with what they are doing though. And yes we would like to turn the situation around to our advantage – perhaps one day. In terms of your website it is interesting to note that it hasn’t been completed de-listed.  It may be that it just isn’t getting listed for the search terms that you want in the places you would like. I tried a search for "expired in egalitarian extinction" on Google UK (leaving “the web” button selected).  This brings back a search return for your site.  Doing the same search with “pages from the UK” selected doesn’t bring back your site. It would be interesting to know what search terms you have been using to test out whether Google finds the site or not.  I think that there are few reasons for the apparent disappearance of the site.  One is that over time other references to say, “Neale Thomas”, have appeared on sites and directories in relation to both you and other people .   Because you name doesn’t appear very prominently on your web site Google may have simply just listed other sites higher (e.g. your LinkedIn entry).   The lack of UK location information and the use of the .net domain probably explains why the site is listing  for “the web” searches more readily than UK only.  Referencing the UK or Aston, for instance in the page text would help.  You could also install Google Webmaster Tools and specifically “geo-target” the site for the UK (if that is appropriate).  Having all of those links associated with text on a letter by letter basis with “Foundation Formulation...” probably looks a little spammy to the search engines, especially when the link is that page.  The search engines have become very sophisticated in reading and understanding the text on websites but you might agree that your style would defeat all but the most erudite readers.  I suspect that the search engines just don’t understand the text and therefore won’t choose the page even if the search is related to the key topics. I hope this helps. We look forward to seeing you at any forthcoming events that we are invited to do. Regards Gareth

dear GE     Thanks for tolerating my intrusion at your recent bash (BusiLink Warwick B2B Workshop Online Marketing 915-1'24feb10 Solihull St Johns Hotel) and apology if my question backfooted your colleague ~ confess I had no idea until another delegate bumped into me some time later to say he thought I'd been a tad harsh asking about value for money perception by your clients!
    Was prompted though by spate of scammails masquerading under almost same brand as your own, maybe close enough for you to lodge a complaint with appropriate authority ~ Companies House maybe? Either way what they're offering must be massively overpriced at upwards £400pd, especially seeing as you guys do such a super job for gratis. Surely you can turn that to your advantage!
    Just a thought ~ and another would be to ask why Google delisted me when I've never harmed them nor had any complaints about my naff webbage that's amazingly effective with the audience it addresses. There's no masked text in my stuff although might be down to abundance of screentagged signage reproduced below ~ none abusive, all informative indeed. Appreciate opinion. Thanks.
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Aug 10: Re: Invitation to Forum on particles in turbulence
dear M    Driving down to Devon last week, passing by M5 sign to Berkeley, prompted recollection of visiting you there back in good auld days before bonkernomic bureauggery got to rule all roosts. Grapevine recently reported you were about to retire so just had to drop a line hoping to reconnect before you disconnect so to speak, also having not so long ago having reminded Cam Uni John Young that you also played Jacobian games on particle flow ~ although must say his citation lineage goes long way back, almost enough to be deemed a rediscovery! Anyhow, if you're going to be around for a bit longer I must make serious effort to drop by and collect my Newcie! HTMailinks

    Having just looped you in covertly on my BP enGulfment spleening I've now just come across my last from you parked up in case life turned a trump in interim -- forlorn of course after well over a decade doldrummed. However having just sent a sarcastic comment about autocratic action regarding icelandic volcano ash, in particular seeing as Met Off are still hopeless with clouds across board from initiation to precipitation (recall S American nonsense numerics at CV's IC-IMS Turbulence Workshop mar09) who in right mind would trust any mesorange aerosol dispersion sums even interpolative stuff?! And looks like scepticism was well found, considering their credibility has been codswalloped by strategy switch to empirically constrained algebraic interpolation and sod their silly simulations. Just my humbly uninformed view so be good to get your own expert opinion!
    Signing off in sadness at sight of so many good guy names who were contemporary colleagues until the campus christians crucified me for excess success. Expect you'll be thinking about retirement pretty soon -- well take my advice and delay long as possible because you're a long time dying when no-one wants you any more. At least I didn't suffer the blastwave breakdown endured by one of the very best good guys hung out by QQ five years ago and only just now coming to terms -- he just wrote to confess his collapse for first time! GOOGLEdeGOB

  Dear Friends and colleagues, I would like to attract your attention to the following Forum: Forum 1-17 Open Forum Fluid-Particle Interactions in Turbulence  (http://www.asmeconferences.org/FEDSM2010/CallForPapersDetail.cfm)  Which will be held in the frame of the 3rd Joint US-European Fluids Engineering Summer Meeting to be held in Montreal August 1-4 2010. The conference is sponsored by ASME, AIMETA, IMECHE,   AFM  and ERCOFTAC  The Forum is Organized by Alfredo Soldati (U. Udine, Italy), Mike reeks (U. Newcastle, UK) Lance Collins (U. Cornell, US) we hope to see many of you in Montreal. Plese, feel free to distribute this announcement to those colleagues who you believe may be interested. On Behalf of the organizers  Alfredo Soldati University of Udine Italy P.S. Apologies for multiple reception of this announcement .Description Turbulent dispersed flows are crucial in a multitude of industrial and environmental applications. In most applications, the key information is the instantaneous particle spatial distribution which in turn induces flow field modification. It is known that inertial particles will distribute preferentially, avoiding strong vortical regions and segregating into straining regions. This particle distribution is dominated by several effects arising from the local fluid particle interaction.  The object of this forum is to provide an opportunity to present the most recent works in modelling, simulation and experiments covering all aspects of particle fluid interaction but in particular:  particle segregation and mixing;  turbulence modification by particles;  particles and turbulence in boundary layers and shear layers;  particle-particle interactions;  dispersed turbulent droplet flows;  dispersed turbulent bubbly flows;  advanced numerical methods;  advanced experimental methods;  The purpose of the Forum is to discuss recent developments, trends, and issues informally. To encourage this informal character, contributors are not requested to submit full papers and no proceedings will be published (so please select “presentation only” for your abstract submission).  Objectives Authors and presenters are invited to participate in this event to expand international cooperation, understanding and promotion of efforts and disciplines in the area of Open Forum Fluid-Particle Interactions in Turbulence. Dissemination of knowledge by presenting research results, new developments, and novel concepts in Open Forum Fluid-Particle Interactions in Turbulence will serve as the foundation upon which the conference program of this area will be developed.

    Prompted to trouble you again having just discovered this consortium (attachment and bottom below) and amazed it doesn't include you and yours. Manifestly yet another committee contrivance for our friends at IC, GH of course but seeing SR alongside reminded me of an HSE-OSD I did after Piper Alpha report from which was well received by all in community (including SR) save AEA Tech who threatened to sue for defamation, consequence of which was upwards decade delay before dissemination onto HSE website where it since spawned favourable opinions from likes of UCL counterparts to GH & SR. Strikes me that VOF and diffuse equivalent (below) isn't ever going to access more that correlational cobbling of data subsets but then that'd only be par for course in our era of postrational parascientology. Hoping to hear from you when you can take ten from your busy schedule. As for me well I'm winding up my last paid project activity ~ paltry £K10pa (20d at £500pd) so makes me spit blood seeing a kid is now being offered upwards £K30pa, same as I was getting when I was quitted a decade ago having run a lab of 15 orso. Next stop shelf stacking! 

Research Associate, Departments of Chemical Engineering and Mechanical Engineering, Imperial College, London, UK Research on Numerical simulation and analysis of turbulent stratified flows (EPSRC-sponsored project) Salary in the range: £23,560 to £29,170 per annum, fixed term appointment for 36 months This position is available in order to investigate numerically and analytically turbulent stratified flows, with Dr Peter Spelt, Dr Omar Matar, Professor Chris Lawrence and Dr Tamer Zaki. The post is part of a larger project with experimental and large-scale modelling components, involving Professor Stephen Richardson, Dr Raad Issa, Professor Geoffrey Hewitt and a large industrial and academic consortium, TMF4. The key objective of the project will be to gain fundamental understanding of the evolution of interfacial waves and the subsequent entrainment of droplets in turbulent stratified flows. This objective will be achieved through an integrated programme of analysis, modelling and experiments. The main analytical/modelling components (to be addressed by the successful candidate) are a theoretical stability analysis wherein the interaction between interfacial wave motion and turbulent structures is accounted for, and the development of a comprehensive numerical model (possibly based on an already existing code) that resolves the flow in both phases, using the full equations of motion. The results will be disseminated to industrial partners through the TMF4 consortium. The appointee should hold a PhD degree (or equivalent) in a physical-science or an engineering discipline. Essential is a strong track record in stability analysis and/or the numerical simulation of the full 3D incompressible equations of motion of multiphase flows (e.g., a diffuse-interface or VOF method). The successful candidate will be able to build on an existing 3D laminar solver for stratified flows that is based on a diffuse-interface method to track the interface. Closing date: December 4, 2006  If you would like to apply for this post, please ensure that you enclose a completed application form as well as a copy of your CV. Applications should be sent or emailed to: Dr. Peter Spelt (Tel: +44 (0) 20 75941601), Department of Chemical Engineering, Imperial College London, South Kensington Campus, London SW7 2AZ. Application forms can be downloaded here; a job description and person specification together with further particulars, may be obtained by contacting Dr. Spelt
http://amac-cpt.sme.cranfield.ac.uk/tmf/   The TMF Project     Since 1996 the Programme has undertaken research aimed at improving commercial computer programs' performance and supplying validation data. Following on from the success of the original work in 1999 the sponsors requested several successive stages to the research, most recently with TMF4, and TMF5 now just beginning.     The TMF Co-ordinated Projects have brought together leading researchers from 4 universities:     •Bristol University  •Cranfield University  •Imperial College London  •Nottingham University  This phase of co-ordinated research topics continues the very successful investigations to improve industry’s ability to understand Transient Multiphase Flows. It is jointly funded by Industry and the UK’s Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council (EPSRC) and the UK's Department of Trade and Industry. The industrial companies involved include many of those active in the exploration and development of oil and gas reserves and organisations developing and marketing computer programs for transient multiphase flow analysis.    Transient flows occur as a result of such operational or particular conditions as:-    •Start up and shut down  •Controlled blowdown  •Equipment malfunction  •Piping or equipment loss of integrity  TMF5 is a proposed research programme which has its roots in the extensive discussions with, and suggestions from, the industrial Sponsors of the current Joint Project on Transient Multiphase Flows and Flow Assurance (TMF4). TMF5 develops themes from the previous TMF projects:     •Managed Programme on Transient Multiphase Flows (TMF1): 1996‑1999  •Managed Programme on Transient Multiphase Flows (TMF1): 1996‑1999  •Coordinated Project on Transient Multiphase Flow (TMF2): 1999‑2002  •Joint Project on Transient Multiphase Flows (TMF3): 2002‑2006  •Joint Project on Transient Multiphase Flow and Flow Assurance (TMF4); 2006‑2009  Two key features of the TMF projects are:    a)The project is managed through Imperial College London. Research expertise, with analytical and experimental input in multiphase flow and related areas, are provided by Cranfield University, Nottingham University and Bristol University in addition to Imperial College London.    b)Funding from the UK Government through the Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council (EPSRC) plays a vital role in enabling the projects and provides a large leverage for individual sponsors.    The continuation of work in this generic area from one project to the next is an indication of the ongoing importance of the area to the oil and gas industry. However, the sub-projects forming the basis of each successive TMF project have been chosen to reflect the evolving industrial priorities. These priorities have been established throughout by intensive consultation with the industrial partners and may be summarised as follows:    •Optimum continued production from mature fields  •Long-distance tie-backs  •Development of small and marginal fields  •Deeply-buried reservoirs  •Development of deepwater fields  •Heavy (highly viscous) oils  In the light of the above priorities, the broad overall objective of TMF5 can be stated as:     To provide information and methodologies which improve existing predictive, design and optimisation tools that industry can use in extending its operational envelopes both in exploiting existing fields and developing new ones.      The purpose of this web area is to provide technical information useful to people working on the Co-ordinated Projects of Research on Transient Multiphase Flows.  For more details, please click on the Directory menu item     
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Feb11: Reconnecting Invitation to Forum on particles in turbulence
dear MR ~ Mike     First off, has to be congratulations on Little & Large Award especially you being so totally un-American! Second, your mention of new nuclear support stuff prompts me to slag off Man Uni's Dalton joke whose invite to their grand opener I stupidly accepted thinking there'd be at least a hint of some solid science but no it was entirely PRapcrap predicated on pursuit of gITology = gobbledegeek Infestation Tricknology. But then I'm only a geriumpy old enough to recall 3MI incident was only resolved as convective conundrum after incorporating buoyancy blocked heat transfer (did my little bit on stretched scaling for wall-laws back in 70s) and later battling against Drew & Lahey's NRC lobby to see all the LOCA codes correctly incorporate Taylor's added mass term in mixture modelling, only to despair on discovery of similarly superficial sloppience in HP-HC offshore safety codes after Piper Alpha when commissioned by HSE-OSD for compliance with Cullen's command ~ report that was suppressed by commercial collusion for five years only to reappear after Jim McQuaid fought for mandatory dissemination of all approved reports as his CS swansong that required initialled endorsement by incoming CabOff Sec in 97!  
    Family all fine ~ yours? Newccie visit still pipedreamed because pensioned pocketpennies paltry and no rechargeable expense accounts now, not since I ceased paid project prostitution three years ago. Beginning to bundle biobook on extraordinary experiences spawned of a PhD instrumental in early 70s Cold War reconciliation as only discovered by chance encounter thirty years later with former Soviet topdogger that also explained being buttonholed by Russian Rear Admirals and helping to free a submarine physicist from Lubyanka jail having inadvertently caused his detention by failing to arrange his asylum! Amazing stuff and much more from the perestroika spanning decade of derring-do gizmo games that eclipsed Clancy's Red October by country kilometre. Now need to procure professional populariser because no way my account can do justice to it ~ know anyone or of anyone who'd take the bait? Thinking could also be configured to encourage enthusiasm of bright kids for strongly scienced career in app math tech phys, as delivered for decades by DAMTP's reality luminaries Lighthill and Batchelor as sons of GI, not Hawking's heavenly hogwash hyped by cosmo cronies Rees and Penrose !
    There you are ~ I'm still alive enough to still enjoy kicking the pricks! We really must get together for a pair of pied pints, if not your end then how about my neck ~ you surely must be nearby from time to time.  Hope so.

Dear Neale     Delighted to hear from you. You often crop in conversations with other colleagues who bemoan the fact that you are no longer  in mainstream academia. Always glad to hear you at the back asking those penetrating questions at whosever's  semianr. Remember the last I tme attended one when you were  there was mine. Remember Warwick and Peter Thomas, the Rod Stwart of Fluid Mechanics - great bloke came to NCL and gave a really great seminar. The world cant have too many of him. How's being a grandfather? How's Di? I'm going to give some lectures on turbulence at IC with Christos next term so maybe asking your advice. I will be retiring in october -  what a bloody stupid word. Its just that they will pay me less and I wont be doing any teaching. However I should start winding down - its really determined by my state of mind and enthusiasm not that I'm over 65.            By the way I got an ward in August - ASME Freemand Scholar Award (see attached) which I received at an ASME Fluids Gathering in Montreal. Most honoured especially since I am the first non American. Its very interesting when you mention it to people (academics without exception)-  very rarely do they say congratulations. That'ss not to so you are one of them and wont, but they all think they should have got it. Most amsusisng and sort of Shakespearean/ interesting psychology. Do come to NCL  where I will be on part time. I've just got funding for a Post doc on computational modelling for advance nuclear powr plant.     - Ah CEGB Berkeley Nuclear Labs, the good auld days, those halcyon days of yor, the CEGB of blessed memory before Mrs T screwed us all. Best wishes  Mike

    Driving down to Devon last week, passing by M5 sign to Berkeley, prompted recollection of visiting you there back in good auld days before bonkernomic bureauggery got to rule all roosts. Grapevine recently reported you were about to retire so just had to drop a line hoping to reconnect before you disconnect so to speak, also having not so long ago having reminded Cam Uni John Young that you also played Jacobian games on particle flow ~ although must say his citation lineage goes long way back, almost enough to be deemed a rediscovery! Anyhow, if you're going to be around for a bit longer I must make serious effort to drop by and collect my Newcie!
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Feb11: Re: Wawick Uni Engrg Sem 16jun10 Risk assessment and interventional planning for cerebral disease: Simulation of transport phenomena for personalized medicine Yiannis Ventikos EngSci OxfUni ~ numerous notes

Dear both, apologies for the radio silence. I will dig up the previous message and attempt to write a proper response to both in a short while... Best wishes, Yiannis

dear SD ~ Simon    Sorry I ignored your rapid response but I shelved it pending reaction from YV and with him staying silent I've only just now been triggered by my 6month courtesy cut-off. Probably he decided my take far too historical for topical attention although didn't seem that way when I acted as awkward asker in his seminar. Anyhow, enough of that because your redirection from blood vessels to patient processing prompted me to think you might be interested in a variant extended Kalman Filter that we worked up as bifurcation busting tracker-forecaster with view to military use, in particular signaturing stealthed torpedoes from all the decoy clutter now deployed. Predicated on multiple manifold representation (platformed mainly on Lorenz), it typically used a neural net for easy bits, checking convergence rate for early warning of irregularity recalibration and autoadaptively shuffling the pack for optimal reselection of modelling and measured descriptors. Strikes me that it might provide a plausible pointer for patient processing don't you think? Or maybe you've already hit upon best practicable option? One thing's for sure, anything minimising gITological obscurity will be needed to gain endorsement after all those squillions squandered on scammed sillies ~ oh yes, gIT = gremlin Infestation Tricknology!
    PS. Just noticed I spotted an initiative (yet another) indented below and meant to mention in time for your participation if relevant but stupidly didn't. Sorry ~ maybe still time to get involved.
 
Hi Yiannis and Neale,     Thank you for “reconnecting” – yes I am still a vascular surgeon working in the West Midlands – though my interest complex system modelling has taken a different turn.  I am a clinician so delivering health care is my primary focus and it became clear that the fascinating subject of pulsatile flow in arterial and venous networks was not going to translate into anything life-saving in the near future. So I applied the learning from modelling blood flows to a different system – patient flows through a healthcare system. That is a very real problem – people die because healthcare systems are not designed to facilitate patient flow.  The problem is even more nonlinear than blood flow – and there are no good analytical models – even queue theory is a poor approximation.  Fortunately there are simulation methods that make this tractable – discrete event simulation – that allows the highly counterintuitive and oft-chaotic system behaviour to be visualised.         I have applied the techniques in practice and delivered dramatic improvements in process performance at no cost – better safety and quality, quicker and at less cost: what I dubbed the Three Wins outcome.         The challenge is now to convince the NHS that this is possible and learnable ...  it does save lives though and that is what I was seeking to do.         Any suggestions that you could offer in spreading the message would be most welcome. With regards  Simon  

From: Medilink East Midlands To: neale@thomas.net Sent: Thursday, August 26, 2010 9:11 AMSubject: Personalised Medicine: Key Tools for Discovery and Development
       Dear Neale,          The Healthcare and Bioscience iNet’s next event, Personalised Medicine: Key Tools for Discovery and Development, will take place on Wednesday 22 September at BioCity Nottingham.       “Personalised medicine may improve upon ‘reactive’ medical diagnosis by predicting treatment response or preventing disease before symptoms appear” Parliamentary Office of Science & Technology, Postnote: April 2009      Sessions will be held by speakers who are at the cutting edge of biomarker discovery, development and analysis. This event will focus on the following issues:            Biomarker Applications for Personalised Medicine    Statistical Analysis Approaches to Biomarker Discovery    Interactive Analysis &Visualisation of Large Biological Data Sets    For further details and to register for this event please click here.      Medilink East Midlands members receive CPD points for attending this event.             Kind regards         Costa Philippou

dear YV    As promised, later than intended but busyness distracted ~ sadly no longer business, not since I was classified incorrigibly uncorrect some years ago. As mentioned much enjoyed your talk for its memories of earlier era of foundation fundamentals in blood flow coupled to vessel compliance, especially grandee gurus Shapiro and Lighthill but also Bertram with whom I shared a 70s lab at CamUni DAMTP where his PhD on pulsatile abruptish area changes was supervised by Pedley (my biweekly squash partner for several years) and then Sajjadi with whom I shared a sep98 Salford IMA conference on haemodynamics that produced informal followup with local WM surgeon on stent reconfiguration for reduced reattachment stresses especially transients. So that's why I enjoyed your talk so much being probably my first reconnection with such issues. Think I also suggested might be nice to popin for followup, ideally twinned with taking in a talk from you or your team perhaps best of all with clinical context speaker to see how much things have improved since I dallied with Simon Dodds ~ having just googled his name from a '99 file! In fact, prompted by this retrieval and revived recollection from his webbage thought it'd be nice to use this note as excuse for reconnecting with him, especially seeing as he's still nearby in Sutton Coldfield ~ at least was as of pages dated 05-06. So hoping to hear from both of you when you take time but meanwhile you might enjoy skimming my screentagged stuff over tea.

http://www.eng.ox.ac.uk/fbg/people.html Yiannis Ventikos MA PhD   Professor of Engineering Science   Fellow of Wadham College      Contact Details:   Department of Engineering Science    University of Oxford ,    Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3PJ , U.K.    Phone: +44 (0) 1865 283452 Email: Yiannis.Ventikos@eng.ox.ac.uk Yiannis formed the Fluidics and Biocomplexity Group when he joined the University of Oxford, in 2003. He is a member of the Institute of Biomedical Engineering and a Fellow and Tutor in Engineering at Wahdam College.      Yiannis has studied and worked (for shorter or longer periods of time!) in Switzerland, Greece, France and the USA, before joining the Department. His interests and specialization focus on computational simulation methods for complex phenomena, with an emphasis on multiscale/multiphysics modeling, biological/clinical transport phenomena, fluid mechanics, micro- & nano-technologies, sustainability & the environment and innovative manufacturing and processing techniques.

http://www.simondodds.com/ Heart of England NHS Foundation Trust   Good Hope Hospital   Rectory Road   Sutton Coldfield   West Midlands, B75 7RR.   UK.      Tel:    0121 378 2211 ext 2385.        Work e-mail:    simon.dodds@heartofengland.nhs.uk   Home e-mail:   simon@simondodds.com 
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Sep10:  From: Energy and Climate Change Committee To: www.NEALE.THOMAS.net Cc: YEO, Tim Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:08 AMSubject: RE: Energy and Climate Change Committee has issued a call for written evidence for its forthcoming short inquiry into UK Deepwater Drilling – implications of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill ~ RESPONSE
Dear Mr Thomas     Thank you for your email, your evidence will be circulated for the Members’ attention. Regards,  ECC Committee
 
    Oh dear, my input sent in good faith expectation that my firsthand expert experience would not be spurned yet my message was not even acknowledged and now I find that what I said was central to select committee considerations ~ limed bits below. Picturing Comm Chair TY for his comments connecting directly with my remarks, hoping he'll take you to task for dereliction of due diligence.
From: Safety Health Practitioner To: Neale@Thomas.Net Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2010 9:34 AMSubject: SHPlus - Regulator accused of not being tough enough on employers BP criticised for inadequate training procedures on North Sea installations More revelations of safety lapses on BP installations - this time in its UK operations - have emerged just as outgoing chief executive Tony Hayward was preparing to face a grilling by MPs on the risks of deepwater drilling.   BP criticised for inadequate training procedures on North Sea installations    15 September 2010       More revelations of safety lapses on BP installations – this time in its UK operations – have emerged just as outgoing chief executive Tony Hayward (pictured) prepares to face a grilling by MPs on the risks of deepwater drilling.      Following separate Freedom of Information Act requests by the Daily Telegraph and the Financial Times, both newspapers published reports yesterday (14 September) on evidence of the oil giant’s lack of attention to basic safety matters at several of its installations in the North Sea.      The Telegraph obtained a letter that was sent last October to BP executives from the HSE, in which the regulator concludes – as a result of an investigation into complaints by workers on the Clair rig off the Shetlands – that “training of some new personnel to basic safety standards was ineffective”.      The letter goes on to highlight “evidence of a culture among [BP’s] contractor, Seawell – up to senior levels of management – of working outside of procedures, permit, or permit conditions”.      The Telegraph also revealed that these allegations were “strongly refuted” by BP; nevertheless it did report back to the HSE that its processes had been reviewed and improved by November of last year. Seawell told the paper that the HSE investigations did not result in any enforcement action being taken against it, and that it has the highest regard for health and safety.      Inadequate training of personnel was also cited in offshore inspection records obtained by the Financial Times. Inspectors from the Department of Energy and Climate Change had found that BP had not complied with rules for regular training of offshore operatives on how to respond to incidents, or carried out adequate oil-spill exercises.      Again, BP responded to the DECC to say it had rectified the situation and was now in full compliance with the rules on oil-spill exercises.      The revelations come just as the Energy and Climate Change Committee is about to question Tony Hayward as part of its inquiry into deepwater drilling in the UK, in the wake of the Gulf of Mexico disaster earlier this year. The committee, chaired by Conservative MP Tim Yeo, has already questioned Paul King, MD of the North Sea operations of Transocean (the drilling contractor involved in the Deepwater Horizon explosion).      Mr Yeo told the Telegraph that training of North Sea staff will be a key area of interest. He said: “There are some extremely important aspects of training that do need improving.” The head of the HSE’s offshore division, Steve Walker, added that training is a “pretty central part of major-hazard control”.      In BP’s own report of its internal investigation into the Deepwater Horizon incident, personnel competence was one of 25 areas recommended for action if another Deepwater Horizon is to be prevented.      See also Paul Verrico and Kevin Elliott’s SHP feature on the Deepwater Horizon incident and what would happen if a similar disaster occurred in the UK.  
    From Neale Thomas (FRED.ltd, Aston SciPark, Bham B7 4BB; 01214714149) as author of HSE-OSD Report OTO98-162( http://www.hse.gov.uk/research/otopdf/1998/Oto98162.pdf ) commissioned for Cullen compliance post Piper Alpha regarding inadequacies in design and training software for explosive escapes of complex compositions from HP-HC pipes and tanks including subsea complications. Hereby notified for manifest ongoing industrial and regulatory failures to embrace its findings despite endorsement by sector experts, failure even to enforce express dissemination despite initial rapid release badged urgent immediate attention as required by Cullen, yet recalled and blocked for five years 1992-7 after a software vendor threatened legal action for commercial defamation.
    Whilst PA was a gas production platform whereas DH was an oil exploration platform, the report covered live crude cases where multiphase and thermodynamic essentials are shared with regard to release scenarios, although mud rheology admittedly adds complications of bubble behaviour during blowout initiation and evolution ~ an arena to which I also contributed with regard to a PhD project on empirically founded fundamentals for important improvements to Schlumberger's simulation software following fatal accident on N Sea platform Ocean Odyssey, not dramatically different from DH because water depth had nothing to do with initiating events despite clamour from campaigners determined to disrupt everything deemed unnatural!
    As closing comment must mention that all codes convey key components in their calculations by way of correlations carrying considerable uncertainties being derived from subsets of simplified circumstances with little confirmation of coupling complexities, certainly nothing by way of verification to compare with exhaustive protocols imposed for pharmacological approval yet catastrophic consequences can be comparable as we know from fatal accidents that continue to occur despite accumulating awareness! Moreover exactly same reservations apply to so-called climate change codes, even more so insofar as their calibration correlations have been increasingly constrained by recent decades of anomalously accelerated adjustment that cannot be adequately accommodated without forced fudging which has been directly responsible for panic prognostications for coming decades ~ nutshelled, then, excessive thermal inertia in their cobbled characterisations is why they undershot changes since seventies and why they're overshooting future ones. And whilst that's not central to the DH Inquiry, it should have been a crucial consideration many moons ago in the wider context of the commitment to a so-called low-C economy (redlined below).
http://www.parliament.uk/business/committees/committees-a-z/commons-select/energy-and-climate-change-committee/news/new-inquiry/ 23 July 2010    The Energy and Climate Change Committee has issued a call for written evidence for its forthcoming short inquiry into UK Deepwater Drilling – implications of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.   On the 20th April an explosion on the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig –operated by Transocean in the Gulf of Mexico, under contract to BP – led to the deaths of eleven workers and an oil leak at an unprecedented depth. The full extent of the environmental impact and the effect on communities is not yet known.   In light of the incident, DECC conducted a review of the existing safety and environmental regulatory regimes and found them to be “fit for purpose”, but announced that annual inspections of drilling rigs were to double and insurance requirements were to be reviewed. The US has currently suspended all deepwater drilling until the leak is under control and factors leading to the incident have been identified, a position also adopted by Norway, while the European Energy Minister has urged EU national governments to ban any new drilling temporarily.   The Committee wants to find out about the safety and environmental regulations of oil and gas operations on the UK continental shelf – especially in the deepwater to the west of the Shetlands – and the potential positive and negative impacts of a moratorium on deepwater drilling. Respondents are free to comment on any issues they consider relevant, although the Committee particularly welcomes evidence addressing the effectiveness (or otherwise) of:   What are the implications of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill for deepwater drilling in UK?    To what extent is the existing UK safety and environmental regulatory regime fit for purpose?    What are the hazards and risks of deepwater drilling to the west of Shetland?    Is deepwater oil and gas production necessary during the UK’s transition to a low carbon economy?    To what extent would deepwater oil and gas resources contribute to the UK’s security of supply?   The deadline for the submission of written evidence is Monday 13 September 2010.   NOTES ON SUBMISSION OF WRITTEN EVIDENCE   Written evidence should be in Word or rich text format-not PDF format-and sent by e-mail to ecc@parliament.uk. The body of the e-mail must include a contact name, telephone number and postal address. The e-mail should also make clear who the submission is from. Hard copy submissions should be sent to: The Clerk, Energy and Climate Change Committee, 7 Millbank, London, SW1P 3JA. The deadline is Monday 13 September 2010.   As a guideline submissions should be no longer than 3000 words. However, please contact the Committee staff if you wish to discuss this matter. Submissions should be in the format of a self-contained memorandum. Paragraphs should be numbered for ease of reference, and the document should, if possible, include an executive summary. Further guidance on the submission of evidence can be found at www.parliament.uk/parliamentary_committees/witness.cfm.   Submissions should be original work, not previously published or circulated elsewhere. Once submitted, your submission becomes the property of the Committee and no public use should be made of it unless you have first obtained permission from the Clerk of the Committee. Please bear in mind that Committees are not able to investigate individual cases.   The Committee normally, though not always, chooses to publish the written evidence it receives, either by printing the evidence, publishing it on the internet or by making it publicly available through the Parliamentary Archives. If there is any information you believe to be sensitive you should highlight it and explain what harm you believe would result from its disclosure; the Committee will take this into account in deciding whether to publish or further disclose the evidence.    For data protection purposes, it would be helpful if individuals wishing to submit written evidence send their contact details in a covering letter. You should be aware that there may be circumstances in which the House of Commons will be required to communicate information to third parties on request, in order to comply with its obligations under the Freedom of Information Act 2000.   FURTHER INFORMATION:   Committee Membership is as follows:   Mr Tim Yeo MP, Conservative, South Suffolk Dan Byles MP, Conservative, North Warwickshire Gemma Doyle MP, Labour/Co-operative, West Dunbartonshire Tom Greatrex MP, Labour, Rutherglen and Hamilton West Dr Philip Lee MP, Conservative, Bracknell Albert Owen MP, Labour, Ynys Môn Christopher Pincher MP, Conservative, Tamworth John Robertson MP, Labour, Glasgow North West Laura Sandys MP, Conservative, South Thanet Sir Robert Smith MP, Liberal Democrat, West Aberdeenshire and Kincardine Dr Alan Whitehead MP, Labour, Southampton Test   Media Enquiries: Nick Davies, Tel: 020 7219 3297, e-mail: daviesnick@parliament.uk   Specific Committee Information: Tel: 020 7219 2569, e-mail: ecc@parliament.uk   Watch committees and parliamentary debates online: www.parliamentlive.tv   Publications / Reports / Reference Material: Copies of all select committee reports are available from the Parliamentary Bookshop (12 Bridge St, Westminster, 020 7219 3890) or the Stationery Office (0845 7023474). Committee reports, press releases, evidence transcripts, Bills; research papers, a directory of MPs, plus Hansard (from 8am daily) and much more, can be found on www.parliament.uk      

BP enGULFment REPORTING OBSCURES ACTUALITY THAT ACCIDENT AROSE FROM FAILURE TO ADOPT REPEATED RECOMMENDATIONS AFTER EARLIER EXPLOSIONS ~ IT CERTAINLY WASN'T DUE TO DEPTH AS CLAIMED BY CAMPAIGNERS

From: Safety Health Practitioner To: Neale@Thomas.Net Sent: Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:27 AMSubject: Rig explosion caused by “complex sequence of failures by multiple parties”
Rig explosion caused by “complex sequence of failures by multiple parties” The actions of “multiple companies and work teams” contributed to the Deepwater Horizon explosion and fire in the Gulf of Mexico earlier this year, a report released by BP has concluded.The actions of “multiple companies and work teams” contributed to the Deepwater Horizon explosion and fire in the Gulf of Mexico earlier this year, a report released by BP has concluded.      Eleven workers were killed and 17 injured on 20 April when hydrocarbons escaped from the Macondo well on to the Transocean-owned Deepwater Horizon oil rig. The fire, which was fuelled by the hydrocarbons, continued for 36 hours, while oil continued to spew into the Gulf for 87 days, causing major environmental damage.      BP’s report – based on a four-month investigation led by its head of safety and operations, Mark Bly, and conducted independently by a team of more than 50 technical and other specialists – found that the incident arose from “a complex and interlinked series of mechanical failures, human judgements, engineering design, operational implementation, and team interfaces”.      The investigation revealed that:   • cement barriers at the bottom of the well failed to contain hydrocarbons within the reservoir, allowing gas and liquids to flow up the production casing;   • a negative pressure test was accepted despite no verification having been made as to the integrity of the well;   • Transocean rig crew failed to react quickly enough when faced with the influx of hydrocarbons into the well;   • upon reaching the rig, the well-flow was routed to a mud-gas separator, which caused gas to be vented directly on to the rig instead of overboard;   • the flow of gas into the engine rooms through the ventilation system created a potential for ignition; and   • the rig’s blow-out preventer on the sea bed should have activated automatically to seal the well, but failed to operate.      The report makes 25 recommendations to prevent a recurrence of such an incident, covering the use of blow-out preventers, well control, well-integrity pressure testing, emergency systems, cement testing, rig audits, and personnel competence.      Among these suggestions, it proposes the enhancement of Drilling and Completions (D&C) competency programmes to improve personnel’s operational and leadership skills; and calls for an advanced and mandatory deepwater well-control training programme for all BP and drilling contractor staff who are directly involved in deepwater operations.      Recommendations aimed at improving process-safety management include the establishment of D&C leading and lagging indicators for well integrity, well control, and safety-critical equipment; and a requirement on drilling contractors to implement an auditable integrity-monitoring system in relation to well-control equipment.       Commenting on the report, BP’s outgoing chief executive, Tony Hayward, said: “The investigation report provides critical new information on the causes of this terrible accident. It is evident that a series of complex events, rather than a single mistake or failure, led to the tragedy. Multiple parties, including BP, Halliburton [which performed several services on the rig, including cementing] and Transocean, were involved.”      Hayward’s replacement, Bob Dudley, added: “We are determined to learn the lessons for the future and we will be undertaking a broad-scale review to further improve the safety of our operations. We will invest whatever it takes to achieve that. It will be incumbent on everyone at BP to embrace and implement the changes necessary to ensure that a tragedy like this can never happen again.”      The publication of the report comes the day after a committee of MPs grilled UK oil and gas industry representatives on whether a similar incident could occur in British waters. The hearing in front of the Energy and Climate Change Select Committee saw the UK managing director of Transocean, Paul King, refute accusations that safety representatives had been bullied and intimidated for raising safety concerns.      Mr King described any incidents of this nature, which are highlighted in an unpublished report by the HSE, as “isolated” cases. He added: “I would not let my son work for this company if I didn’t believe it cares deeply about its people. I actually find it quite offensive that people think we take rules for granted.”       Guidelines discouraging the use of the ‘Not Required Back’ (NRB) practice – where an owner of an offshore installation contacts the operative’s contracting employer to tell it the individual is no longer required on that installation – without justification were introduced last year by the industry body Oil & Gas UK.      Asked if Transocean still operates NRB, which it has been claimed sends a strong signal to workers that it might not be in their best interests to raise safety issues, Mr King was insistent. He told the MPs: “If we have a problem with anybody on our rigs who is not performing from a safety perspective or a competency perspective, we would talk with them offshore before they leave the rig to advise them what our thoughts are about their work, and, if it is the case that we find their work unacceptable, why they will not be coming back to the rig.”      Malcolm Webb, Oil & Gas UK’s chief executive, pointed out that a survey on workforce engagement, carried out as part of the HSE’s KP3 report into asset integrity, gave “very high assurance from the workforce that they are free and able to intervene on safety, and without fear of retribution”.      Defending the UK’s regulatory regime, he said: “We have a regime where safety is divided from economic regulation, which is not the case in the US. We have the whole safety-case regime, which obliges the operator and the owners of the vessels to make sure that they’re operating to a standard that reduces the risk of the operation to that which is as low as is reasonably practicable. And we have independent verification of well design and independent verification of safety-critical equipment.”      Following the publication of the BP report, the group’s communications director, Trisha O’Reilly, did however pledge that the findings of the Deepwater Horizon investigation would be studied in detail. She said: “The UK’s safety-case regime obliges the industry to examine its existing arrangements in light of incidents around the world and put into action any consequent improvements that can be made.”

From: Process Engineering To: neale@thomas.net Sent: Thursday, September 09, 2010 1:02 PMSubject: PE Newsletter 81: Attitudes to Wireless survey results
Comment: BP's Deepwater Horizon report lack depth London – That BP’s report into the Gulf of Mexico disaster has failed to get to the bottom of the matter suggests that the company’s managers have at least learnt some lessons about digging too deep.      Very many process operations involve complex operations and interactions between multiple parties: for BP to offer this as the underlying reason for the Deepwater Horizon accident is well short of the mark.      In the process industries, it is the meticulous management of these interactions and level of adherence to risk assessment and management procedures, and safety standards such as IEC61508 and IEC61511, that offer the best defence against serious accidents.      The uncomfortable truth surrounding the incident on the Deepwater Horizon rig – the clue is in the name – is that there are as yet no effective rules and regulations for pioneering drilling operations in such deepsea locations – an issue that BP’s investigators were apparently less keen to explore.  
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Feb11: Recognition in Renewable Energy and Sustainability Zayed Future Energy Prize
    Thanks for picturing me and sorry to say only just retrieved after it bounced off my buffers for courtesy cutoff! Reason for writing is to express my concern that so much money will go to campaigners concerned to consolidate their careers whilst dedicated deliverers stay sidelined ~ yes like me indeed which of course is my motive for taking time to write. You won't know me but you'd get a good idea by googling me where you'll find a bewildering array of angrily screentagged signature summaries skimmable in the time it takes for a cuppa tea. Two things that should be seen significant for sustainability are wind-powered water treatment plant applicable to improved public health practices for poorer peoples and aeolian activated sprayer halving both drift and drop size for up to 8-fold cut in chemical content of arable applications without prejudicing productivity. Both were principled, prototyped, patented, preproducted and practically proven but neither made the market because of British bonkernomic bureauggery that's seen banks backed by billions whilst manufacturing has been murdered during decades of destruction delivered by Thatcherite postindustrial propaganda. Both have also been copycatted overseas and even imported back into Britain as best since sliced bread solutions, again exemplifying extinction of our once everywhere envied elitist excellence. In sum, then, instead of forever foraging for innovative initiatives why don't you turn to things already available but never effectively implemented for the benefit of all who actually need assistance?

From: Zayed Future Energy Prize To: neale@thomas.net Sent: Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:31 PMSubject: Recognition in Renewable Energy and Sustainability
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Feb11: SIMCLO Spectral Invariance Modelling Closure
    My turn to apologise for slowness, so slow indeed that yours bounced my buffer for courtesy cutoff! Guess I was hoping for sign that you'd skimmed my stuff seeing as it so closely connected with your talk at Christos' bash last year. Had you done so you'd have seen that it really was a rational progression from all that classical stuff, all the more persuasive for having just two ascribed "universal" constants especially one being Kolmogorof's and other being Rotta's, with clincher being its prescriptive bridging of the gap between RDT and LET addressed by Townsend and Crowe but unresolved by them other than as ad hoc patching, especially as it also conveyed Lagrangian strain history sensitivity for Rotta's as found experimentally but not readily attributed in one-point RANS closures. In case you already had a look and found it wanting please don't shy against rubbishing it ~ I've been around the block too many times to be suicidally saddened, indeed would rather hear the worst as closure context for all the time I spent enumerating those spectral moments. So appreciation in anticipation and here's to you buying me a pint sometime this year! Picturing Christos by copy as hello hope I'll get around to spoiling one of his soon ~ last one being nigh on a year ago discounting the nov one on colossal computing! Looking forward.

Neil, I'm really sorry for not responding earlier, nor can I now.  I hope to have my life in order in a week or so.  Sorry for seeming to be so rude.  I really did enjoy meeting you and am looking forward to a proper dialog when I get my head above water.  But there  are only so many things I can think about at one time ---usually one, sometimes zero. best regards, bil

Neil, I've just learned from Christos that you are trying to reach me. This email to my former university president should explain my lack of response. Sorry for the problem -- but as you can see you were the victim of not-so-nice people.  :-)  Try me at this address.Bill
"Karin, It was nice to see you at the promotion.  It really was a wonderful party.  My students and I will be eternally grateful to you for allowing us to finish together.  I do, however, have a problem.  Although I think it was petty and quite vindictive that Chalmers (or at least the Applied Mechanics Dept) decided to cut  off my email account (and rather unusual for an emeritus professor to say the least), I accept that this has been done.  It does certainly resolve any future conflicts-of-interest for me.  And it was at least consistent with the department leadership's childish behavior toward me.   I do think, however, that it is quite unfair (and irresponsible) for the university to still list me on its websites in various places as having an email address and listing the non-existent one.  I have learned this from a number of people who found me on the Chalmers websites but  who could not understand why I have not responded to their emails to me. They disappeared into oblivion. The very least it seems that Chalmers could do is to send back an automatic response to them  saying that the email account (wkgeorge@chalmers.se) no longer exists.   If you can't fix this, then I will have to --- and the result will not be flattering or helpful to reputation of the university or the department.  Thanks for your help. Bill George" Professor of Turbulence Emeritus Chalmers University of Technology  Gothenburg, Sweden Visiting Professor Laboratoire de Mécanique de Lille and Ecole Centrale de LilleL.M.L. UMR CNRS 8107 Bat M6, Bv Paul Langevin Cité scientifique F 59655 Villeneuve d'Ascq Cédex FRANCE

Bill    At last! It was the SIMCLO thing that I wanted you to inspect for its obvious connection with theme of your talk, where you drew on the spectral lineage from Batchelor's monograph ~ just as I did in doing it, would you believe 35 years ago en route from IC Aero to Cam DAMTP. Outline summary essentials are on the link I gave you ~ http://neale.thomas.net/SIMCLO.ppt . I've also added earlier endeavour to contact you (bottom below), this trying to notify a scaling principle for log law generalisation which evolved even earlier en route from ManUni to IC Aero in '73. Be good if you think anything might be done to check out either or both ~ spectral one flattered by John Lumley as looking distinctly Russian for elegance of its formulation, loglaw one dittoed by Lex Smits long ago when he tried persuading me to ally with his Oz hero ~ name forgotten but famed for lambda eddies amongst much else.
    PS Thanks Christos for pronto action ~ about time you got HTML email so as avoid gobbledegooking my smart signoutage!

dear Christos     Thanks for tolerating me again as obstreperous outsider. Had hoped that Bill George would get back on chatted followup to his talk but no luck so rather than guess yet again an @dress for him thought you'd be kind enough to notify or at last forward this note and let him choose if he wants to or not. Thanks.
    By the way you might like to check out that paper I mentioned in protesting to Julian about its omission from the latest reworking of his latest magnumopus (SciDirect one he handed out) wherein with John Simpson using his tabletop gravity current gear we showed explicitly how the scaling spectrum of interfacial transfer spans from meso scavenged sharpening as slow weak steady destabilisation to macro overturned shearing as fast strong transient restabilisation ~ with cyclical interplay between these limit states providing the structural engine as maybe a universal phenomenology.
    Meanwhile had hoped to confirm my claim mentioned to you in passing that Townsend showed superlayer scaling for irrotational straining of embedded turbulence by checking directly from his monograph but discovered I must have lodged it with nearly all my lifelong legacy clutter at Aston when they gave me a storage room as minibenefit for the multimillion grants I gave them when Brum busted me over a decade ago ~ and don't think I ever told you they later trashed all my stuff after withdrawing the affiliation within weeks of my protector there quitting for a Cam Uni Chair ~~ Nigel Slater, using Aston as short term stopover after being dumped in a palace coup at the megacorp biopharma where he'd been a bigboy but not big enough to see off an even bigger Yank during a corporate megamerger. Still he did a great deal better than me out of trial and tribulation!
    Don't suppose anything emerged from your offhand remark about IC affiliation ~ suspect that if you checked you got cold shouldered even though good guys Peter B and Mike G still support me ~~ guess they're now out of it though, especially seeing Glynn Davies got bumrushed after a lifetime there! 

Re: Some new insights into the troublesome adverse pressure gradient boundary layers. Bill George (Lille & Imp Coll) 24jun10 Londn Imp Coll IMS ~ SO HOW ABOUT PEAK EDDY STRESS SCALINGS
dear BG    Is there a universal log law for turbulent wall-bounded flows? wkgeorge@chalmers.se Turbulence: An International (english language)Master's Programme in France imp-turbulence@ec-lille.fr
    Got bounced by gITs (gormy Infestation Tricknologists) so tried harder to find affiliation and got ones now trying ~ if they also fail I'll just have to bother Christos andor PB who wrote just a week ago updating me on his Stanford situation. Just spotted your top spot at CV's IMS bash 12-15jul10 so will do my best to be there for your wisdom words, failing that buttonhole you sometime during your stay. Meanwhile hoping to hear your views on my message below. Thanks. Oh yes, as well as PESTOS I also played around with a simple spectral closure styled SIMCLO ~ main heads on www.neale.thomas.net/SIMCLO.ppt  GOOGLEdeGOB

    Diaried your talk in hope I'd be nearby enough to warrant popin but sadly not, so hoping you'll take ten over tea to skim my message and react with enough interest to warrant my taking time to visit for chat ~ bearing in mind I no longer have any rechargeable budgets to sustain my still enthusiastic interest in all these things.
    It's always surprised me in connection with classical characterisations via variant loglaws that an old hypothesis that I first advocated back in early 70s has seemingly never since been adopted or rediscovered despite its Occamesque appeal eschewing anything beyond Karman and Townsend constants, latter as my little testimonial to his insightful monograph that set the scene for my awareness of wall flows ~ as well as my dislike for anonymity of "additive"! By the way, should have mentioned that I was the guy who redid Bill Reynolds shear free blockage experiment with Phil Hancock, then PB's PhD student, and me at IC Aero with Peter Bearman on my second PD prior to an extended third one in DAMTP Cam Uni, recruited by JCRH after he did the blockage theory paper with Mike Graham which was published as companion to the experimental study but soon eclipsed it as others jumped aboard the splat scalings bandwagon.
    However it was in my first PD as early 70s OR Fell in Man Uni Nuclear Engrg that I first suggested PESTOS (Peak Eddy Stress Turbulence Overall Scaling) as fix-up formulation following fatal accident enquiry into hot spot tube burnout caused by intensively heated buoyant laminarisation of vertical pipe flow. The concept conjecture was never properly peer published although it was publicised amongst community including with Lex Smits and Peter Bradshaw during my mid 70s time at ICAero and has been widely aired in floor remarks at everything from seminars to internat confs and I even dared to incorporate the ideas in my final year fluids framework course for chem engrg kids whilst on faculty at Bham Uni from mid 80s until I was sacked for excess success mid 90s ~ ask PWB about that event as exemplar for extinction of english excellence! Indeed my lifetime career possessions were later trashed by admin apparatchiks at another nearby uni in piqued vengeance for my temerity in tackling them head-on ~ but enough of all that for now, indeed the gory guts will be spilled eventually when the book is finalised!
    So sadly I no longer have the full unexpurgated evolutionary account of PESTOS or all the tests done on its configurational versatility (pipe versus plate versus annulus; APG contrasted with FPG etc) ~ but am confident they could be readily reconstituted as an elementary exercise in asymptotic algebra, indeed did the details myself not  long ago as mental manipulation for assumed quadratic attenuation eddy stress scaling selected for its accommodation of explicit elementary expressions for such as critical Re in terms the K &T constants in isothermal flow as well as Gr, Re for buoyant retransition, ditto PG analogues. Anyhow, enough of all that for now and I'll await your reaction before scratching my head for recollection of the details. Picturing Christos by copy as he's heard it all before and more than once, also because I've had to guess your @ddress so hopefully he'll forward a copy to you if I got it wrong!
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Feb11: Traffex 25th Anniversary Awards ~~ but few motorists would say well done to anyone so ~~
dear SB    ~~ how about a wooden spoon for Highways Agency & Hangers-on, especially for adding average 30-60min transit time during years of N Birmingham M6 madagement muddling. Excellent as scambacker but only grief for motorists with fluxes selfregulating at high densities when safety is an issue only due to distraction by silly signage andor irritation with empty stretches squandered for fear of regulated penalties andor by obstructive idiots with policing pretensions. £25M permile ormore on installation, maybe £500M all told with 20 year maintenance kickbacks, plus £40pertrip ormore lost time, latter times 25Kperday ormore maybe minimum £250Mpa for 4 years meaning upwards £2B all told from an economy so broke that every £1M is meaningful. Uhm, not so much wooden spoon as hangman's noose don't you think!

From: Sophie Barnes To: neale@thomas.net Sent: Thursday, February 17, 2011 10:22 AMSubject: Traffex 25th Anniversary Awards
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Feb11: YET ANOTHER UNACKNOWLEDGED CEREBRALITY WHO REFUSED TO COURT CELEBRITY ~ THERE'S MYRIAD MORE OR COURSE NOT LEAST LIGHTHILL AS HAWKING'S PREDECESSOR LUCASIAN CAMUNI CHAIR
dear SN     So sad isn't it, universal tokenising trivialisation of true genius but then that's our modern mcluhanised media for you. Take a look at Lighthill's obituaries and wonder how on earth he remains unlionised whilst Turing, his temporarily collocated contemporary in Manchester, is feted as key consolidator of gITology = gabbledegeeky Infestation Tricknology that's massacred so much that was once meaningful for educationally eclectic exposure! Hawking likewise is fatuously famed for a couple of conjectures of no consequence for everyday experience whereas Lighthill was an amazingly versatile app math tech phys guru, going from his CamUni PhD to ManUni as Head Maths at 24 and thence to RAE Farnboro as Dir at 27 finally swansonging at UCL as Rector, in a lifetime of foundation formulations across the natural sciences and engineering evolutions, the latter most notably for me in aero engine acoustics which when implemented in Olympus won US acceptance for Concord.
    I was fortunate to have been associated with the great man having serendipitously selected a PhD project maximising my time available for playing and boozing but happenstanced close enough to one of his foci that he reproduced my core contribution verbatim in his still seminal monograph "Waves in Fluids". However it was another thirty years before I chanced on an elderly Russian ex-Head of RAS Moscow Inst Mech who recounted the tale of how my generalised Greens Function for stratification waves had been central to coldwar configuration of stealthed submarines on both sides of the curtain, having also been pivotal to Nixon's seventies reconciliation of the sixties Cuban crisis.
    So how about a bit more credit where it's been long overdue! You could do worse than check out me as well ~ just google-bing me to see my stuff including a glasnost bridging decade of subsea superstealth stretching way beyond Clancy's caricatures, indeed one even eclipsing Carre's conspiracies and another resonating with Ronson's Goatstarers. Now that's really what should be the stuff of legendary stories, especially being reality to boot!

From: The Engineer To: neale thomas Sent: Friday, February 25, 2011 1:10 PMSubject: Friday Futurescope: Cars and vices
Cars and vices  Stuart Nathan, Features Editor  25 February 2011         We don’t generally do obituaries in The Engineer, but an item in this week’s newspapers caught our eye as a life worth celebrating. Ron Hickman, who died last week aged 78, almost certainly touched the lives of every reader — possibly every British family — in some way, but it’s unlikely you’ve ever heard of him. Certainly none of us had.         Hickman has been described as an inventor and car designer, but in fact the word engineer, in all of its derivations, fits him much better. The two achievements which mark him out for greatness are one of the quintessential 1960s sports cars, the Lotus Elan, and one of the only pieces of DIY equipment that might deserve the description ‘iconic’, the Black and Decker Workmate.      Growing up in South Africa in the 1930s and 40s, Hickman didn’t train in engineering but he was obessed with cars. Although he spent his time learning to play the piano and, later, training in law, he also constantly sketched pictures of cars and whittled them out of wood. Completing his legal training in 1954, he still wanted to work in cars, so he borrowed £100 from his father, hopped on a boat to Britain, fetched up in Dagenham, and got a job as a clay modeller in Ford’s styling department.      Soon after, Hickman met the founder of Lotus and a legendary engineer, Colin Chapman, and joined his new company as a production engineer and general manager, working on Chapman’s first car, the Elite, and later on the Elan. The Elite had proved too complicated to build to be practical, and Hickman was instrumental with coming up with the idea of using commercial off-the-shelf parts — a Ford Classic engine block here, the steering rack from a Triumph Herald there — which made the Elan affordable to many, unlike most of today’s sports cars. He also originated the car’s ultra-stiff backbone chassis, the lightweight unimould glass-fibre body, and the cute pop-up headlights which made the car almost as sleek and eye-catching in The Avengers as its driver, Diana Rigg’s catsuited Emma Peel.            The Lotus Elan Sprint: Hickman was instrumental in the design, and owned a model later in life         The Black-and-Decker workmate, source of many a prized DIY project   While working at Lotus, Hickman was also designing and building furniture, and it was an unfortunate mishap which led to the invention of the Workmate. Using whatever was around as a sawhorse while building a wardrobe, he ended up cutting the leg off a rather expensive Swedish chair. Determined not to damage any more of his household fittings, he came up with the combination sawhorse and vice on a foldable alloy frame, later signing an exclusive deal with Black and Decker which saw him receive a three per cent royalty on each unit sold: a deal which allowed him to build a house in Jersey and amass a large collection of gorgeous cars, including a Cadillac V16 that had belonged to a maharajah and, of course, a Lotus Elan.      For those of us growing up in the 1970s, the ads for the Workmate are as indelibly inscribed on our memories as Emma Peel and her car were for the 60s generation. In fact, I’m pretty sure I can remember the ads popping up in the commercial breaks in Avengers repeats. I had no idea that one man had been instrumental in both. Hickman’s name deserves to be irrevocably linked with both of those achievements and, although his life was undoubtedly full and happy, it’s a shame his name wasn’t better known.  
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Feb11: BBC4TV Secret Life of Waves Feb11 ~ ARTYFLATULENT SOLOPPIENCE PICKPOCKETED FROM POOR OLD PERCY PUBLIC'S PURSE
    The Beeb's burgeoning substantial shortcomings in just about all aspects of its scientific sketchbooking were starkly shouted in this silly superficiality which got my goat enough to waste my time writing because of its monstrous misrepresentation of factualities that have been on the record mostly for over fifty years and have been central to core aspects of my own campus career since my sixties PhD. Indeed, my covert casebook commenced with "sideways waves" in subsea stealthing and included a decade of gizmo games in acoustodynamics of bubbles which eclipsed Clancy's caricatures by a megamargin. For my sins I was also founding chair of a euroexpert club on windwaves which numbered 10 FRSs and matching overseas gurus as delegates for its inaugural event in '98, including  Hawking's Lucasian predecessor in what tragically transpired to be his swansong prior to drowning whilst swimming around Sark aged 78. If such soundly scienced stuff had been sensibly inserted and if the presenter's paptrap poetry had been more polished, then a halfway representative reportage might have been managed!
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Feb11: ktn.innovateuk.org/ My networks : Weekly digest ~ FIBRE EMBEDDED SMART COMPOSITES
    A pleasure encountering you at the Warwick Uni bash 3feb11. Extraordinary then that within a couple of days I should also chance on you via your blogging a blurbed bit on what appears to be a comprehensive commentary on one focus of our overlapping experience, amazingly both encountered as early 90s military methodologies in entirely disparate arenas ~ yours at Halstead and mine via Holton Heath's SMC for subsea warfare.
    What's so sad is that our national expertise in this and so many other critical capabilities now finally emerging as decadally delayed "decovertions" was wantonly wounded by premature pensioning of superb specialists shed in piratisation of our defence RTD infrastructure! I recall opening speculative shots on smart gauged materials shared especially with Marconi good guys back in early 90s, also popping over to Penn State for chats with expat trusty Eric Cross amongst others. But you'd never know nowadays that we ever had a ten year tricks lead in this arena, not from the author affiliations and referenced citations in the review authored by Luyckx etal (outrageously anon in TJ's bit) ~ indeed, instead of investing in real research, the past decade has seen us squandering evermore of poor old percy's public purse on evermore superficially handwaved windowdressing exemplified in the talk we endured on machinations of manipulative madagement, without even a hint of scientific specificity.
    Sadly, same is true of pretty much most of TSB's bureaucratically branded banality exemplifying exactly the selfdeception that GK Batchelor forever fought during his decades as Head of Cam Uni DAMTP when it was universally hailed as global giant in Math Phys Apps. Anyhow, as you know I am bundling my biog book as the last son of the last dinosaur, a diligently dabbling dilettante whose late sixties PhD was centrally critical to coldwar compromises in the seventies that set the scene for soviet cessation in the nineties ~ although it was only much later in the early noughties that I discovered exactly how so and this only after chancing on an elderly Russian reprising his life as ex-Director RAS Inst Mech in Moscow. It was this sort of stuff that sustained our once everywhere envied elitist excellence, ironically sadly since succumbed to communised demonisation of correctness coercion.
    Enough of that at least for now. Hoping to hear you've been brave enough to invite me for followup chat at your convenience on the campus that crucified me for envy of excess success deemed indisciplined disrepute. And saying that prompts me to ask whether your own good guy mentor at Bath Uni might enjoy sharing a glass or two of vitriol with me / us? Hope so! Meanwhile as mentioned, googbling my name gets me where you'll find my screentagged signage summarising a lifetime of leading-edge learning and lucrative elucidation. Enjoy.

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Feb11: EG&S KTN Survey on Technology Innovation Centres ~ as TSB's latest loonies
    Oh dear ~ yet more money mangling on top of all the squilllions squandered during a decade of dire duncing by TwoJag's RDA jollies compounded by Merv's UKTI maddies. As evinced in all the wantonly wasted armwaving I've seen since the sixties, it's never been institutional initiatives that count, it's always only ever been individual inspirations that held the key and sad to say there's been ever less talent available during downdumbing decades of syllabus slashing intended to encourage ever extending expansion of benched bums but even that failed to defeat dread of degree difficulties in strongly scienced subjects. I know from firsthand familiarity with teaching toughest topics to redbrick hons engrs, retaining for final year my own sixties fresher stuff because it guaranteed brightest best clamoured for acceptance onto my PhDs against lucred lures from city spivvery offering fourfold more money. But after a decade of holding the line I was prematurely pensioned for indisciplined disrepute and that was back in mid90s since when the sabotage of standards has only been asininely accelerated.
     So it's yet another 200mill being splashed down the Suwannee just as Pfizer fears the paucity of our future pharma powerhousing and pulls their plug on pretty much the same financial tune in 2000 truly hitec jobs ~ but that's pa note, so much much more in career cash! A similar asset was assassinated by gormy Gordon in his inaugural defence divvy budget when he not only songsold the hard RTD assets for under a third of their bookvalue but allowed the piratisation beneficiaries to prematurely pension a shedload of superskilled scientists with extraordinary expertise in specialities that only just now are beginning to emerge from military secrecy as cutting edge civilianisations in such as smart composites, zeroC power, nanoactuators, acoustic activation, etc ~ to name just a few that I was directly involved in via a campus company created to convey convert concepts a decade before these things became fashionably faddish academic accoutrements slush subbed from poor old percy's public purse at no risk to the try-it-on tyros. 
    Enough of that at least for now. Wasted windmilling I know but without any devilled debating against absurdities in ardent advocacy, there's no chance of rationality being rescued from the mantra madness that rules all our regimented roosts nowadays.

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Feb11: your spot on BBC-R4 Material World 27jan11 and issues arising
    Caught your spot on BBC-R4 Material World, by their standards a biggie at 10min and amazingly also an uncontested advert for your promo pitch as saviour of chemeng as degree discipline! So I googled you to discover your role in mired mythlogy of Brum as science city seeking sustainability solace from mayhem of murdered manufacturing delivered during a decade of Bliarownian Bonkernomics aka Thatcher's hatchet! You can't seriously think that conning ever more kids to adopt an anticarbon agenda is going anywhere other than economic armageddon, not with core competitor countries now able to call all the shots via their corporate control of our strategic suppliers piratised for profit from formerly publicly policed policies. We're well and truly caught by our curlies without even some snips to engineer an escape from sustainable sidelining by our foreign friends.
    So who am I presuming to pontificate to a topdog like yourself? Well, I was last redbrick faculty teaching full set vector field calculus to hon chemeng finalists, this done for a decade to mid 90s because it guaranteed year on year the brightest best clamoured for enrolment onto my PhDs even against the lucred lures of city spivvery offering 4x more money. For the last five years I persevered against evermore antagonism from academic apparatchiks asserting intolerable excess stress on the ever lengthening tail of benched bums recruited to make money, not on merit, with well over hundred deemed deserving by the time I was disappeared for disrepute despite directing a dozen researchers unaided by admin, with another half dozen retained by my campus company on covert military machinations mostly in subsea superstealthing as well as fault-fixing for creative companies and constructive corporates across the West Midlands prior to their mass extinction. Yup, I was in your favourite region moreover in your favourite city and at your favourite uni even, judging by your remarks about Brum Uni's games including some I featured in my time there after a decade in DAMTP, at that time still famed as Cam Uni's world number one in applicable math physics.
    I survived at Brum Uni for a decade courtesy of courageous VC Michael Thomson, ex-Harwell radiation embrittlement physicist familiar with ground rules for secret stuff so he protected me against intrusive interference from bungling bureauggery which has now destroyed the ethos of our english elitist excellence that was once everywhere envied but now sadly succumbed to lowest correctness devastation. Goobling me gets my stuff skimmed in a screentagged signout summary as well as much more on what it was all about, along with my Linkedin label which will whet your appetite if you're still a big kid when it comes to coldwarrioring caricatures!
    I'll close by commenting that you surely know anthropogenic CO2 since 70s, 40ppm orso, is worth less than 1% ambient WV at 20% dryair humidity and that no strongly scienced engineer has ever wasted time on 10% effects even never mind 1% unless metastability is meaningfully materialised ~ and even Goremless gurus aren't arguing that! What's happening with our weather needs much more analytical subtlety than the climateering catastrophists can contrive and there's no chance of it being captured in their correlationally configured cudgels codified for compliance with enocomical politicking (Stern etc), not for sensibly scienced simulations. For my sins I've been banging away on these things since late 80s, including as founding chair of an ERCOFTAC SIG (goobling it) on airsea interactions, credible not least for the 10 FRSs who participated in its inaugural international conference attended by matching numbers of overseas grandees attracted not least by Sir James Lighthill's presence in what transpired to be his swansong event ~ and in case you're asking who (surely not!), he was of course Hawking's predecessor Lucasian-Newton Chair and all the more worthy for championing cerebrality whilst eschewing celebrity! Say no more, at least not for now!
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Feb11: Deepwater Production Tech 2011 9-10mar11 London £1200
    Getting your further flier today reminded me of your silence on mine below. Goobling me to see my stuff. 
    Amazed you didn't spot opportunity to contextualise on what wasn't learned from policy provisions derived directly from Ocean Odyssey and PiperAlpha disasters. I know about both having evaluated systemics shortcomings from both sides of fence, for Schlumberger in respect of blowout simulation and for HSE-OSD in respect of HP-HC rupture evolution. My report on latter done and dusted inside 3 months for Cullen compliance went out badged urgent immediate attention / action yet was withdrawn within a week after a vendor threatened legal action for defamation ~ and stayed that way for 5 years until HSE's then retiring CS adopted issue as swansong campaign against intimidation, taking it all the way to CabOff for initialling approval in '97 by the then incoming PM. So it was truly a precedential event, redefining HSE's policy to be publish regardless reports that have been approved and endorsed by sector experts!  Now that's a real eyecatcher don't you think. Oh, I can't afford your ripoff not with paltry pension and in any case wouldn't have paid on principle when I coalfacing critical challenges. But would have been good to be there as advocate against all gITical superficiality ~ IT = Infestation Tricknology, g = geeky or gormless if you prefer and I do! So sad that so much gITishness delayed effective remediation on DeepWater Horizon!
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Jan11: 4TV jan11 rerun Dispatches Tabloids and Telephone Hacking: Peter Oborne ~ Police impropriety ignored by IPCC
    As well as condemnation of News Int, a common thread was outrage at police failure to proceed with prosecution despite overwhelming evidence especially in view of slush silencing of some substantial celebrities, reinforcing suspicion of complicity conceivably stretching to corrupting collusion by individuals who subsequently benefited. I noted MPA's Jenny Jones voiced determination to reveal wrongdoing and prosecute guilty parties, playing to gallery again I thought recalling absence of any conclusive convictions from previous propaganda.
    And that's my reason for writing, to bring to your attention an earlier incident in which an off-duty armed cop forced my car off the road and summoned a vanload of his uniformed mates to "sort me out properly down the station", a fate from which I escaped only by just managing to complete a 999 call to Scotland Yard and persuading them to call off their cowboys.
    My complaint to Scotland Yard (pointing out phone exchange on record) was ignored, as were subsequent copies including to IPCC until eventually I got a terse one-word "noted". Not good enough by any sensible standards, given far greater severity of this illegality compared with your own mistreatment.
    Do hope somebody will get back to me with a view to adopting my own case against what's now evidently an irredeemably rancid institution and I'll provide copy of my complaint with names, dates and times as platform for pursuit of whatever action might be deemed practicable, not so much for my personal satisfaction but to serve as deterrent against future arrogant asymmetric abuse.
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Metropolitan Police 999 Reports New Scotland Yard Broadway London SW1H’OBG
    Your 999 desk handled my call yesterday about 10AM after I was tailgated at high speed by an unmarked maroon Mondeo P668?…? on the M40S just after M25 junction. I thought the driver resented my undertaking in the left lane after he refused to yield the right lane despite an empty road (really!) and with so many reports of road rage and carjack crime I was scared stiff when he gave chase aggressively gesturing a handheld notice whilst weaving one-handed at high speed.
    It was only after several miles than it dawned on me the notice he was flapping portrayed a Metropolitan Police logo and caption which, not tallying at all with his rough old car and unkempt appearance (just like a Crimewatch mugshot!), merely served to convince me I really was being targeted as (yet another) victim of a road-crime. It took several more miles of him hounding and me fretting before I yielded and moved off the A40, choosing a busy slip road and thinking that by stopping some distance behind him and keeping my car in gear I might be able to escape should things turn really nasty.
    Having stopped I immediately mobiled 999 / police but before I could reply to the operator’s prompt he interrupted by screaming at me as recalled “SO19 armed police officer armed at all times” and then waved a warrant card aggressively under my nose. I think by then I was persuaded he was probably bona fide but bonkers meaning I couldn’t reconcile his apparent authority with his bizarre behaviour and dishevelled appearance. However he calmed down (some) when my mobile rang and I told him it was “Scotland Yard” in response to my emergency call ~ and as your operator knows (taped presumably) he took the call through my mobile before passing it back to me when your operator confirmed his identity.
    Meanwhile and must have been in response to his own call (unnoticed by me) for support, a police paddy van pulled in just ahead of my car and its complement of coppers rapidly decamped in my direction only to stop, return and depart again after he spoke to them too quietly for me to hear the exchange. He then returned, calmed down somewhat and identified himself as DC Dicketts (?) SO19 Firearms but this stated so terminator-style as to scare any ordinary old Percy Public like me never prosecuted for anything, never ever even seriously stopped by the police. Especially worrying was his continuing frantic castigation of my driving but never a hint of awareness of never mind apology for his own bizarre behaviour.
    So whilst I am writing to complain about this unwarranted frightening harassment, my reason also is to announce alarm that SO19’s selection system for weapons' authorisation should have sanctioned anyone getting so adrenalised about a driving spat. Psychotics shouldn’t ever be allowed anywhere near firearms never mind sanctioned as killing-approved carriers (presumably, from what he implied ~ “you never know …”). How on earth did this madman pass whatever profiling the Met employ for selection in this function? He said my driving scared him stiff and I said ditto only much more so for me considering he was swerving one-handed at upwards 100mph whilst straddling the passenger seat so as to gesticulate his frenzied anger.
    PS Please pass my appreciation to the 999 operator who calmed him down ~ no idea what was said but until that point I was convinced he would carry out his threat to “have me down the nearest police station to sort things out…” ~ scary stuff him being that cocky considering the circumstances!
    PS’ Might mention as perspective on his psychosis that just before the confrontation commenced, a smart black Merc 500 driving like hell’s proverbial flew past both of us yet he ignored that road offender whilst irrationally resenting my own driving at the M40’s 85-90mph fast-lane norm. My guess would be it was status selection that stopped him even registering the Merc driver as an offender unlike me in my modestly aged T-reg Xedos 9?! And that kind of flawed filtering alone marks him out as unsuitable for authorisation as a copper never mind licensed to conduct killings.
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Jan11: 6 scholarships and open evening for MScs in Countering Terrorism and Crime Science - 6pm, 22nd Feb
    No-one got back on mine indented below (surprise surprise) so not expecting any more now but have to say bits below made me wince whilst wondering whether it was your influence, admittedly amongst others, that created climate of cavalier collusive corruption which is hitting the headlines right now ~ although amazingly no-one seems to be featuring coincidental recruitment of the Yard's topdog case cop (with form in conspiracy contrivance!) as crime commentator on the dirt-digger's upmarket corporate companion! Then there's the undercover cop as agent provocateur who went native causing collapse of ecowarrioring cause celebre case, compounded by other covert conspiracies against central London demonstrators (one with fatal consequences) covered by comments in today's Beeb Toady.
    My own disillusionment dates from an earlier incident when an apparently off-duty armed cop forced my car off the road and summoned a vanload of his uniformed mates to "sort me out properly down the station", a fate from which I escaped only by just managing to complete a 999 call to Scotland Yard and persuading them to call off their cowboys. My complaint (referring to exchange on record) was ignored, as were several copies including to IPCC until eventually I got a terse one-word "noted". Not good enough by any sensible standards, especially given extreme severity of police response to all gun-centred illegalities, extending even to exemplary execution of offenders by their trophy tossers.
    Think about how you'd feel as a middle-aged middle-class professional being scared witless by an armed thug licensed by authoritarian apparatchiks and no redress against anyone!
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Jan11: www.bis.gov.uk ideas and evidence Growth Review 11feb11 deadline ~ DON'T SPURN EXPENSIVELY EARNED EXPERTISE SKEWERED BY SERENDIPITY
    Bent Bankers abetted by Bungling Bureaggery busted Britain yet BIS is hell-leathered on amplifying apparatchikism that's always an anathema to insightfully inspired innovators. I was destroyed by a rancid RDA prosecuting policies pushed by politicos colluding careerism from compliance with Loonydonistic Luvvies regardless of regional wreckage, resulting in upwards of 300K real jobs lost from mass market employment in WM manufacturing whilst the idiots intoned their mad mantra "Sorry old boy but we're only investing in new era hitec revolution, not bailing out deadwood industrial duncing". AWM clowning cost us over £3B in over a decade of Prescott-Brownian Bonkernomics, upwards £25B wasted all told nationally, a catastrophe confirmed by GDP's last quarter contraction and WM's £10Bpa performance shortfall directly due to their destruction of real jobs.
    I encountered it at first hand as an academic adventurer moved from Cam Uni to Birm Uni and soon needing a company for clearance on covert contracts in subsea superstealthing, this initiative endorsed by a strongly scienced ex-Harwell VC familiar with secrecy sensitivities who courageously crossed swords with his suited smoothies. His faith was well rewarded when the company was featured favourably for winning four DTI SMARTees (at the time national number one) on two ecotechnologies both principle proven, prototyped, patented and preproducted yet both finally failed for want of clinching capital that was forthcoming for competitors overseas whose copycats made the market, one spotted on show at the NEC as brand leader niche novelty mesorange wind energy extractor made in E Germany where it had been financed of course by governmental regeneration grants, in reality commercial consolidation conveyances. Contrast DTI's rigid adherence to EU Rules wherein funding is denied three years out from market, no doubt no different now regardless of rebranding.
    These early-mid 90s successes, reinforced by reputation for fault-fixing a dozen ormore WM major manufacturers strapped by production penalty payments, meant I was nominated by DTI to attend advisory soundings on reference terms for AWM's articles, alongside local captains of commerce and the like who soon shared my despair at the sight of a KPMG kingpin shelling out sinecures for his mates ~ amongst whom and most irksome of all for me was the incoming VC replacement at Birm Uni who'd made clear his intention to toss me to his suits seeking envious revenge for their decade of sidelining! And that's exactly what happened, within weeks indeed, via disrepute action for having had temerity to appear in a halfhour BBC2-WM programme profiling my peculiar performance in under a decade from standing start. And within weeks I was out, prematurely pensioned at fifty for temerity in taking on the toughest tasks and generating goodies enough to assign upwards half-mill onto campus by way of goodies and gear from company on top of usual grant generation enough to keep over a dozen guys in my lab and others on the park.
    The other thing that did for me was insistence on teaching toughest topics to hons engrg finalists, notably full set vector-tensor field calculus being stuff I'd had as 60s fresher and retained because it guaranteed brightest best clamoured for my PhD projects, preferred even to lucred cityspivvery simply for the intellectual challenge which the lads felt they'd been denied as due deserts for multi A* A-levellers. For five years then, I endured brickbats from the suited smoothies and their campus cronies concerned this stuff was overstressing the ever-extending tail of weaker intake being luridly lured merely as fee-paying benched bums. In the end, my defiance became an additional disciplinary issue on top of the excess success that really got their goats for being denied the stolen credit that's sadly become increasingly standard during recent decades. So I was disappeared despite excellent endorsements by grandee gurus ~ and my demise exemplifies the cause of our current crisis, namely that it resides in stifling of adventurous advances by bungling bureauggery blinkered by fear of failure and flawed foresight.
    Sad to say, there's nothing in the present proposals to suggest things will be any better under the new regime ~ it smacks of Brussellian Bonkernomics and we all know where that went courtesy of the Lisbon Accord promising catchup with US RTD excellence during the millennial decade when in actuality the gap doubled, just as I forecast from the floor as gatecrasher in town only for an unrelated sensibly scientific event. Needless to say, my remarks were lead ballooned by the jollying junketers ~ as were my concrete criticisms of EU-FP's unanswerability for its underperformance against equivalent domestic programmes, indicatively then in FP4 €1000K per published patent and peered paper against €100K for contemporary DTI-Linkies which goodness knows were often treadmilled but most strikingly against just €10K for traditional GB PhDs involving only alpha students & supervisors. As for the US, well seemed to me absolutely key was (is?) trust basis for allocating military money to SMEs with track record reliability in delivering gizmo games for secret stuff ~ by which civilianisation of capabilities would be nodwinked into civilianisation perhaps a decade or more after militarisation, indeed much as our defence lab guys were beginning to mimic when everything crashed down in Brown's inaugural budget piratisation that songsold the hard assets for a third of book value and disposed of human assets worth ten times more, being 1000 ormore globally respected gurus. And there's at least halfdozen specifics I could cite where my IP shared with others has reappeared in recent years as amazing emergent opportunities endorsed by national agencies, now upwards two decades since they were secret stuff and not even a hint of credit for inventive originators, never mind involvement even less reward.
    In sum, then, it's intellectual vitality that determines success or despair or failure, not how much money on what,where and when. Sadly,we never learned the lessons!
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Jan11: The biggest shake up in energy since privatisation? The Electricity Market Review is coming....
    Thanks for bothering to respond to my barbed blag. My problem is nothing to do with Java but could be lack of speed with my dialup service. Anyhow, you really do have a problem with transfer times compared with majority of the plethora of promoters playing your game ~ so much so that I'll be googling your headlines to access source stuff that you used or equivalent ~ examples from your latest indented below and you'll agree first gives broader context than you offered whilst second is a detailed expose. Former also bears exactly on one of many antiwindies I've been banging at for two decades since my DTI SMARTee on only sensible implementation of windpower, namely for remote rural and third world ecohealth applications to foul water remediation. Latter is spot on my mantra that renewables will never revive our dire deficit because they're reproducibly primitive inevitably almost by definition. Fact is we're deadduck dinosaurs having killed off manufacturing in a madcap dash for an illusory postindustrial panacea postured by Thatcherite Blairownian Bonkernomics ~ and along with killing off that mass jobbing capacity Brown added more madness with his pinnacle of political perversion being privatisation of the MOD labs as defence dividend in his inaugural budget, not simply the scandal of a song sale for under a third of book value that turned a tenfold two year return for the bandit beneficiaries but the trashing of a thousand ormore strongly scienced specialists, a hundred ormore singularly so inside and outside the organisation, altogether as intellectual assets worth ten times more than Brown's booty!
    I'm just one of thousands wantonly wastetipped by decades of downdumbing contrived by cultural correctness of lowest communised democratisation that's meant I now have to compete for attention and endorsement against armies of asinine faith followers in climateered catastrophism with not an ounce of objective insight that was once bequeathed by strongly scienced skilling as the hallmark of english elitist excellence, once envied everywhere and indeed still succoured in Indo-Chinese institutions mimicking methodologies longsince abandoned here to accommodate mediocrity of mastering for the masses, never mind duncing with dogeared degrees!
    Anyhow, I'll quit by extracting below an acerbic attack on windergy for its unacceptable cost that'll cripple what little is left of our enfeebled economy. I doubt you'll want to see or hear any more of this salacious stuff but in case not you know where to find me!
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    So there's a story that should have been  bannered but never was whereas trite trivialisations like yours below abound and now dominate after decades of duncing displacement of cerebrality by celebrity. So there's a theme that you'd do a deal better delivering but of course you won't because you only ever run with the lemmings ~ as exemplified in item on renewables, just the latest in endless streams of pointless propaganda without so much as a hint of critical commentary as to the longterm liability for expense exposure which according to my guesstimates currently runs at upwards 50p/kWh for offshore wind maybe much more with infrastructure insanities like socalled SMART meters and GRID upgrades. Contrast this with fossil fuel pump-priced at 12.5p/kWh but even more maddeningly pretax-priced at <4p/kWh, certainly <10p/kWh as microgen electricity deemed uneconomic compared with coal and nuclear! That's the emphasis which should be given to grinergy gobbledegook which is now set to crucify what little is left of the economic engine bequeathed by Lunarian luminaries and consolidated by their Victorian investors. The Germans knew all along that Thatcherite Blairownian Bonkernomics of postindustrialisation was just that, the French also certainly in respect of powerplaying their nuclear cards, and now we're scrambling to survive their ownership of our assets songsold so as to subsidise socalled service sector with cityspiv taxbreaks and absolutely no chance of regenerating meaningful manufacturing that's now a pipedream prayer of parliamentary politicos in absence any sensible strategy.
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Jan11: PE Newsletter 88: Silent killer on Deepwater Horizon
    Again couldn't resist wasting my time recoiling from your opinion, this time by way of copy comments coughed up after ignorant UK politicians jumped aboard an easy ride on the US Commission's Findings. Enjoy and exploit if you wish.
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Jan11: Tim Yeo on BP's enGULFment Beeb Toady 6jan11 ~ plagiarising my 1992 HSE-OSD post PiperAlpha Cullen critique calling for not one but two blowout preventers
    National Commission on the BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill ~ conclusions publicised last week omitted liability of regulator from failure to enforce precautionary practices imposed by Cullen after Piper Alpha. My interest self-evident from following copy note: Your spat  reminded me of my comparable critique of HP-HC safety simulation software commissioned for HSE-OSD compliance with Cullen command following Piper Alpha (168 fatalities following N Sea offshore platform explosion in '88), delivered in 3 months unequivocally endorsed by sector specialists from industry and academe, distributed early '92 badged urgent immediate action. Within a week I got a call from HSE-HQ telling me to stay silent and secure all copies because they'd withdrawn it after one vendor threatened law suit for commercial defamation, no surprise when I say one with worst product nor for those in know from a privatised UK national nuclear lab with track record of prejudicially politicked promotion of their products.
    Pretty much mirrors your experience except I tolerated the imposition because the task had been commercially contracted, indeed thought nothing more about it being embroiled in extremities of military gizmo games with projects paid for on performance and adoption outcomes staying secret. That said, I was a tad miffed that the public purse had paid for provision of a pressure point for imposition of improved procedures and practices which were much less likely to be delivered without disclosure ~ your point precisely! So imagine my astonishment when in '97 (five years later!) I got another phone call saying the embargo had expired, that my report was being reissued within a week badged exactly same way because the then retiring HSE-CS had secured Cabinet Office ruling that HSE should never again succumb to third party threats, that future policy would be always be dissemination of approved publications. Transpired that authorising amendment of HSE articles had needed initialling at highest level by the then incoming administration and that the CS only made it his business when he noticed my name as former acquaintance during my Cam Uni DAMTP days decades earlier, setting about it with gusto as his swansong prior to impending retirement that was deferred indeed to complete the campaign!
    So hope my experience provides a precedent for your own endeavour although suspect an independent trade association carries enough clout to obstruct you, especially under an administration that's resolved to reduce regulatory reining of private profiteering. In case you're wondering whether my input could / should have impacted on poor practices manifestly involved in BP's enGULFment by Deepwater Horizon disaster, answer is yes ~  even to extent that final draft urged not just one (as commanded by Cullen) but two blowout preventers because for sure the day would come when one failed as indeed it did!  However that remark was removed prior to publication on grounds of expensive overkill. Nonetheless it's amazing that the Gulf regulators apparently approved poor practices which seemingly extended to failure to appreciate amplification of escape speed by accumulation of bubble assemblages, this aspect having been investigated and accommodated I thought following fatalities on exploded exploration rig Ocean Odyssey ~ investigations in which I was involved in evaluating shortcomings of software simulations that encouraged dangerously slow response to reservoir rumblings as indicators of impending degassing.
    In sum, profiteering is a powerful promoter of poor practice, incentivising inertia even when matters of life and death are involved never mind credit card fraud. However my story has remained unpublicised despite its topicality whereas yours has had immense coverage ~ indeed just as I close this note I'm hearing that it will be covered again on BBC radio today! Money indeed makes our mediarised McLuhanesque world go round, even though it's still strongly scienced stuff that actually makes it tick! But don't get me going on that one unless you want to buy me a pub lunch and hear some stories that eclipse Clancy's wizardry, one even Carre's conspiracy, not to mention Jonson's goatstaries! You can skim this stuff summarised in screentagged signage via my screename. Happy New Year
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Jan11: TSB Defence SIG MOD CDE Failings on RTD Expenditure ~ Steve Hodder's interest in my FIRSTHAND FAMILIARITY WITH FAILING SINCE PIRATISATION
    As invited then, commenting in context of SH's role  in assessing sustained shortcomings in defence RTD from concept to commissioning. Pity no-one ever asked me and the thousand orso topclass thirdparty contractors who did such a great job dealing direct with defence lab good guys in earlier era prior to their piratisation in Brown's inaugural defence dividend budget wherein he songsold them for a third of their hard asset book value and entirely discounted human assets with book value all told ten times more considering unique skills of global gurus both inside and out ~ viz Marconi men on secret stuff in smart composites 15 years before civil agencies claimed novelty for imitation initiatives. Fatal flaw was following Brussellian bureauggery with its mad model for EC RTD funding delivering 1% effectiveness compared with traditional Best of Brit PhDs with only alphas allowed and only 10% even against old DTI Linkies which goodness knows were often treadmilled ~ these numbers from FP4 figures for peered papers and published patents and it's got worse ever since, indeed leaving Lisbon adrift to extent that the US-EU entrepreneurial effectiveness gap doubled in the decade from 2000, not disappeared as declared intent! And reason simply was absence of absolutely vital ingredient of closely connected commissioning and commissioned parties as partners predicated on trust accumulated from actual achievements, almost to entire exclusion of paperpushing parasitic plods. The US retained their model and that's why they stayed ahead, indeed increased their lead. 
    I raised these points in getting angry at theft of my originating IP without any acknowledgement never mind due deserts, in confrontations with QinetiQ, with CDE and sadly also with DSTL where I expected at least a residue of gentlemanly goodwill but no such luck! Of course they were ignored, indeed resulted also in my exclusion from events after I fingered one infringement from the floor and embarrassed an executive with my firsthand familiarity with stuff supposedly still secret a decade after I'd done it! So now you know how should be done and hopefully will convey my message to SH for consideration in context of his tech transfer role reported below. Thanks.
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Jan11: BBC TV2 24jan11 Science Under Attack.Science Under Attack Nobel Prize winner Sir Paul Nurse ~ EXEMPLIFYING MEDIARISED MANTRIFICATION OF IMPORTANT ISSUES
    I'd given up on Horizon as a source for sensibly simplified surveys of strong science and last night's episode sadly showed me why it's no longer acceptable in that respect. Nothing but praise for your presentation and sincerity oozing enthusiasm even, sadly so evidently exploited by programme platformers who provided prettified promotional pulp from ardent advocates who've squandered squillions on computerised caricatures that had you drooling like an overawed amateur same time as handing you easy meat on the other side with a bunch of bozos whose ignorance and eccentricity was exaggerated by silliness of settings imposed for their interviews ~ sucking biotic yoghurt, sipping fast-food tea and mocking manifestly madman antis against CC and GM. Given your PRS access to armies of PRos, it's amazing you allowed yourself to be stuffed so simplistically by such polemic promotion of establishment enocomical obsession so absolutely at odds with rude realities of priorities for survival in the commercial conflict of internecine internationalism. Ironic indeed you selected "polemic" as pejorative putdown of all antiagenda activists and analysts alike, including by implication all excellent academics who've been brave enough counter the crusaders, with MIT's Lindzen I imagine the pick of that pile but you never mentioned him, let alone visited him to hear his heresies!
    So who am I daring to take issue with you a Nobeler no less!? Well, my name alone suffices for you to search me out but you being so busy maybe best would be via Linkedin where you'll see my fame claim is more eccentric than establishment but no less excellent for that. I even had a specialist link with the CC arena having founded an ERCOFTAC SIG (10 FRSs at launch conf and matching numbers of overseas topdogs) on wind-wave interactions which is still cobbled correlationally in those computerised caricatures ~ just like clouds indeed, although you'd not have known it from the soft soaping you allowed the Goddard guy to get away with. In fact, I encountered Hansen's games back in 80s and had firsthand familiarity with serious shortcomings in all that codified cartooning from NASA-Goddard endorsement of EAU-CRU's exaggerations emerging during decades of cataclysmic climateering since their chemical coven set up shop about same time. Other arena expertise for me arose via military gizmo games in subsea antistealthing via wave suppression with surface actives, physicochemical dynamics of which bear on role of polluting deposition, a key component with complementary connection to global dimming (bottom below), not addressed in any of the forecasting formulations used by the socalled scientific consensus community ~ as you'd describe them, indeed did!
    Lastly, I even had a tenuous trip into your biological arena of cell functionality factors, this enjoyable jaunt courtesy of Rothmans multimillions spent searching for smoking substitutes ~ initially on inhibition of differentiation in single cell suspension culture, including callus suppression, later on boosting secondary metabolite productivity from agrobacterium transformed tissue roots by which we demonstrated commercial viability for scopolamine from datura but sadly failed to consolidate because BBSRC in its stupidity at that time was supporting mammalian, not plant platforms ~ and that less than a year before retroviruses reared up and they turned to plant but stupidly as agriplatforms ignoring evidence against on cost, only to be busted by Melchett's Madmen (featured in your show), in any case too late to exploit expertise from my lads who'd all got wellpaid jobs with biochem pharma around the world, all done very well and one now even to giddy heights of Pfizer Manhatten HQ.
    As postscript, must mention also that your silly little demo with crowd control tapes reminded me that later generation ones with autorecoilers were faultfixed by me for whiplash suppression ~ yes, I've been a dangerously diverse but nonetheless diligent dilettante! Hope to hear from you, ideally for followup firsthander at your convenience preferably over pinted pie at your expense!
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Jan11: BBC TV1 Politics Show WM sun23jan11 ~ your remarks on special interest in maths skills
    Prompted thus, thought you'd like to know a nearby Russell Uni sacked me mid90s mostly for my excess success with a campus company created for covert gizmo gaming, exacting envious revenge for frustration whilst I was protected for a decade by excellent old-school scienced ex-Harwell VC Michael Thomson, but also for my refusal to remove toughest topics from my final year hons chem engrg courses: viz, full set vector calculus field theorems needed for adequate appreciation of flowology in particular, stuff I learned first year for my sixties degree and retained much as anything because it guaranteed best of bunch lads clamoured for my PhD projects preferred even over bountiful bribes of city spivvery then gaining ground generated by money madness mantras since early mid90s. Most of lads are now near to treetopping with industrial bigboys and from time to time contact me to say thanks for confidence conferred by that comprehensive context, mostly because it allows them to get rid of gITists = grubby Infestation Tricknologists advocating AI = Artefictional Imbecilligence masquerading as madagement mythodolgies.
    In fact, I was special enough for it to be worth your while to take an interest in me for my extraordinary via my screename to screentipped summaries or simply google me and choose my Linkedin page if you're busy. Enjoy ~ hope to hear.
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Jan11: EG&S KTN Newsletter January 2011 ~ Developing New Technologies for Offshore Wind
    Oh dear, what a load of Blairownian Bonkernomic Ballsoney ~ all hot air and not a hint of technological topics never mind soundly scienced specifics that once hallmarked NW industrial energetics I knew from firsthand familiarity as mid 70s Osborne Reynolds (bet you never even heard of founding father of engrg flowology) Fell in Nuc Engrg at Man Uni, later funded by then CEGB-CERL-GDCD at Cam Uni DAMTP late 70s early 80s for fault-fixing foundation formulations in CW Systems at Littlebrook D and Sizewell B power stations. As for wind-energy extractors I had a pair of early 90s DTI SMARTees which generated a principled, prototyped, patented and preproducted VAWTed waste water mediation plant for remote rural retrorescue of rancid reedbeds etc ~ which failed to make the market for want of commercialisation clinching capital yet spawned copycats one of which was exported back to Britain as an E German slush-subsidised product featured at NEC Show as mesoscale 5-50kW generator. An exemplar for GB failure then, denial of pull-through purse paid from the public pocket for exemplary export opportunities ~ things that have always found ready funding in Franco-German Euroland largely explaining why they still have their owned manufacturing whereas we're now all sold out to foreigners and having to use our public purse to keep them sweet with charitable gestures of no use whatsoever for reinstatement of export earning homegrown initiatives.
    As for wind, well the Franco-German Euroland alliance has increasingly spurned it as gesture politics culdesac for good reasons amply evinced in all recent cold snaps with no wind for days on end, weeks even last month. Even ignoring that disastrous drawback, annualised averaging doesn't help any, not with utilisable availability order 30% and this uncorrelated with demand duty order 30%, this compounded by further 3x cost for trickle feed distributed infrastructure, all on top of long overdue honesty on high price installation 3x previously politicked price of £1-2k/kW, never mind fatigued lifetime not much more than half previously portrayed 10-20 years ~ well you know well as me that it's nightmare nonsense by any rational reality, all these inflators on top of nominal 1p/kWh for £1k/kW lifetimed for 100kh mean we'll be lucky to escape with true cost £1/kWh. And yet there's no-one appointed to call the ardent advocates to account for what's become a national disgrace and especially for the devastating future impact of these futile follies on our evermore emaciated economy.
    Not expecting anything by way of rational response but you'd do well to start praying for forgiveness for your role in the insanity of this inanity.
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Jan11: BBC R4 In Our Time The Industrial Revolution ~ glaring omission of enlightenment exploitation populariser
    Can't imagine how the programme compiler deemed it appropriate to run this pair without Jenny Uglow in your lineup, her having won the James Tait Black Prize for Biography and feted for coverage of the Lunarians. But then can't understand either emphasis on Celebrity at expense of Cerebrality in just about all Beeb softsoaping of seriously strong science. My own academic lineage was sadly suffocated increasingly into our empty era of cultural correctness that's colluded to create lowest communitised demonocratisation ~ indeed, I've been labelled one of the last sons of the last dinosaurs exemplified by likes of Lighthill (Hawking's Lucasian predecessor) and Batchelor (his Head of CamUni DAMTP for aeons), both protégées of GI Taylor who established DAMTP having been mentored by Rutherford whose ManUni platform was revived by Lighthill as Head of Maths age 24 en route to RAE Farnboro as Dir age 27. An extraordinary period of English pre-eminence that's not been sustained since they disappeared from the scene yet never given due credit by our publicly paid national broadcaster ~ a national disgrace indeed! So I'm picturing JG in case she feels tempted to cover this singularly striking period of postwar history in her inimitably excellent style.
    Who am I? Well, you can see me via my screename or simply websearch me or maybe best locate my LinkedIn profile for connection to those great gurus and the debt I owe them for my lifetime privilege of playing gizmo games that eclipsed Clancy's Red October by a country kilometre, one with overtones as intriguing as Carre's Smiley Stories and another that materialised the madness of Ronson's Goatstaring Geeks. I even had a brief moment of fame when I was minifeted with a BBC-WM TV profile back in early 90s when the Beeb still had Industrial Editors and the local guy wanted to portray me and my four consecutive DTI SMARTees (at that time national number one) as entrepreneurial model for economic escape from extinction of midlands manufacturing murdered by Loonydonistic Luvvielanders. Ring a Bell ~ sure it does and this time around all that drum banging by DTI-cloned TSB compounded by BIS-BERR-DECC-DEFRA moronically mirrored madness of Brussellian Bureauggery will be as abject as last time, rather times ~ indeed much more so because the lineage legacy of elitist educational excellence has been absolutely busted this time around!
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Jan11: The Complete GC & GC-MS Course The Complete Gas Chromatography and GC-MS Course
    Not a candidate delegate but thought you might like to skim an analysis I did yonks ago providing a pointer to loading speed compensated for column ageing as deduced from profile factor for tailing details . Whilst done with HPLC in mind, essential elements should carry over to comparable characterisations for GC as I'm sure you know better than me! Anyhow, the outcome was produced as a VisBasic Demonstrator and evaluated for suitability as a master course teaching aid and it did pretty well in bringing kids up to speed for real labwork with HPLC ~ mind you that was two decades ago so it's most likely longsince been copied. But should your appetite have been whetted you can retrieve it from http://neale.thomas.net/FACTSorption.htm . Do hope you'll check it out and let me know ~ either way. Thanks.
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Jan11: Caplor Energy January Newsletter " We've just installed a 6.3kwp solar PV array on Fownhope Village Hall"
    Caplor keep sending their commercial crusading comics so thought it about time they were called to account on excruciating cost to public purse of these gimmicky pitches to world salvation by solar slabs and such like, compounded here by criminal corruption of aesthetic appearance of a splendid village building seen in picture reproduced below. Thought you'd like to cover this context seeing with so many of your readers probably taking Telegraph as first choice national daily and for that reason picturing them also for possible interest in publishing a public purse protection perspective ~ I'd be amazed if the 6kW PV was less than £30k inclusive of all ancillaries and servicing in which case payback period profiled on actual utilisation will surely exceed likely lifetime of the panels! Bearing in mind the case for all this anticarbonsiation is campaign costed from poor old percy's punitive fuel pricing, at the very least there should be a trading standard legal obligation to declare true cost public penalties of such self indulgence!
    Close by commenting it's quite a coincidence finding a namesake in such a small village or could it be that supplier's and council's  Gareth Williams  are one and same?
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Jan11: Platts Energy Week ~ National Oil Spill Commission Report
    Your enews item extracted below prompted recall of my own reaction to summary highlights which triggered indeed an angry outburst to our own UK variant delivered via Parliamentary Committee and then copied to US Authorities for good measure. Replicated below for your interest, you'll see I had firsthand familiarity with fundamentals at the heart of failings in two earlier offshore accidents yet no-one wanted to know because strongly scienced stuff is too tough for the Mcluhanised Media Merchants who sadly now dominate all debates, distorting cerebrality with celebrity. How sad is that, especially it being conducive to endless repetition of such scenarios. So hoping you'll heed points presented, ideally followup with an airing in your sector press. Thanks.
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Jan11: Tim Yeo on BP's enGULFment Beeb Toady 6jan11 ~ plagiarising my 1992 HSE-OSD post PiperAlpha Cullen critique calling for not one but two blowout preventers
    National Commission on the BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill ~ conclusions publicised last week omitted liability of regulator from failure to enforce precautionary practices imposed by Cullen after Piper Alpha. My interest self-evident from following copy note: Your spat  reminded me of my comparable critique of HP-HC safety simulation software commissioned for HSE-OSD compliance with Cullen command following Piper Alpha (168 fatalities following N Sea offshore platform explosion in '88), delivered in 3 months unequivocally endorsed by sector specialists from industry and academe, distributed early '92 badged urgent immediate action. Within a week I got a call from HSE-HQ telling me to stay silent and secure all copies because they'd withdrawn it after one vendor threatened law suit for commercial defamation, no surprise when I say one with worst product nor for those in know from a privatised UK national nuclear lab with track record of prejudicially politicked promotion of their products.
    Pretty much mirrors your experience except I tolerated the imposition because the task had been commercially contracted, indeed thought nothing more about it being embroiled in extremities of military gizmo games with projects paid for on performance and adoption outcomes staying secret. That said, I was a tad miffed that the public purse had paid for provision of a pressure point for imposition of improved procedures and practices which were much less likely to be delivered without disclosure ~ your point precisely! So imagine my astonishment when in '97 (five years later!) I got another phone call saying the embargo had expired, that my report was being reissued within a week badged exactly same way because the then retiring HSE-CS had secured Cabinet Office ruling that HSE should never again succumb to third party threats, that future policy would be always be dissemination of approved publications. Transpired that authorising amendment of HSE articles had needed initialling at highest level by the then incoming administration and that the CS only made it his business when he noticed my name as former acquaintance during my Cam Uni DAMTP days decades earlier, setting about it with gusto as his swansong prior to impending retirement that was deferred indeed to complete the campaign!
    So hope my experience provides a precedent for your own endeavour although suspect an independent trade association carries enough clout to obstruct you, especially under an administration that's resolved to reduce regulatory reining of private profiteering. In case you're wondering whether my input could / should have impacted on poor practices manifestly involved in BP's enGULFment by Deepwater Horizon disaster, answer is yes ~  even to extent that final draft urged not just one (as commanded by Cullen) but two blowout preventers because for sure the day would come when one failed as indeed it did!  However that remark was removed prior to publication on grounds of expensive overkill. Nonetheless it's amazing that the Gulf regulators apparently approved poor practices which seemingly extended to failure to appreciate amplification of escape speed by accumulation of bubble assemblages, this aspect having been investigated and accommodated I thought following fatalities on exploded exploration rig Ocean Odyssey ~ investigations in which I was involved in evaluating shortcomings of software simulations that encouraged dangerously slow response to reservoir rumblings as indicators of impending degassing.
    In sum, profiteering is a powerful promoter of poor practice, incentivising inertia even when matters of life and death are involved never mind credit card fraud. However my story has remained unpublicised despite its topicality whereas yours has had immense coverage ~ indeed just as I close this note I'm hearing that it will be covered again on BBC radio today! Money indeed makes our mediarised McLuhanesque world go round, even though it's still strongly scienced stuff that actually makes it tick! But don't get me going on that one unless you want to buy me a pub lunch and hear some stories that eclipse Clancy's wizardry, one even Carre's conspiracy, not to mention Jonson's goatstaries! You can skim this stuff summarised in screentagged signage via my screename. Happy New Year.
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Jan11: Mikrolaser * Zeiss Vorstand * Hybrider IBM-Chip * Photonik 2020 * Super-Photon
    Wow, what an evocatively english response: enough to trigger guilt at my meanmindedness spawned of envy I suppose that Germany followed an incisively industrial trajectory which amazingly accommodated not just halving of per cap GDP in assimilating Eastern Territories (I was at Brandenburg Gate the night the wall came down!) but now also bailing out backward Euroland ~ whereas Britain busted itself on Blairownian Bonkernomics of Thatcherite postindustrial putrefaction that's seen all our major institutions now in foreign hands despite the bonus of a hydrocarbon bonanza burned for no lasting benefit whereas the Norwegians accumulated a trillion dollar contingency fund! Other irritation trigger was Germany's rising language nationalism beyond understandable anger at economic exploitation, to extent even of recently beginning to mimic Gaullist Gallic dictats which eventually died of course because academics wouldn't tolerate nonsensical dualised repetition at least not at conferences although recall my last PhD job as mid90s external examiner still required all Q&A exchanges be duplicated despite bilingual understanding on both sides! Barmy wasn't it and it'll be barmy again if Teutonic pride demands dominance in our universally American speaking technoworld! So please do send english language material, ideally publish all your stuff that way. Thanks.
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    Thanks for your reply! We certainly didn't mean to send our newsletter to anyone who doesn't want to receive it - please accept  my apologies! I'll make sure to have your eMail address deleted from  our database (you could also use the unsubscribe-button at the end of the newsletter). Both our e-newsletter and our printed German language magazine Photonik are intended for a technical readership of native German  speakers. Since we are also publishing an English edition of our  magazine once a year (Photonik international, published annually in 
November), our address database includes a lot of addresses from  outside of Germany, Austria and Switzerland. I cannot even tell from where we've actually received your eMail address - probably from when  we exhibited at Photonex in Coventry/Birmingham or from other international events? Obviously by error, your address must have  gotten into our newsletter mailing list.     If you'd like to receive future copies of Photonik international,  please let me know. Again, please excuse any inconvenience we may  have caused!     Best regardsJohannes     P.S.: I like your squib on "Euro-English" ;-)
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     Fed up with ever increasing inundation by foreign fliers from you and others, picturing you by copy of my reaction to another alien inundator.
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Oct10: FRAMOS ePaper Oktober 2010 Haben Sie gewußt
    My native tongue for a dozen generations has been english, not europlish and certainly not deutch! Take note that former German Chancellor Willi Brandt once said to a Brit Bureaucrat : "when I'm selling to you I'll speak english but when you're selling to me den mussen zie deutch sprechen!" Ditto!
            The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.       As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English"..       In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.       There will be growing publikenthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.       In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.       Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.       Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.       By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".       During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.       Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.      Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.       If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl..
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Jan11: University of Manchester Scientists win Nobel Prize for Physics ~ but generational grandee gurus are almost anonymous ¦¦ BRIAN COX EXEMPLIFYING CEREBRALITY SIDELINING BY CELEBRITY
    You continue staying silent on  my chaser  following up your note  now 3 months ago and still no sign of attention despite your three circulations since then! Maybe it's merely McLuhanised manipulative mediarisation that nowadays disappears unwanted material same time as exaggerating everything on message with cultural correctness. Picturing your very own Beebed Darling by copy hereof just in case he can be embarrassed into endorsing ethical reportage that used to academically obligatory even during irreconcilable disputes as deep as that between Newton and Hooke.
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    Prompted by arrival of latest alumni newsletter, recalled I've not heard anything from you about  my suggestion   which was not a news story but rather a respectful retrospective ~ as small step toward countering the cultural correctness communisation that got us where we are today, worse off than we were a decade ago and ditto ditto, sadly signatured the government's pathetic pursuit of manufacturing mechanisms as if these resources really can be revived after decades of deliberate destruction!
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    Many thanks for your email and for updated address details, all noted. Thank you for suggesting a news story for us -   I'm now in the process of getting hold of the email you sent, I presume, in July this year, replied to on 12th July by the President's office .
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    As invited (reddened below), introducing you to a Man Uni story that has never been told despite its coldwar criticality ~ a event indeed that was crucial to confidence consolidation prior to Nixon's Moscow visit in 1972 for US-USSR commitment to the Nuclear Non-proliferation and Strategic Arms Limitation Treaties. The late great James Lighthill played a preparatory central role in 1970, commissioned by the US Govt to visit Moscow on a mission disclosing a profoundly destabilising capability created in my Man Uni PhD examined 1971 and published 1972 onwards in leading learned literature. Sir James had been recruited from Cam Uni DAMTP as Head of Maths at Man Uni age 24 (following footsteps of Horace Lamb), appointed Dir RAE Farnboro' at 27, later succeeding Paul Dirac as Lucasian-Newton Chair also as Hawking's predecessor indeed.
    There are many tentacles to this intriguing tale, some of which I already notified as acknowledged in message below by which I am sure you can retrieve a copy of my commentary. I mention in the context of the Nobel Splash simply to say that many facets of academic achievement never get an airing because they reside outside the remit of McLuhanised mediarisation, indeed unpublicised despite occasionally even earth shattering significance like this one. I'm determined my story will appear in print eventually because the Carre-Clancy overtones peppered with suitably softened science would provide a perfect tempter for youngsters to seriously entertain traditional arenas of app maths techno phys ~ that really clever stuff has been done in non-Nobellian arenas exemplified in the lineage bequeathed by Cam Uni's DAMTP grandee GI Taylor, again with Man Uni link via Ernest Rutherford who mentored him at the Cavendish Lab.
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Jan11: Peter Dome's Bottom Line Wisdom a Tad behind our Torrid Times ~ just ask GSK's CEO Andrew Witty what he thinks of Traditional Teaming
        Manifestly, from your message below, you failed to catch the recent   Beeb's business programme  for insomniacs wherein GSK's Topdog emphasised that your variety of Talkshop Teaming is at longlast a dead duck because it finally dawned on him and his ilk that Doers deliver through dogged determination as Inspired Individuals despite decision-making domination by Donters as Lacklustre Leaders. So after over a decade of indecisive iMBAlance, AW has thrown out that madagement model and instituted individualism as an SME style strongly scienced cellularisation of his enormous empire with each little unit led by a trackrecord Doer. Well, Well ~ it was exactly playing that game that got me sacked for excess success as a campus careerist with 15 in my unaided lab and 5 in my campus company created mid80s courtesy of a VC courageous enough to protect me for a decade against admin apparatchiks who became so angry at my freedom that they crucified me within weeks of his retirement escape from exactly the same sort of madagement that AW has just banished.
    Encouragingly the government was brave enough to eradicate RDA Donting communised control of percy public's pursestrings, only to channel the resource into comparably inconsequential ignorant Donters at Chambers of Commerce. Worse, they've encouraged TSB to carry on consolidating its monolithicity which has already resulted in return to DTI mimicry only with massively multiplied madagement soaking up scarce resource, even worse Donting it in inconsequential investments that stifle the sector with skewed subsidies. QinetiQ, a criminally cocked-up songsale for < third of hard asset book value, was much worse for its sacrifice of 100s of razor edge specialists squandered for sake of quick cash, in all as human assets worth 10x more than hard ones ~ certainly can't conceive of AW decimating his Doers like that under any circumstances. Any rate, as a covertly coldwarrioring contractor on gizmo games I saw all of my close contacts quit to early retirement rather than be enslaved and then had to endure coldshouldering by my US contractor network because their DOD disliked the UK's cavalier cowboy commercialisation of secret stuff via QQ.
      In sum, then, the old broom is busted but sadly too late to save me despite extraordinary excellence summarised on LinkedIn ~ BING me to see it and my webbage, also accessible via my screenname to screentagged signout summary. Might mention one of my PhD good guys was recruited by GSK and did pretty well I think at least when I last heard from him some years ago ~ name of James Fox who was initially recruited by one of my defence lab contacts but jumped ship soon as QQ's writing was on the wall! Just checked and found him on LinkedIn awesomely now flying high as "Head, Innovation Centre of Excellence GMS at GSK Stevenage" so he'll be up there waving AW's flag! Say no more ~ other than picture Jim by saying hello after aeons and hope he'll reconnect.
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Jan11: Future structure and funding Implementation of EU innovation
    Do you realised just how much money has been murdered by Brussellian Bureauggery disguised as fp RTD? Well, figures released for fp4 allowed elementary deduction that cost per output as patent or peered paper was €1000k orso against contemporary of cost DTI Linkies €100k orso and traditional Brit PhDs (alpha PG + alpha faculty) €10k orso. Since then EC has been much more cagey about numbers but I'll bet things have only got worse, especially bearing in mind the Lisbon call for US catch-up by 2010 failed so farcically, as anticipated by oldies like me ~ indeed as I spelled out in floor points at plenary sessions in Lisbon, there I hasten to add not for political posturing of that event but gatecrashed having been in town for a seriously scienced conference! As for commercial conversion of poor old percy public's purse, well that's been absolutely abysmal because SMEs have found to their cost that the corporately cored consortia imposed on them by BB have almost entirely been in the business of stealing or subverting independent IP, as I know to my cost on more than occasion. But try telling that via their spiked surveys like the one that's paying your mortgage for months ~ impossible of course and in the end also unaudited just like their accounts! Communitism as scandalous as Communism which at least imploded in the end but no chance of that with EC, not with EU shotgunning against any dissenters.
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    Good morning and a belated Happy New Year to you! Please see the e-mail below and attached letter of endorsement from the European Commission concerning a survey being carried out on the future structure and funding of EU innovation programmes. This project is being carried out across the EU by a number of organisations, with RTC North undertaking the UK part of the survey. A link to the questionnaire is given below if your organisation would like to participate and give its views on this important issue. If you have any queries about the survey or would like further info, please contact Anthony Walker at RTC North.
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    We are currently undertaking a study for the European Commission, "Options for future structure and funding Implementation of EU innovation", for which we would like to kindly request your assistance. The purpose of the study is to assess the effectiveness of current instruments, programmes and projects for innovation and research and development and to identify overlaps in view of the decisions on the future of EU programming landscape. The study is being carried out for a consortium of companies specialised on EU Innovation Support, namely, RTC North, INNO Group, Atlantis Consulting and under the coordination of Inovamais S.A.  In the scope of the study, through an online survey, we intend to receive feedback from “end-users” with experience in participating in various programmes supporting innovation. The study aims to provide evidence to the EC to support future decisions concerning innovation programmes landscape. Please, find attached the EC letter of endorsement supporting this initiative. With this in mind, we would very much appreciate your collaboration in disseminating the survey among your contacts. The link to the survey is http://www.surveymethods.com/EndUser.aspx?80A4C8D285C3D0D086  and it should take no longer than 15-20 minutes to complete.
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Sep11: News from powerPerfector
    Strikes me this promotional profiteering is even more emetically exploitative than happy houring, both aiming to addle immature innocents but at least encouragement of alcohol abuse doesn't deceive to flatter with philosophical falsehoods contrived to convey climateered crusading. All this carbon codswallop killed our corporate competitiveness and its tyrannical "trebling-tax" will extinguish what little is left of our economic energetics. But biggest blame of course sits squarely on shoulders of the publicly pursed politicos pandering to these things for their mediarised mileage without so much as hint of hesitation as to their truth.. and if I were you I'd probably play same game for ready reward and sod the sensibilities! But it's seriously sad that dissent has been destroyed by the squalid Stalinism of Blairownian Bonkernomics that extinguished our exquisitely english ethos of excellence in everything educational. Don't you think..?! Maybe the Cameronians can be convinced that clear water here would deliver dividends but I doubt it, not so long as their dogma is dominated by gormless gummery. Maybe all I can manage is a missionary missive in the Mail!
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Jan11: Engineer Interview Lord Browne 13dec10
    You didn't react to my message picturing you on my perspective of postindustrialisation since torrid Thatcherism was embraced in Blairownian Bonkernomics. Remind you that I was last redbrick faculty teaching full set vector calculus theorems in final year hons engrg (stuff I got in my 60s first year!) because it guaranteed the brightest of the best stayed on for PhDs even into mid 90s resisting lucred lures of city spivvery to pursue cerebral challenge of mechanistic understanding now consolidated in careers that've taken them to upper echelons if not (yet) your own giddy heights. My own fate though was sealed in fighting for rigour against orders from beanbagging bureauggery concerned to avoid my antagonising the ever expanding numbers of benched bums so they got shot of me for dissent citing disrepute from my many media spots arising from my campus company created mid 80s, a decade before these things became fashionably faddish courtesy of slush subsidies for start-ups as CV tart-ups!
    I am singularly special as you'll see by skimming my screentagged signout via my screename andor my summary on Linkedin, even having firsthand familiarity with aspects of issues responsible for BP's enGULFment as you'll see bottom below sent from frustration at absence of attention from UK authorities. Do hope you're intrigued enough to suggest a firsthand followup ideally over a pinted pie at your place!
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Jul10: RailwayGazette industry news - High speed train unveiled, Vectron loco on test BUT NOWADAYS NEVER ANYTHING NEW FROM OUR OWN BUSTED BUSINESS
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Jan11: http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/executive-order-national-commission-bp-deepwater-horizon-oil-spill-and-offshore-dri
    National Commission on the BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill ~ conclusions publicised last week omitted liability of regulator from failure to enforce precautionary practices imposed by Cullen after Piper Alpha. My interest self-evident from following copy note: Your spat  reminded me of my comparable critique of HP-HC safety simulation software commissioned for HSE-OSD compliance with Cullen command following Piper Alpha (168 fatalities following N Sea offshore platform explosion in '88), delivered in 3 months unequivocally endorsed by sector specialists from industry and academe, distributed early '92 badged urgent immediate action. Within a week I got a call from HSE-HQ telling me to stay silent and secure all copies because they'd withdrawn it after one vendor threatened law suit for commercial defamation, no surprise when I say one with worst product nor for those in know from a privatised UK national nuclear lab with track record of prejudicially politicked promotion of their products.
    Pretty much mirrors your experience except I tolerated the imposition because the task had been commercially contracted, indeed thought nothing more about it being embroiled in extremities of military gizmo games with projects paid for on performance and adoption outcomes staying secret. That said, I was a tad miffed that the public purse had paid for provision of a pressure point for imposition of improved procedures and practices which were much less likely to be delivered without disclosure ~ your point precisely! So imagine my astonishment when in '97 (five years later!) I got another phone call saying the embargo had expired, that my report was being reissued within a week badged exactly same way because the then retiring HSE-CS had secured Cabinet Office ruling that HSE should never again succumb to third party threats, that future policy would be always be dissemination of approved publications. Transpired that authorising amendment of HSE articles had needed initialling at highest level by the then incoming administration and that the CS only made it his business when he noticed my name as former acquaintance during my Cam Uni DAMTP days decades earlier, setting about it with gusto as his swansong prior to impending retirement that was deferred indeed to complete the campaign!
    So hope my experience provides a precedent for your own endeavour although suspect an independent trade association carries enough clout to obstruct you, especially under an administration that's resolved to reduce regulatory reining of private profiteering. In case you're wondering whether my input could / should have impacted on poor practices manifestly involved in BP's enGULFment by Deepwater Horizon disaster, answer is yes ~  even to extent that final draft urged not just one (as commanded by Cullen) but two blowout preventers because for sure the day would come when one failed as indeed it did!  However that remark was removed prior to publication on grounds of expensive overkill. Nonetheless it's amazing that the Gulf regulators apparently approved poor practices which seemingly extended to failure to appreciate amplification of escape speed by accumulation of bubble assemblages, this aspect having been investigated and accommodated I thought following fatalities on exploded exploration rig Ocean Odyssey ~ investigations in which I was involved in evaluating shortcomings of software simulations that encouraged dangerously slow response to reservoir rumblings as indicators of impending degassing.
    In sum, profiteering is a powerful promoter of poor practice, incentivising inertia even when matters of life and death are involved never mind credit card fraud. However my story has remained unpublicised despite its topicality whereas yours has had immense coverage ~ indeed just as I close this note I'm hearing that it will be covered again on BBC radio today! Money indeed makes our mediarised McLuhanesque world go round, even though it's still strongly scienced stuff that actually makes it tick! But don't get me going on that one unless you want to buy me a pub lunch and hear some stories that eclipse Clancy's wizardry, one even Carre's conspiracy, not to mention Jonson's goatstaries! You can skim this stuff summarised in screentagged signage via my screename. Happy New Year.
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Jan11: Intellectual Property Office "2011 Fast Forward Competition"
    £500k scattered around as £25k orso snacks for evidently inept institutions smacks of rancid return to worst gesture gimmickry of Blairownian Bonkernomics! Yet more IP madagement by publicly pursed profiteering poseurs is last thing this country needs if it's to stand a chance of kickstarting an economy crucified by over a decade of dereliction predicated on Thatcherite postindustrialised penury for all save cityspivs. To confirm my credibility skim my screentagged signout via my screename or name search me or look on Linked-In.
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    2011 Fast Forward Competition   The Intellectual Property Office is pleased to announce the 2011 Fast Forward Competition which aims to help research-intensive universities extract the maximum benefit from their intellectual property.      The Intellectual Property Office has a long record of providing support and leadership in knowledge transfer, for Higher Education Institutions (HEIs) and Public Sector Research Establishments (PSREs). Intellectual Property Minister, Baroness Wilcox has launched this competition to encourage and support cutting-edge knowledge transfer practice which nurtures opportunities that capitalise on knowledge transfer from the research base, and delivers long-term structural benefit to the UK economy and society.      The IPO promotes effective use of the UK system - from agreeing contracts, to understanding individual European country approaches. Our booklet "A Guide to Managing Intellectual Property: Strategic Decision-Making Guide in Universities" is currently available, with plans to launch an updated new version Guide in Spring 2011.      The Fast Forward competition has a new prize fund of £500k which will be awarded to a minimum of 12 successful projects, with individual awards between £10,000 and £100,000. This is not funding for research or commercialisation of individual products, but awards for projects that improve management of IP and knowledge exchange.      Proposals from all staff groups, individual HEIs, PSREs and consortia, where there is potential for sector-wide impact or application, and which will make significant or lasting difference to the sustainability/effectiveness of activities at an individual institution or group, are welcomed.      Proposals must be received by noon on Monday 14 February 2011.      Information on what your proposal should contain, selection criteria and application form are available below:  
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Jan11: [AURIL] Intellectual Property Office "2011 Fast Forward Competition"
    We would like to bring to your attention a new competition being launched today by Intellectual Property Minister Baroness Wilcox.  The competition aims to support innovative schemes to improve the way publicly-funded institutions conduct research and manage their intellectual property rights. The Intellectual Property Office is putting £500,000 prize money into the competition, which aims to help ensure the maximum possible benefit is created from taxpayer-funded research. The competition is open to universities and other publicly funded research establishments such as The British Library, Ordnance Survey, and the Social and Public Health Sciences Unit. Competition entries could include innovative partnerships with businesses, new ways of groups of universities sharing facilities or fresh methods for turning cutting-edge research into economic benefits. Competition details are available at: www.ipo.gov.uk/fastforward.htm If you would like more information on this competition, please contact the dedicated competition mailbox competition@ipo.gov.uk. Regards Innovations Club
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Jan11: Tim Yeo on BP's enGULFment Beeb Toady 6jan11 ~ plagiarising my 1992 HSE-OSD post PiperAlpha Cullen critique calling for not one but two blowout preventers
    Resending repaired ~ copy prompted by sharpness of your response on C4TV News interview.
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    Was prompted to write after catching your cautious comments and googling your gear below yesterday having chanced on Yeo's PR spot and being irked by his cavalier presumption of post hoc wisdom in regurgitating my own recommendation from nigh on twenty years ago! I've reproduced bottom below my recent message to interested expert now encountering almost identical issues in an entirely different arena, regarding obstruction of my original critique of HP-HC software simulations with special reference to offshore hazards, as commissioned by HSE-OSD for compliance with Cullen's command for improved design and operational practices and training. I think you'll be interested in the issues raised, especially having now seen your educational experience overlapped my own in bubble thermoflow dynamics, my own encompassing essential corrections to PWR LOCA codes following fundamental formulations done at CamUni DAMTP courtesy of one the last creme de creme cohort of 3-year part-3 kids.
    As for MM degrees (your blog below), well you'll understand exactly my pride at having been the last redbrick faculty to teach fullset vector calculus theorems unabridged to final year UG honours lads because it guaranteed year-on-year that the alpha-alphas stayed on doing my PhDs for a pittance that bribed their weaker brethren into cityspivvery. However spurning order from above in the end cost me my job as part of a disrepute package that cut me down in my prime with 15 in my unassisted research lab and 5 in my campus company created mid-80s for covert military gizmo games, also encompassing fault-fixers for bluechip WM manufacturers now all crucified or castrated as well 4-fold winner of DTI SMARTest ~ at that time national number one, enough to attract attention of BBC WM for a halfhour profile programme on my pioneering phenomenology.
    All that connects closely with your own campaign I think, also with despair of strongly scienced skillers at absence of expertise in MPs and their politically motivated careerist advisers. Enough for now ~ skim my signposting stuff (via my screename) that should be a benchmark for all that's been best about Britain but not since correctness coercion contrived collapse to lowest communised demonocratisation. Hope you'll be brave enough to be back for more, ideally firsthand over a pinted pie pub lunch at your place.
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Jan11: Banks attempt to suppress maths student's exposé of chip and pin ".. there is no way we can allow this to be censored"
    Neale Yes, she was pretty shameless - especially since, while a treasury minister, she put through parliament the Financial Services and Markets Bill that destroyed bank regulation in Britain (and created the Financial Ombudsman Service, which has a habit of finding in favour of the bank and against its customer)
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    Having just caught the spot thought I'd try to notify my message sent earlier to RA regarding commercially contrived censorship which should be of interest to you as a follow-up item opportunity. Should have said you can see my vectors screentagged:*
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    Your spat  reminded me of my comparable critique of HP-HC safety simulation software commissioned for HSE-OSD compliance with Cullen command following Piper Alpha (168 fatalities following N Sea offshore platform explosion in '88), delivered in 3 months unequivocally endorsed by sector specialists from industry and academe, distributed early '92 badged urgent immediate action. Within a week I got a call from HSE-HQ telling me to stay silent and secure all copies because they'd withdrawn it after one vendor threatened law suit for commercial defamation, no surprise when I say one with worst product nor for those in know from a privatised UK national nuclear lab with track record of prejudicially politicked promotion of their products.
    Pretty much mirrors your experience except I tolerated the imposition because the task had been commercially contracted, indeed thought nothing more about it being embroiled in extremities of military gizmo games with projects paid for on performance and adoption outcomes staying secret. That said, I was a tad miffed that the public purse had paid for provision of a pressure point for imposition of improved procedures and practices which were much less likely to be delivered without disclosure ~ your point precisely! So imagine my astonishment when in '97 (five years later!) I got another phone call saying the embargo had expired, that my report was being reissued within a week badged exactly same way because the then retiring HSE-CS had secured Cabinet Office ruling that HSE should never again succumb to third party threats, that future policy would be always be dissemination of approved publications. Transpired that authorising amendment of HSE articles had needed initialling at highest level by the then incoming administration and that the CS only made it his business when he noticed my name as former acquaintance during my Cam Uni DAMTP days decades earlier, setting about it with gusto as his swansong prior to impending retirement that was deferred indeed to complete the campaign!
    So hope my experience provides a precedent for your own endeavour although suspect an independent trade association carries enough clout to obstruct you, especially under an administration that's resolved to reduce regulatory reining of private profiteering. In case you're wondering whether my input could / should have impacted on poor practices manifestly involved in BP's enGULFment by Deepwater Horizon disaster, answer is yes ~ even to extent that final draft urged not just one (as commanded by Cullen) but two blowout preventers because for sure the day would come when one failed as indeed it did! However that remark was removed prior to publication on grounds of expensive overkill. Nonetheless it's amazing that the Gulf regulators apparently approved poor practices which seemingly extended to failure to appreciate amplification of escape speed by accumulation of bubble assemblages, this aspect having been investigated and accommodated I thought following fatalities on exploded exploration rig Ocean Odyssey ~ investigations in which I was involved in evaluating shortcomings of software simulations that encouraged dangerously slow response to reservoir rumblings as indicators of impending degassing.
    In sum, profiteering is a powerful promoter of poor practice, incentivising inertia even when matters of life and death are involved never mind credit card fraud. However my story has remained unpublicised despite its topicality whereas yours has had immense coverage ~ indeed just as I close this note I'm hearing that it will be covered again on BBC radio today! Money indeed makes our mediarised McLuhanesque world go round, even though it's still strongly scienced stuff that actually makes it tick! But don't get me going on that one unless you want to buy me a pub lunch and hear some stories that eclipse Clancy's wizardry, one even Carre's conspiracy, not to mention Jonson's goatstaries! You can skim this stuff summarised in screentagged signage via my screename. Happy New Year.
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Jan11: Wednesday Agenda: A prime chance to connect... This could be the year of the nerd ... 'The Smiley Messiah' ... inanities
    Oh dear, evermore expansive downdumbing endorsed by your mag and nothing to redress the imbalance of  McLuhanised mediacrity . I'm out of it, prematurely pensioned from academe for excess success exemplified by fifteen alpha-alphas in my PG-PD lab because I aroused their ambition in insisting on retained traditional teaching of toughest topics in engineering honours courses, alongside mid-80s creation of campus company for covert gizmo games in subsea stealthing whilst delivering frontline faultfixing for bluechip corporate Midlands manufacturers whilst winning four DTI SMARTees (at that time national number one) for two ecotechnologies both over a decade ahead of their time and both commercialised overseas courtesy of copycat consolidation facilitated from profiteering prevarication by our privatised pirateers.
    An exemplar then for our now extinguished english ethos of elitist excellence, delivered by a dilettante dinosaur mentored by Hawking's Lucasian-Newton predecessor MJ Lighthill and his Head of Cam Uni DAMTP GK Batchelor, both protégées of GI Taylor in turn mentored by E Rutherford, amongst others like JCR Hunt and PW Bearman both revered for sourcing specialist seminalities. I'm just one of thousands wantonly wastetipped by decades of downdumbing contrived by cultural correctness of communised democratisation ~ with pinnacle of political perversion being privatisation of the MOD labs as defence dividend in Brown's inaugural budget, not simply the scandal of a song sale for under a third of book value that turned a tenfold two year return for the bandit beneficiaries but the trashing of a thousand ormore strongly scienced specialists, a hundred ormore singularly so inside and outside the organisation, altogether as intellectual assets worth ten times more than Brown's booty!
    So there's a story that should have been  bannered but never was whereas trite trivialisations like yours below abound and now dominate after decades of duncing displacement of cerebrality by celebrity. So there's a theme that you'd do a deal better delivering but of course you won't because you only ever run with the lemmings ~ as exemplified in item on renewables, just the latest in endless streams of pointless propaganda without so much as a hint of critical commentary as to the longterm liability for expense exposure which according to my guesstimates currently runs at upwards 50p/kWh for offshore wind maybe much more with infrastructure insanities like socalled SMART meters and GRID upgrades. Contrast this with fossil fuel pump-priced at 12.5p/kWh but even more maddeningly pretax-priced at <4p/kWh, certainly <10p/kWh as microgen electricity deemed uneconomic compared with coal and nuclear! That's the emphasis which should be given to grinergy gobbledegook which is now set to crucify what little is left of the economic engine bequeathed by Lunarian luminaries and consolidated by their Victorian investors. The Germans knew all along that Thatcherite Blairownian Bonkernomics of postindustrialisation was just that, the French also certainly in respect of powerplaying their nuclear cards, and now we're scrambling to survive their ownership of our assets songsold so as to subsidise socalled service sector with cityspiv taxbreaks and absolutely no chance of regenerating meaningful manufacturing that's now a pipedream prayer of parliamentary politicos in absence any sensible strategy.
    So instead of pandering to populist pap why don't you set a New Year's Resolution to tell the truth instead of popping porkies and toughen up your topics with a strongly scienced spine such as professionals like me can provide unlike mediacratic muddlers happy to take trash at face value! By the way, I'm looking to go in other direction insofar as I'm seeking to attract a professional popping penner to pep up my coldwarrioring chronicles that eclipse Clancy's October caricatures by a country kilometre, one even Carre's Kremlin conspiracies, yet another Jonson's Goatstaring guns. You can skim my stuff in the screentagged signout via my screename. Hope to hear then ~ and Happy New Year.
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Jan11: Our top ten predictions for 2011
    No please leave me aboard because it's important to keep abreast of propaganda priorities in order to best campaign against them. I'll leave you with thought that having confronted immediate past GCS King with deepest doubts about fundamental flaws in the codified caricatures underpinning policy projections he merely manage a limp copout that such stuff was below his pay grade! In fact there are very few individuals actually active at that cutting edge (we saw a lynchpin squirming his excuses to the Commons SelCom after lying about his role in IPCC Principal Pachauri's fearmongering conspiracy) and hardly any of the beneficiary activists have the faintest idea about the fundamentally flawed frailties of the case that's been contrived against carbon.
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    Dear Neale, Thanks for your reply – I suspect I may be doing you favour if I remove you from the mailing list! I think it’s important that all sides are heard, but I don’t want to be winding you up. Let me know if I have that wrong. Best regards,
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    Frankly I'm fed up with all this parasitic pious pontification against status quo ante when grinergy gambling is a one way trip to economic extinction for our country that already squandered its strongly scienced birthright for sake of soloppysistic nonscience promulgated by populist anticarbon armageddonists. Skim my spleen venting copied below against an anticar car correspondent fellow travelling for the Telegraph of all organs! Sad to say our McLuhanised media is only interested in one side of the story, wrong one of course because they're mostly in it for same kickbacks as politicos and cowboy corporates like those you mentioned below.
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Jan11: Is your car as clean and green as you think? Richard Yarrow reports.
    Desperately disappointing seeing your correspondent trot around the fossil fuel bandwagon block in such a superficially sloppy style that's assumed adequate now that lowest communised democratisation rules all roosts. Contamination context is crucial in gauging hazard and manifestly that means city centre concentrations are key for risk relevance yet not even a hint here that Loonydonistic Luvvies are atop this perilous pile. Indeed, I'm not even sure the PEA Comm took into account collective cumulative factors in pontificating against IC engines which is hardly surprising seeing as many members emphasising ecocredentials are commercially conflicted, even explicitly endorsing exorbitantly expensive grinergy garbage. Outside urban areas emission hazards are negligible and rural populations need cheaper cars because they're denied intensive infrastructure never mind compensated for concentrations of taxpayer subsidised amenities in such centres, with London far and away the biggest bandit beneficiary from public purse. So get your facts fixed before pontificating prejudicially ~ and remember cost context here is US fuel still only $3/USg or 50p/L orso, emphasising just how extreme has been emaciation of our economy by taxation totalling 70% orso merely to make room for grinergy garbage not far short of 50p/kWh when all infrastructure insanities have been incorporated ~ >10X carbon consolidated costs!
    As for toxic constituents, well some say there's an insane irony in the envirohealth lobby having endorsed diesel as higher efficiency lower emission alternative to petrol, having also pressured politicos into insisting on technology with smaller size particulates deemed less damaging and leaner combustion for lower carbon, only to end up with more noxious NOX and particle persistence exacerbated by additives that have assured contamination is no longer just backyard smog but an everywhere surface-thermally active anti-albedo blanket, recognition that goes a long way to accounting for changed weather patterns since seventies not mention reduced sea and mountain ice. Worth mentioning that such micromechanisms are omitted by climate catastrophists because they can't resolve them whereas I worked with them for a decade of military gizmo games on subsea destealthing by introduced wavedampers. But that's another story to be told in the book that's being bundled pending appointment of a professional popping penner capable of creating Clancy-Carre caricatures. Maybe you know a man who'd fit that bill?
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Jan11: TF Seminar_Thursday 16 December 2010 at 16:00_Lecture Room of Instute for Mathematical Sciences Building_Professor Eberhard Bodenschatz, Max Planck Institute
    Thanks for nice notes. Prompted to followup by notice today thinking that a two-point spectrally closed conjecture might just have found its way into history had it been publicised 35 years ago when one-point counterparts were still fashionably faddish, indeed winning credibility despite plethora of empirical pinning points whereas the spectral version had just two highly credible constants in Kolmogorof and Rotta, latter multiplying strain history sensitivity reflecting variability implied in experimental results. So do hope you'll be back with reactions, ideally saying you liked it enough to assign an assessment as student project but even a rude rejection would be better than nothing. Thanks.
    PS I had another unpublished contribution dating from even earlier endeavours to source a systematic generalisation of the log law  embracing inertial laminarisation via peak eddy scaling substitution for wall stress-flux scaling, achieving this ambition some years later as an analytic adequate approximation accommodating also plausible representation of turbulent transition in terms of assigned standard values for Karman and Townsend (additive) numbers. Sadly for me, these papers were lost when Aston Uni scrapped my stuff stored there in good faith deal when I transferred several research grants there after being ejected from Birmingham Uni for excess success envy within weeks of my protector VC Michael Thomson quitting in despair at demise of elitism ethos in english education. AU's initial gratitude for several million book value boost was manifested in a Vis Pr post for me but they soon forgot that after the projects finished, indeed dumped me within weeks of my protector there moving back to his Cam Uni ChemEng comfort zone where he's now worthy Head. Anyhow, considering all the fuss there's been in recent years reviving Reynolds ancient issues, thought you might just be interested also in this stuff which I can probably recall well enough to reconstruct an outline of essential elements. Just an afterthought! Happy New Year!
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    Prompted by your abstract I checked back and confirmed recollection of our chat and my message below after your talk at Warwick Uni back in oct05 ~ was it really that long ago?! I'd hoped to be at Imp Coll for your talk today but am still struggling to recover from deathbed manflu that started weeks ago, after my last visit to an Imp Coll seminar indeed ~ YH one at that! Had hoped to tell you firsthand about a spectral closure formulated would you believe back in mid70s enroute from Imp Coll Aero to Cam Uni DAMTP but never published, indeed never properly evaluated despite Occam appeal of its reliance on only Kolmogorof and Rotta constants for closure. Its plausibility was checked for axisymmetric straining as a task I set for a Russian on the run early 90s from the KGB with submarine destealthing software: indeed he was later detained in Lubyanka until the Yanks paid his ransom! I also had Lumley's ultimate praise for it when he said it looked neat enough to be Russian but unfortunately notification was too late to lure his attention before he retired! So I offer to you for consideration by way of summary statement of essential elements lodged at http://neale.thomas.net/SIMCLO.ppt . Hope you can take time to skim it over xmas perhaps and get back with any enquiries ~ otherwise feel free to use it as you wish, ideally crediting its origin. Thanks. Seasonal Salutations.
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    Most turbulence theories apply only to the ideal state of statistically homogeneous and isotropic turbulence. Almost all natural flows, including laboratory flows, are neither. In order to know the extent of the validity of the theories, we need to understand the influence of deviations from the ideal state. Here, we describe an experiment in which we not only generate isotropic turbulence, but also turbulence whose level of anisotropy can be varied systematically, while maintaining a certain degree of homogeneity. As a first step toward understanding the effect of anisotropy on turbulence, we report on the isotropy of the velocity structure functions for scales smaller than a characteristic length scale describing the large-scale motions of the flow. Our apparatus was nearly spherical, was filled with air, and generated axisymmetric turbulence. We set the ratio of axial to radial velocity fluctuation amplitudes to various values between 0.6 and 2.3. We then measured two-point velocity structure functions, with separations that stretched along two directions, either close to the axis of symmetry, or close to its normal. We found empirically that the second order structure functions were isotropic at scales smaller than the large scales, which implies that the Kolmogorov constant of the second order eulerian structure function C2 is independent of the direction of measurement. In all cases, the mean flow was less than 15% of the fluctuations, and the Taylor scale based Reynolds number was about 430.
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Nov05: YOUR TALK at WARWICK BASH 31-33oct05
    I mentioned Maxey's stuff but silly of me to forget masses of stuff done by Reeks and friends during the past decade consolidating simple clustering indications from the Lagrangian force law on which I worked at DAMTP, stuff that was later JFMed in names of Auton & Hunt. I was also surprised not to hear any mention of Durbin's stuff on two-point statistics, as recalled stretching both Batchelor and Sawyer.    Picturing Mike Reeks by copy hereof also serving as introduction if you guys really haven't met
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Sep10: ASP Innovation Entrepreneurship Celebration 5-9tue8jun10 Birmingham ASP
    Dear Sir,  I am writing to thank you for your email to Councillor Mike Whitby. Your comments have been noted.  Thank you for taking the time to write to us.  Regards,  Ann Lee
Leader's Office Birmingham City Council
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Aug10: Yet another promo popped palliative on top of ten in duodecade of distraction decline whilst Germany seeded soundly secured strong sensibilities
    Meant to follow-up immediately but been distracted by busyness, sadly not business ~ not since WM industrial impact was killed by gormless government aided and abetted by apparatchik agencies against whom I campaigned ever since involvement in earliest soundings about their establishment back in 97 ~ when Prescott's gang of four rode roughshod over all advice from established expertise across the region and emerged ensconced in millionaire mansions within just a few years whilst entire communities were crucified by extermination of skilled trade jobs in manufacturing and processing across the region!
    My involvement was solicited by DTI following a string of SMARTEees in early 90s, four in fact that put me national number one and in turn  attracted attention from WM Beeb enough to tell my tale in a halfhour special on secrets of success facilitated by their then industrial editor ~ a post that soon suffered same fate as industry itself. You won't remember but amongst my claims to fame at the time was acquisition and installation of a biggish windtunnel (300sqm orso) on a new mezzanine floor, all at my company's own expense at Brum Uni ~ and an inaugural  celebration of its salvation hosted by Powergen who handed it over at a grand opening ceremony in 94.
    Reason I'm writing is the acute contrast between the sort of company I created as start-up in 88, solicited by civil servant defence techhies concerned that I should be able to access super secret stealthy subsea stuff allied to Transatlantic exchange programme ~ an initiative endorsed by BrumUni's then VC Michael Thomson an ex-Harwell radiation materials physicist familiar with facilitating covert connections. The civil side extension emerged soon after encouraged by Derek Burr within weeks of us taking rented pace there, paying market rate without any slushed subsidy that's been the hallmark of past decade of fashionably faddish campus CV companies as academic accoutrements! Doubt you remember Thomson or Burr anymore than Malcolm Addy, awesomely inspiring as founding father of Innovation WM as lobby leaner on GOWM and through them DTI central policy unit. It was Addy that encouraged me to pursue an entrepreneurial pitch and involved me in AWM's early object soundings, him also but much closer to their central planning until the core cowboys cottoned on to his impeccable intentions and increasingly sidelined him to insignificance, disappointment that was soon afterwards followed by decline to death.
    For all the frenzy that surrounded my starter success, I never made it millionaire's mansion not even after committing quarter mill each to the two SMARTEees from profits earned on gizmo-generating wargaming and fault-fixing mostly for bigboy corporates, most notably four ormore commercially critical aspects of trainmaking for Alstom. I asked AWM for assistance but got coldshouldered by repeated rejections referring me to published policy that Blairownian Bonkernomics dictated the new economy would be e-centred services favouring financials and  intangible imaginables but definitely not encouraging old industrials never mind endorsing anything that smacked of association ~ so that was me dead and buried having urged subsidised secondment of halfdozen skilled guys at Longbridge, using their tooling to make wind-powered water treatment units andor aeolian activated agrisprayers ~ former entailing a hyperefficient turbine which was copycatted a decade later as an export from former East Germany, and a hyperefficient snorkel aerator inspired secret submarine stuff as well as a compact fourstage process proven and prototyped via an EPSRC PhD cofunded by the company and conducted on campus within my famed research unit at that time largest oneman team in the faculty ~ latter entailing implementation on aeolian activation as hitherto unheard of natural mechanism to both boost deposition and block drift, delivering a unique capability for compliance with evermore strident demands from crusading communities increasingly hijacking quango agendas and even departmental decisionmaking.
    In sum, then, the country will continue its slide to oblivion so long as we allow apparatchiks in agencies and academe to delude themselves that evermore dabbling will do the trick ~ bullocks, the real need is for real money to be made available to consolidate clever conversions of kind I mentioned above, not superficialities or sillies that anyone can do anywhere and least of all cottage caricatures that abounded during the decade of duncing by business linked learning skilled development agencied opportunistic apparatchiks. There's plenty good guys out there prematurely pensioned by affirmatively actioned correctness coercion ~ indeed an irreplaceable resource that's been spurned for far too long and any longer will be lot forever. As you can see, I could go on much longer in same vein but I'll stop here to give you a chance to get back with an indication of what you plan to do about it. Thanks for your time. 
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Dec10: Looking back on 2010
     Regarding your  preparative policies, can't resist remarking that volcanic ash chaos was entirely a consequence of careerist catastrophists cashing in on absence of accredited criteria whilst BP's enGULFment arose almost entirely from their failure to act as advised after Piper Alpha and Ocean Odyssey, former (168 fatalities remember) arising via HSE-OSD commissioned critiques commanded by Cullen on design and operational procedures for HP-HC equipment, latter after fatal accident investigations into blowout explosion revealed software ignorance of realities of dissolution dynamics dictating accelerative amplification of bubble assemblages. I was involved with both of these retrospectives, even to extent of urging not just one blowout blocker (as called for by Cullen) but two because for sure the day would come (it did, inevitably!) and urging autokilling of kicks because financial factors inevitably override ambiguous complex decisions on the hoof so for sure the day would come (it did,of course!).
    You might like to know that my report slamming software simulations after Piper Alpha was done and dusted inside three months and distributed badged urgent immediate attention for all offshore operators ~ only to be recalled within a week after one vendor threatened lawsuit for commercial defamation, despite unequivocal endorsement by experts drawn from industry and academe. Would you believe that five years later I got a call from HSE-HQ saying that the report was being reissued under same badge because no substantial improvements had been made in absence of critical pressure from the regulator ~ and, absolutely amazingly, had only been authorised for dissemination because the then retiring CS had taken it on as a swansong challenge, him being a veteran instigator of mining safety regs! Lunching with him afterwards, he revealed his achievement procuring as policy ruling that HSE should never again to be intimidated by third parties for profit ~ moreover that it had needed a Cabinet Office ruling at highest level, even to extent of being initialled by the then incoming administration in 1997!
    And that leads neatly to the  financial follies that crucified our commercial credibility courtesy of collusion between govt and city and regulators, all living the lie that debt-driven growth doesn't have to end with implosive collapse because the brightest best were in control with new algorithmic amplifiers for god-given wealth beyond wildest dreams! Ballocks of course as all with strongly scienced sensibilities knew but whoever thought that encomicalists had any such skills ~ moreover, I knew from firsthand it was really second rankers playing pontoon with absurdly inappropriate Monte Carlo simulations because the brightest best stayed on as PGs and PDs, as ever eager to acquire full set skills from topclass teachers like me. But no-one listened of course as the codswalloppers killed off major manufacturing by denial of grant aid only a fraction of the tax breaks dolled out to cityspivs, whilst competitor countries made sure they cashed in on our insanity by consolidating their own corporate and commercial constructors that now own all our utilities and dictate profiteering policies for our future impoverishment.
    I saw the fate of our midlands manufacturers at firsthand having been a frontline faultfixer for some of the biggest, now all crucified or castrated by foreigner finance. Indeed, my own campus company, created to do superstealthing and similar stuff during the decade surrounding glasnost, was also killed when the defence labs were songsold for a third of their book value ~ piratised for asset stripping that crushed the careers of a thousand orso alphas and many more betas, altogether comprising cash value of billions burned in Brown's bootsale! I also saw the clever technotricks from my four DTI SMARTees stolen for want of modest money to make their markets, spitting blood seeing them adopted overseas with one even back here as product from Eastern Germany courtesy of their state subsidies whilst I'd had to make do with a half mill of my own money, indeed none of my profits ever squandered on cityspiv trivia.
    Enough said ~ use my screename to see my stuff of which best bits beat Clancy's gizmo games and Carre's covert coldwarrioring. 
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Dec10: PROBLEM OF POLITICAL POLITICIANS PURPORTING TO BE MORE THAN THAT
    Oh dear, here we go again with MPs pretending they can sort scitecheng but falling flat on fundamentals with firsthand familiarity failure. Your error below evinced in extracts also below exemplifies just how excruciating it is for strongly scienced skillsetters like me seeing policy being perpetrated on basis of inept ignorance across the board, backed by nonscience from activists to advisers via bureaucratic bunglers like Beddington (below) in post despite absence of evidence of excellence in strongly scienced stuff, even worse his predecessor lacking that excuse en route to fabricating his future fortune on extremist exaggeration of codified caricatures ~ although he was only a chemist who more than once cowardly copped out of answering an awkward ask from me mumbling that formulation fundamentals were beneath his pay grade!
    Anyhow, your "days for hours" howler will never be punished any more than those perpetrated by the Parliam Sel Comm SciTech during recent hearings on volcanic ash and swine flu follies, both as duncing disasters derived from AI = Artefictional Imbecilligence courtesy of gITs = generalist Infestation Tricknologists ~ the same species that spawned softwared systemics shortcomings implicated in deadly disasters like Piper Alpha and DeepWater Horizon, not to mention near misses like ThreeMile Island and many more. Maybe you're big enough to admit your own ignorance but somehow doubt it, any more than Andrew Miller did ~ indeed, all he could manage was arrogant abuse! As for me, well you can see my stuff summarised via my screename, including a comprehensive critique of offshore safety software done for HSE-OSD Cullen compliance post Piper Alpha ~ a report issued urgent immediate attention all offshore operators, done in under three months and endorsed by sector specialists, yet withdrawn within a week following threatened law suit for commercial defamation by the worst offender and then amazingly revived after five years and reissued with exactly same instruction because nothing had been improved in its absence. Indeed, it only saw the light of day second time around because HSE's then CS decided to adopt as swansong pursuit of policy declaration that HSE must never again be intimidated by third parties into suppression of approved endorsed reports ~ and he succeeded in its adoption as one of the first actions by the then incoming government in 97, indeed was initialled at the highest level in Cabinet Office!
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Jul10: Market your company's capability in China - Mandarin version of FindEEE to be launched AND NOW NEW IFFY INITIATIVES PAID FROM PUBLIC PURSE
    Well, Well! Just as I thought you'd finished deckchair rearranging the publicly purchased proverbials prior to Willett's wielding his long overdue axe, you're now expanding into an empire of publicly procured private profiteering and sod the Knowledge Transfer emphasis which the taxpayers thought at least they had as an asset for all those squandered squillions. As for delivering services to UKTI and BIS, well that's exactly what you were engaged to do as paid employment ~ in fact this looks like a dead ringer repeat run for the QQ scam wherein all the good guys ran away because they'd seen what happened at AEAT and all utilities, all their excellent RTD assets burned for big bucks board bonuses via privatised pirateering, and sure enough it came to pass that the worst fears of DTI topdogs have been realised exactly as projected with QQ's quarterly collapse last time around. As for the rationality of accumulative consolidation, well that's exactly what made DTI fitter for purpose than anything that appeared since, so why was poor old percy public forced to pay for yet another pointless trip around block bureauggery only tend up no further forward merely pandering to pointless political vanity of Blairownian Bonkernomics implemented by Mandelson's Mafia. Think about it whilst you manipulate your next move up the slippery leadership ladder!
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Jul10: The Electronics Technology Network invites you to join _connect!
    Dear Neale,    The Electronics Technology Network (ETN) Ltd.      The Electronics Knowledge Transfer Network (EKTN) has changed its trading name to The Electronics Technology Network Ltd. (ETN Ltd.).      Why did we change the name?      From July 1st, the five KTN’s operating in this technology area merged to form the Electronics, Sensors and Photonics KTN (ESP KTN)      We are pleased to advise you that the ETN Ltd. has been contracted by the ESP KTN to deliver knowledge transfer activities for the Electronics Knowledge Centre, along with NPL for the Sensors Knowledge Centre, and UKPPE for the Photonics and Plastic Electronics Knowledge Centre.      As ETN Ltd. the core services we will deliver will be in support of the challenge led agenda for the ESP KTN, focusing on five themes: The Connected World, Quality of Life, Electricity for the Future, The Secure World and Smart Moves.      We will, however, continue to deliver services for UKTI, promoting company capability internationally, and with BIS, disseminating information from the Electronics Regulatory Group.       What does this mean to your membership?      Membership services such as your company capability profile on FindEEE, International Brokerage and Partnering events, FundMap and all prior content from the EKTN will be available from our usual portal (www.electronics-ktn.com).      We would like to advise you of a new service that will allow you to engage with the wider KTN community; especially if you are interested to connect with demand side networks from Healthcare, Modern Built Environment, Aerospace & Defence and the Environmental communities.      You can now engage with these communities on the _connect portal (hosted by the Technology Strategy Board).      If you would like the ETN to register you for the _connect portal; simply click the link at the top right hand corner of this mail, and we’ll set your _connect membership up for you.      Alternatively, you can register directly yourself at: https://ktn.innovateuk.org/web/electronics      Join _connect today!      Yours sincerely   Ashley Evans   Chief Executive   The Electronics Technology Network
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Jul10: Market your company's capability in China - Mandarin version of FindEEE to be launched AND NOW NEW IFFY INITIATIVES PAID FROM PUBLIC PURSE
    Dear Neale, The _connect portal (I’m assuming that this is the iffy initiative you’re referring to) is an initiative driven by the TSB (not the Electronics Technology Network). Let us know what you think of it.The good news is that Dan, Nigel and I will continue many of the initiatives under the Electronics Knowledge Centre, managed by the ETN. Regards Ashley
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    Like I said and increasingly so, not least objectionable for failing to fulfil TSB-RDA charter focus on desperate needs of abandoned manusticks beyond Loxbridge loop, not least also ever increasing disconnect from principle purpose of E for Electronics! Whatever happened to all those excellently appropriate endeavours developed by DD and NR ~ both of whom know my history as a campus upstart over a decade before these things became fashionably faddish academic accoutrements?
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    Dear Neale, The EKTN are an independent company limited by guarantee...and the projects we deliver are approved by our Board. Our Board is comprised of industry and academic partners, hence we focus on business benefits for business and academia relating to knowledge transfer.  The TSB are observers at our Board meetings, and are fully aware of this project. UKTI are also important partners, especially with regard to promoting members capabilities overseas. Hope this helps. Regards Ashley Ashley Evans
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    Not so much a Knowledge Transfer Network as procurement pitch for UKTI's agenda / arena! Did TSB approve this extemporised emporium?
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Dec10: Turbine access innovation makes farshore wind viable
    Does poor old percy public have the faintest inkling as to magnitude of past-present-future energy theft from their already perished purses by Loonydonistic Luvvies?! Of course they don't because our McLuhanised media never mention cost, only ever concentrating on catastrophic climateering conspired by a careerist campus crooks pandering to their political patrons. No-one ever even hints at actuality of multiplier implied by wind energy's 30% availability uncorrelated with 30% exploitability combined with capex as only 30% operability cost, together a 30-fold orso multiplier on projected pricing of 2-4p/unit for 2-4£/W installation over 100Kh lifetime. This is madness that'll murder what little is left of our capacity to compete, indeed will dump a frightening fraction of the populace into power poverty for the foreseeable future. And this on top of Ofgem's abject failure to protect poor old percy from profiteering, on record during disgraceful decades of pandering to the power pirates so no surprise seeing them now batting billions on behalf of their mucky mates who acquired the assets for a knockdown price and only ever milked them for money whilst never investing in improvements promised to poor old percy by the political perpetrators. As perspective on their £200B profligacy, it's £1/W orso averaged over order 80GW electricity and 120GW gas equivalent installed capacity, a monstrous mountain of debt that'll crucify the country's commercial capacity by dislocating incentive investment away from export earning productivity in manufacturing, military and methodological linchpins.
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Dec10: Carlsberg UK selects eSight M&T solution and reduces energy consumption by 10%
    A pinnacle of power parasitism that's all set to cripple our country's poor and productive ~ in all £20Bpa being burned by postured pirateering conveyed by carboneered catastrophism but rapidly ramping to as maybe as much as £100Bpa or more courtesy of criminal conspiracy by kickback cowboys across the board from parliamentary poseurs to campus cronies careering on public purse pinched from poor percy hard on heels of billionaire banksterism that's left a legacy of inflationary impoverishment.  Shame on you and a Curse on all your codswallop.
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Dec10: Aviation Industry News - Friday 17 December, 2010 biggest aviation story (at least in Europe) this year was the Icelandic volcano eruption which caused misery for millions of travellers in April
    Don't you think it's about time, well past indeed, that the sector got its act together and bit back against the devastation wrought by nonsense of AI = Artefactual Imbecilligence in the hands of gITs = gormless Infestation Tricknologists whose fundamentally flawed caricatures allowed authorities to defend draconian excessive exclusions thereby together enjoying oxygen narcosis of McLuhanised mediarisation. Exactly same syndrome as swine flu scare that epidemonologised megamillions squandered on antivirals courtesy of conjectured 100K deaths conveyed by same caricaturist at the centre of massively flawed F&M protocols which cost the country much more for which he was rewarded with an OBE!
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Dec10: Chromatography News
    Your flier prompted recollection of an algorithm worked up years ago for interrogating tailing behaviour of breakthrough profiles to gauge evolution of minimum loss loading rate of ageing columns. From time to time I've mentioned it to sector specialists but no-one got back despite polite interest occasionally even enthusiastic attention. Anyhow thought I bring it to your attention as http://neale.thomas.net/FACTSorption.htm
created as VisBasic standalone teaching training demonstrator. Please take ten over tea to have a go and confirm how just how intuitive it is. 
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Dec10: Employee Health Assessments from Praxis42
    2 in 5 plebs are in pointless paperpushing posts parasitically predicated on Brussellian Bureauggery of Blairownian Bonkernomics exemplified in excesses being exploited by you and your mates! Picturing David Young as architect of new era elimination of zealous zombies. Seasonal Salutations.
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Dec10: http://www.parliament.uk/ David Sainsbury House of Lords, London, SW1A 0PW
    Smailing it because you didn't declare an @ddress despite declaring unqualified commitment to Blairownian new age comms. Anyhow enjoy my observations enough hopefully that you'll be back. Thanks.
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Dec10: Medilink EM Update dec10 ~ Extraction technology for higher purity of Ginkgo Terpene
    Yet another exemplar for abject failure of all infrastructural institutions to monetarily materialise Brit brilliance in formulating fundamentals. Twenty years ago I shared in a £4M pot put up by Rothmans for smoking substitutes upshot of which was an integrated bioreactor-separator-purifier for secondary metabolites as natural plant therapeuticals from transformed root tissue which extended to evaluation for Taxus terpenes as critical cancer clinicals and delivered a verified demonstrator for Datura scopolamine as nerve gas antidote and travel sickness suppressant. Rothmans pulled their plug when Nestle acquired them for their real estate holdings in hotels. BBSRC failed cough up consolidation cash on grounds they were only funding mammalian, a policy abandoned within a year when retroviruses reared their ugly heads and they switched to plant platforms but stupidly chose agri avenues already discredited everywhere else with expertise; so much for foresight then, especially when their featured flag bearer was broken by grinpiss flatearthers ~ if you were in these arenas you'd recall David Sainsbury's tearful obituary on Axis Genetics' commercial collapse within weeks of Melchett's Madmen trashing their GM potato crop! But our lab-based biotech solution was on track to be a worldbeating exportable capability so why on earth wasn't it ever adopted for promotional dissemination like the much more modest importable prospect you featured below.
    Picturing DS by copy for nostalgia of an auldtymes moment above, wondering also if he recalled my micrompany that won four in a row DTI SMARTees, indeed was early nineties national number in that respect and his brother Tim presented two of them at awards ceremonies. Both of those principled patented protoproducted ecotechnologies failed to make the market despite my half-mill backing during a decade of horrid headbanging with corporate collaborators concerned only to acquire awareness of the capability but no intention to invest whereas overseas both were copycatted and one key component even reappeared as hyperefficient German VAWT wind-turbine for mesopower production! So that's the true tale of our catastrophic collapse, expensively exacerbated by distraction of DTI's destructively dispersed rebadging into RDAs and TSB ~ former now funeral pyred for benefit of Conservative's Chamber mates, latter sometime since powerplayed into resurrection of DTI's monolithicity. All that silly squandering and still no sign of sensible support for clever catalysts like me. We're doomed and deservedly so don't you think?!
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Dec10: You can contact Chris by...    .. no you can't because I tried three times and was blocked.
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http://www.chrisgrayling.net/contact.htm Contact Me
Chris Grayling, Member of Parliament You can contact Chris by...  Writing to: The House of Commons, Westminster, London, SW1A 0AA  Email: graylingc@parliament.uk
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Dec10: Undelivered <graylingc@parliament.uk>: spam
Dec10: Health & Safety Reform 2011: A Common Sense Approach 13th April 2011, The Barbican, London
    Oh dear ~ even worse, you using spammination as evasion excuse!
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    Oh dear: censorship by your gITs bouncing my message sent in good faith ~ gITs = gormy Infestation Tricknologists. Let's see if my redaction succeeds.
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Dec10: Undelivered <graylingc@parliament.uk>: spam
Dec10: Health & Safety Reform 2011: A Common Sense Approach £900priv £300pub
    Such a pity you lending your name to a rabid rip-off like this. Functionally principled outfits with top-class track-records like my micrompany simply can't afford to commit so much on off-chance of connecting with key players.  
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Dec10: Health & Safety Reform 2011: A Common Sense Approach 13th April 2011, The Barbican, London
John Armitt (confirmed) Chairman, Olympic Delivery Authority
Richard Jones (invited) Policy and Technical Director, IOSH
Rt Hon Chris Grayling (invited) Minister of State for Employment
Madeleine Abas (invited) Chair, Health and Safety Lawyers Association
Christine Blower (invited) Director General, NUT
Derek Allen (invited) Executive Director at Local Government Regulation

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Dec10: Science and Technology Committee inquiry into scientific advice and evidence in emergencies 1dec10 Session BBC Parliament
    Thanks for courtesy of acknowledging my observations, sadly spoiled by rude rejection without addressing essential elements. Indeed it was exactly this arrogance that fuelled public fury at politicians' expenses excesses which I see have already revived via new loopholes allowing duplicated housing allowances. Uhm! Anyhow, timely indeed that today's  Toady  should have featured an offshore HC safety issue as undisclosed near-miss precedent for BP's enGULFment seeing as I used this arena (particularly Piper Alpha) to distinguish dangers of modelism as foolish fashionable fetish from mechanism as strongly scienced sensibility. Of course, I'm only paraphrasing gigantic gurus like those mentioned yesterday, even more aptly Feynman describing it as a disease and also for his famously fingering factuality of the Challenger Shuttle disaster below using only a cup of cold water! But you really do need your nose rubbed in these realities so I've spelled out the systemic sclerosis of establishment evaluations that in this case extended to removal of the report for five years and permanent deletion of my recommended doubling up of Cullen's command for all wellheads to be equipped with a blowout preventer. Ironic indeed that the Beeb's eggspurt today said exactly same as I urged 20 years ago!
    I'll quit here, picturing TY because he also needs to get his head around the strong science of which Lindzen below has been such a brave proponent in campaigning against correctness corruption of politically prejudiced skewed subsidies, picturing him also as courtesy and with the evident public interest dimension demonstrated by TY's  Toady  interview today, picturing them also. Don't expect I'll hear from you again so do urge you to take on board my message because it's really not mine but rather one shouldered by all real giants of Newtonian philosophy! If you do happen to be thumb-twiddling at one of your committee hearings then you could do worse than skim my screentagged signout to see some the old-school science delivered by this diligent dilettante, sadly now a dying dinosaur destroyed by dustbin denominator democratisation.
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    Your manflu has clearly got you very badly. I suggest you read the terms of reference before ranting.
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    Happened on this whilst deathbed manflued and was gobsmacked by scientific superficiality, enough indeed to retrieve webbage below on context and coverage which served to see why so little substance emerged in exchanges. Swine flu and volcanic ash surely by now serve as paradigms alongside the plethora of AI = Artefactual Imbecilligence scenario scaremongering by careerist cavorting community of gITs = gormless Infestation Tricknologists tuning their toys to deliver devastation.
    Computerised calculations can constitute sound science provided numerical distortions are converged to confirm compliance with asymptotically exact solutions but caricatures from codes conveyed more by modelism than mechanism represent no more than manipulative muddling when used other than at empirically verified pinning points extended maybe by modest interpolative estimation. I know because I've been involved onoff for forty years with correcting critical components of computational codes for fundamental flaws in mechanistic modelling of flow transport and transfer phenomena, an arena which all traditionally trained experts would agree platformed all current capabilities including irritatingly the plethora of postured pontifications spawned by ignorant gITs.
    Specific firsthand familiarity includes # laminarised collapse of heat transfer following fatal accident in early work on supercritical water exchanger for post AGR nuclear power plant, # gross underestimation of wall dryout rate by all US-NRC approved LOCA codes due to omission of correct statistics for dual reference frame multiphase dynamics, # fundamentally flawed scalings for boundary blockage of streaming turbulence as characterised in all commercial and academic CFD codes for applications as diverse as mixed layer oceanography (central to codifed climate cavortings) and blade stage stability in jet engines, # post Piper Alpha critique of decompression codes commissioned for compliance with Cullen's command that HSE-OSD conduct systematic assays of all operational design and training codes finding all bad and worst lethal, # post Ocean Odyssey correction to codified characterisation of gaskick riser translation properly portraying for first time rapid agglomerative accelerations.
    Piper Alpha of course entailed the worst ever fatality count so no wonder the report was rapidly released (endorsed by independent sector experts) and badged urgent immediate attention and action but amazingly within a week withdrawn on threat of defamation lawsuit by the vendor of the worst by far code and stayed that way for five years until the then HSE-CS took it on as swansong challenge that they should not be intimidated by commercial threats and succeeded courtesy of cabinet office ruling countersigned by the incoming government in '97. Must mention that whilst Cullen called for all wellheads to be equipped with a blowout preventer, I called for two because for sure the day would come when one failed.. and it did of course with DeepWater Horizon ~ my call sadly omitted from the final version but serves as excellent exemplar for sort of foresight called for by your committee. Indeed had BP heeded the stuff we did on both Piper Alpha  and Ocean Odyssey then their enGULFment would surely have been avoided ~ although much more responsibility resides with the US Regulator for their slackness in failing to enforce best practice.
    This aspect also arose in session when Adonis nauseously buck-passed his failure to anticipate volcanic ash as an impact issue, at least as asserted by advisers assiduously attracting attention from mediamilkers. Indeed, Burnham also buckpassed his absurdly excessive overreaction endorsing officials hellbent on exaggerating their own importance by armageddonising the swine flu incident, likewise Beddington who betrayed astonishing ignorance absolutely unforgiveable as GCS, indeed a weakness shared by the committee judging by shallowness of the questioning. Having real experts on hand on both sides for the QA session would surely sharpen up the sessions, reducing repetitious inconsequentialities and errors exhibited by all on both sides. Moreover, it's amazing how a hardcore of campus clique cronies stay in circulation as advisors despite evident howlers never publicised because the inquisitional arena is far too cosy ~ both volcanic ash and swine flu providing ample evidence of piecemeal forecasting fabrication by serial offenders, former in longerterm weather to climate cavorting and latter in footmouth follies.
    Rudely harsh then, but understandable having endured denial of budget ever since daring to doubt veracity of correctness colluded climate catastrophism and voicing it via project proposals daring not to predicate the support case on CO2 carboneering, adding insult by strident criticism from floor of specialist speakers seldom trained in old-school strong sciences and almost never experienced in safety critical arenas like those listed above and much more in military matters courtesy of serendipitous adoption by grandee gurus James Lighthill (Hawking's Lucasian-Newton predecessor in Cam Uni DAMTP) and George Batchelor (headed up that place for thirty years), both mentored by GI Taylor who created it as lynchpin for WW2 GCS. It was that calibre that made english educational ethos envied everywhere and it's no coincidence our credibility has collapsed with evermore democratised dilution of resource amongst myriad multicultural mediocrity. So I deny Willett's assertion that what's wanted is widening of wisdom adding humanities, geosocial and enocomical expertise to already specious skills of such as earth solipiences and kindred speculisms forever rediscovering already longsince established expertise in traditionally tagged topics. What's needed is reversion to endorsement of excellence such as only alpha-alpha student-supervisor PhDs when an output unit (properly peered paper or patent) cost no more than €10K, up to a decade orso before weakest Link DTI projects averaged €100K, in turn a decade orso before EC-FP averaged €1000K and that a decade ago (time of Lisbon Agenda's preposterous pitch to play US catchup in a decade!), so no wonder Brussellian Bureauggery no longer issues summary stats allowing easy estimation of their RTD inefficiency accompanying their comparable constipation across all aspects of EU communitisation.
    Madness I know daring to dump on Westminster and Whitehall mafia, en-couraged no doubt foolishly by fevered delirium of my manflu but by any sensibility standards warranted by weakness of existing arrangements that don't just discourage but deny advice from expert excellence. I'm good by any standards but I'm not unique, of course not ~ indeed there are armies of old-schoolies out there sidelined into a survival spectrum from superficial sillies to premature pensioning during a decade of Blairownian Bonkernomics cavorting cultural correctness at the expense of excellence in strongly scienced skills. You know it's true but you can't afford to admit it!
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Dec10: Newsnight Appearance Proves The Value Of Thought Leadership
    Caught my eye because of RR then context being PR not tech but most of all for Bham CC's involvement in yet another overtly commercial campaign when they've avoided addressing their ever expanding due diligence failures in squandering vast sums of taxpayers money on absurd adventures with MITIE, with Capita, with BT, with Aston SciPark and with a PPP Hospital that'll cost 8x nominal £400M over 30 years of specious servicing yet managed to wreck the region's reputation by plummeting to bottom three in Dr Foster's national performance league within a year of opening! Anyhow, those few remaining souls old-schooled in strong science saw RR riding for a fall during their decade of charitable kickback cosying with HEIs instead of staying with their strengths that served them so well since their 80s reincarnation. Fatigue failure from misalignment of a HP-HT pipejunction would never have occurred in their earlier era of elite excellence ethos, inexcusably compounded here by failing to act on early warnings. Same goes BP with their enGULFment which would never have happened had they heeded policy precedents of Piper Alpha and Ocean Odyssey, together defining pretty much all aspects of the major management faults by their contractor companies and the US Regulator. By the way, I had firsthand familiarity with key components of those fatal accidents ~ as you can see from extract recent messages bottom below to colleagues with overlapping interests. But why does the Beeb always prioritise PR ahead of scitech in interfacing these stories to the masses ~ McLuhanised manipulation ahead of meaning is madness!
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Dec10: Continental 'responsible' for Concorde crash in 2000
    Happening on this headline prompted recollection from aeons ago just now retrieved below. Be good to know if anything came of my idea notified in good faith also suggested to BA but studiously ignored of course. Commercial tyremakers I've mentioned it to have said their grapevine indicated developments along such lines but nothing concrete emerged. Anyhow, pleased to see you survived the piratisation intact indeed looking good judging from the job title. As for me, I'm still the same dead duck I was in '02, rather 8 years deader! At least I'll get my revenge from the book with gizmo games eclipsing Clancy's Red October, the opening story outdoing even Carre's Smiley and a closing one ditto Ronson's Goatstarers! Given a decent popularising writer it'll be a best-seller for sure, with film and game rights to match! So the aim is to deliver it in time to enjoy the rewards before my terminal trick. Early Seasonals.
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Dec10: UCL Inst Risk Disaster Communicating climate risk and the implications for food security 5-7'16nov10 London UCL
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # Lamb-Levich corrected in revisiting Ben Franklin oil on military waters ~ subsea silencing by PAG-PEGs used by US Navy for 15 years # glaznostian gizmo gaming ; # coldwarrioring chronicles commenced with 60s PhD pivotal in pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission NNP-SAL for Treaties ~ book needs Clancy commercialiser
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Dec10: AgriFood Innovation: Success through Technology 16nov10 London Mermaid EC4V 3DB 
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # Nigel Slater common contact ~ refer for opinion on duplex DTI SMARTee SPRAY = Stimulated Pulsatile Ranging Applications deliverY ~ coflowed gas for flash-freezing ; # SPRAY fate from consortium conflicted interest # 60s UMIST ChemEng Bacchanalian Benders # sad news Reg Mann # coldwarrior chroncles ~ popin? ; # Rothmans multimill produced proven plant theraceuticals process denied delivery by BBSRC # EC-fp4 food Copernicus Coord conslidating Czechian coldwar connection ; # pattern feature algorithm from faces to foods # recalled bubble-burst imaged multiexposure single frame 35mm 10k overrated ~ 10mic drops 10m/s 1cm field ; # incidence of death versus illness threshold expoure # coldwarrioring chronicles from 60s PhD pivotal pokerplaying prior Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission for NNP-SAL Treaties ; # recalled my diatribe against QQ & DSTL at CDE bash ~ IP theft on ultrasonic battery booster for subsea silent surging # decade of glasnostian gizmo gaming on superstealthing
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Dec10: Care Show 10-11nov10 Birmingham NEC
  An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # SPRAY = Stimulated Pulsatile Ranging Applications deliverY as candidate ablutionary aid ~ cld water with heated co-flowed air ; # vortex flow separator # duplex DTI SMARTee WATER-BOOSTIR = Wind-driven AerobicTreatment Enviro Recovery - Bio-Oxidative Operation Single Tank Integrated Recovery ;  # vortex particle dynamics fundamental formulation for initial radial pressure engagement and final tangential centrifuge expulsion # Dyson don't get it ;  # acid etching plus polymeric filming ~ mentioned PAGs-PEGs covalently bonded yield stress monofilming on aqueous substrates ~ subsea stealthing gizmos ; # RFID close encounter reader could be wideangle barcoded at 10% cost for megamargin alternative ; # enhanced scavenging with application via SPRAY nozzle ~ smaller unit & less time ;  # classic vehicle museum nostalgia promotion opportunity making buses available for day trips by oldies
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Dec10: WWEM Water, Wastewater and Environmental Monitoring Conference, Exhibition and Workshops 10-11nov10 Telford
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # capillary electrophoresis on chip ~ integral substrate rapid reading # coldwarrioring chronicles from pivotal post-Cuban 60s PhD to glastnostian gizmo gaming eclipsing Clancy ; # targetted hotspots algorithm equates attractor identification even if extensively embedded in noise ~ optimised adaptive extended Kalman Filter as best bet ; # tryptophan BOD correlation for fluorescence assay # recalled BOOSTIR = Bio-Oxidative Operation Single Tank Integrated Recovery ; # Paul Mallett Brit Water for revival of 90s duplex DTI-SMARTee WATER = Wind-driven Aerobic Treatment Enviro Recovery ~ Remote Rural & 3rd World Public Health ; # air entrainment via vortex clustered engagement ~ 70s context air destabilised 100cumec cooling water weired 5m into 10m downshaft for 1km estuary outfall Littlebrook D ; # 60s PhD pivotal in pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission NNP-SAL Treaties # glastostian decade defencies on subsea superstealthing # Clancyian communicator ; # 90s duplex DTI-SMARTees WATER-BOOSTIR ~ still looking for commercial connections denied here but not in Germany ~ powering VAWT copycatted German export ; # story of MW sonar stun gun as Strangeloved strategy for Saddam's WW2 WMD submarines supposedly secreted in US Eastern Shallows
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Dec10: Royal Society Discussion Meeting Geoengineering - taking control of our planet's climate 9-5'8-9nov10 London Royal Society 8nov
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # with John Simpson on regenerative erosion of sea breeze stability # 60s Phd centrepiece in Lighthill's monograph # airsea ignorance compounding clouds & aerosols ; # buttonholed me for my strongly scienced old-school scepticism about dangerous displacement of methodical mechanism by manipulative modelism predicated on pejorative policies ; # saline aerosol cloud induction ~ reverse osmosis ultrasonic intensification as derivative development from silent submarines for 10x intensification battery booster ; # ex CERL Head ~ auld tymes Swifthook & Coney & Mawer # Lighthill link via 60s PhD pivotal pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission ssigning NNP-SAL Treaties ; # reviving encounter RoySoc Discussion Meeting Handling uncertainty in science 22-23mar10 London RoySoc ~ email exchange 30mar ; # opening chapter in Moffatt's book on Turbulence Giants from Reynolds to Townsend ~ be good to get chapter list # I'm still sidelined & silenced for excess success ; # astonishing absence of current capability context established by expertise from strongly scienced old-schoolers such as Silsoe generational guru Paul Miller
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Dec10: UKTI DSO Defence & Security Roadshow 9-1'10nov10 Birmingham BCCI & 9nov10 Malvern & 11nov Coventry
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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     # body armour ideas whetted appetite of award winning SME # QQ squandered stripping of national asset # 60's PhD pivotal post-Cuban coldwarrioring ~ book! ; # post-Cuban Crisis 60s PhD pivotal in pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission NNP-SAL Treaties # glasnostian decade of subsea superstealth ~ Russian Rear Admirals

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Dec10: NIDays 2011 8-5'8nov11 London IET
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # PhD pivotal in pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission signing NNP-SAL Treaties also predisposed glanostian gizmo games ~ book needs Clancy-Carre touch ; # aerodyamics & ice melt drag # turbulence fundamentals in zeroshear wall windtunnel spawned first F1 rolling road windtunnel in '76
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Dec10: Telegraph Business Club Breakfast Event 2nov10 London Telegraph HQ 111 Buckingham Palace Road, London SW1W 0DT
  An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # 60s PhD pivotal in pokerplaying Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission signing NNP-SAL Treaties & glasnostian gizmo games # Clancy-Carre pop book promoting strong science careers

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Dec10: IATC EU Regions Ecolink + Showcase 1-4'3dec10 Birmingham NEC Gallery Suite ~ Innovation Investment Low Carbon Future AMfri3dec10
    Skim mine message below to see what was wrong and remains so because the same old cronies are in control suppressing good guys who used to actually achieve before Blairownian Bonkernomics and Brussellian Bureauggery redirected all resource into the mismanagement madness that's suffocated strongly scienced expertise whilst exploding politically paptrapped solipscience ~ in all its wrapped up wastage now upwards £20Bpa which should have gone to getting the economy refloated with export earning wizardry. I started saying these things before the Cons were kicked out in '97, indeed I started soon after NASA Goddard's Hansen embarked on his mad mantras back in late 80s. I shifted to shouting when it became clear that moronic mediocrities were making campus careers out of crusading catastrophism ~ not least after being angrily amazed at a professorial prophet who rushed from podium screaming at my ruination of his endeavours to save the planet! Please heed my plea to listen at least to the cleverer contras like me with campus credentials uncontaminated by careerist corruption. Thanks.
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    # targeted as distinguished delegate at AM bash not notified to me and maybe many no doubt because convening clique wanted you and your like all to themselves  # decades of decline despite pontificated pointlessnesses like Lisbon millennial catch-up that failed abjectly and inevitably given Brussellian Bureauggery's track record
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Dec10: IATC EU Regions Ecolink + Showcase 1-4'3dec10 Birmingham NEC Gallery Suite
  An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
    Noted your awe of Imp Coll where I spent 3 years in strongly scienced aeronautics not one of the myriad mediocrities spawned of endless superficial solipsciences, indeed pretty good by any standards but not a patch on Cam Uni DAMTP (Maths) where I sojourned under tutelage of likes Hawking's Lucasian-Newton predecessor Lighthill and companion leading light Batchelor Head for 30 years, both mentored by grandee GI Taylor DGCS during the war.
    Now that's real quality for you and my own bits and bobs did justice to their confidence in me. Yet AWM slammed the door on my ecotech innovations delivered courtesy of DTI SMARTees, four in four years at that time nationally number one.  Both WATER = Windriven Aerobic Treatment Environmental Recovery and SPRAY = Stimulated Pulsation Ranging  Applications deliverY were principle proven, prototyped, patented and preproducted yet neither made the GB market because commercial clinching capital was denied unlike abroad where WATER's VAWT was copycatted in Germany and exported back here and SPRAY's nozzle was copycatted in France for snowmaking, in Canada for crop protection and in US for meltdown avoidance in failed PWR cooling systems.
    So I'm a paradigm for Brit-Euro failure having spent quarter mill of my own money on each ~ no wonder I thought you were pusstaking when you mentioned Teutonic turbines being imported here! That money was earned doing frontline fault-fixing for bluechip corporates across the WM region, sadly mostly disappeared and the remainder doing nothing new any more. As for me, well Brum Uni sacked me for excess success within weeks of VC Michael Thomson retiring rather than endure inevitable decay under incoming Labour's RDAs and putrid policies like defence privatisation into QinetiQ ~ which triggered early escape of all the good guys in my defence lab network, a dozen orso old school scientists who secured support for my decade of glasnostian gizmo games in subsea superstealthing.
    The book is being written because my coldwarrioring chronicles eclipse Clancy's caricatures by a country kilometre, one even exceeding also Carre's conspiracies, not to mention another aligned with Strangelove silliness of Ronson's Goatstarers. And of course there'll be a chapter on Blairownian Bonkernomics and the inanity of willing quislings who implemented its insanity! Keep an eye our for it because you'll also enjoy its crippling critique on climate catastrophism, done as founding former chair of an ERCOFTAC expert group on airsea interactions whose membership featured a dozen FRSs and as many more overseas equivalents from EU, US and Ausia! Bet it never occurred to wonder about the pedigree of the backrow guy who dared to damn the latest shiny bright new initiative that'll go nowhere just like all the rest.
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Dec10: Public Property Exhibition 1-2nov10 London Business Design Centre N1 0QH
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # coldwarrioring chronicles from PhD pivotal in pokerplaying Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission signing NNP-SAL Treaties to glasnostian superstealthing gizmo games
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Dec10: BP and the Reckless Pursuit of Profit
    Never normally waste my life attempting to attract attention but couldn't resist notifying my own critique on BP's enGULFment, bits below by way of copy mail extracts sent to interested parties in recent weeks. Picturing LS in case he feels a follow-up may be in order. Thanks.
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Dec10: Wyoming's Energy Resources
    Drowning In Oil: BP and the Reckless Pursuit of Profit Loren Steffy, a Houston Chronicle reporter who’s covered the oil industry for years talks with Bill about his new book, Drowning In Oil: BP and the Reckless Pursuit of Profit that gives insight on how a corporate culture of negligence led to the worst environmental disaster in the U.S
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    ...Twenty years ago I conveyed a comprehensive crucifixion critique of the entire arcane arena of high pressure hydrocarbon computerised pseumulations, my contribution commissioned by UK-HSE-OSD for compliance with Cullen's charge following Piper Alpha, still the paradigm for such explosive extremities. This followed hard on heels of insightful inputs for Schlumberger's kick code following fatalities on exploration platform Ocean Odyssey, an accident almost exactly mirrored in the Deepwater Horizon disaster in respect of failure to respond fast enough to unambiguous signatures of incipient dissolution.        Whereas the company immediately accommodated corrections in their kick code, HSE chose to suppress the Piper Alpha report following threatened law suit for commercial defamation by vendors of the worst by far commercial code ~ this within a week of circulating it badged "urgent compulsory attention" following unequivocal endorsement by technical expert correspondents ironically including a BP guy! Five years later I got a call saying HSE had reversed their earlier decision and had again circulated the report badged exactly same style because nothing much had been done by way of improvement in the absence of poor publicity pressure, later discovering that  the reversal was due to angry reaction by their then retiring CS who asserted HSE should never again succumb to crude commercial intimidation and determined to procure this ruling as permanent policy, indeed his swansong in run-up to retirement from a career distinguished by lifelong campaigning for hazardous industry regulation after apprenticeship exposure to safety in mines and other explosion issues. Might mention it needed Cabinet Office ruling initialled by incoming administration in 1997 to establish that precedent!        Whilst the report has been public domained for over a decade, seems likely it was sidelined insofar as no-one ever got back to me in the intervening interval. Indeed it surely must have suffered that fate seeing as the same mistakes were made with DH that mirrored earlier ones, even to extent of failing to provide for hydrate hindrance in vicinity of flow constrictions. Perhaps most maddening of all though was deletion at draft of my observation that whereas Cullen had called for all wellheads to be equipped with blowout preventers, I said "not one but two" because for sure the day will come when one fails catastrophically ~ as indeed happened in the Gulf incident with consequences now deemed to have been environmentally worst in history.        Perhaps my remarks will move you enough to respond but I doubt it, not with politicians nowadays only interested in exactly the same sort of here and now impact that excludes exhaustively reflective analysis such as has been my forte through a lifelong campus career that's given me the chance to make many more than my fair share of seminal suggestions.  
    ... Looking forward to getting your reactions to my views on context for BP's enGulfment, your remarks yellowed below. Know you're far too busy now but once you slow down a tad there'll be time to reflect a tad on these things and your take on them. Sadly, experience tells me that parliamentary politicos and their campus cronies have little to no time for strong science nowadays ~ all believing that systemics hold the key apparently oblivious to reality that systemics are spawned by gITs (gormless Infestation Tricknologists) seldom sound on strongly scienced stuff, as indeed was clarion called by Feynman fingering the single simple source of that shuttle disaster. My PiperAlpha report was similarly scathing, so much so that one software vendor got it withdrawn on threat on defamation lawsuit and it was delayed for five years until HSE-OSD declared their future policy would be to publish all reports approved and endorsed by arena experts ~ so it really was a precedential contribution! Redlined out at final draft was recommendation that two blowout preventers should be provided because for sure the day would come when one failed ~ as it did, of course! My other earlier encounter with that arena was OceanOdyssey where the operators failed to spot signature rumblings and then failed to react fast and hard enough largely because their training / operational software was flawed, just like PiperAlpha's. What went around inevitably came around and it had everything to do with casual culture but absolutely nothing to do with deep water other than amplifying impact of the expansion bang when it happened although could be worse than PiperAlpha's 168 deaths. So be good getting your views even better if you get the chance to whisper in any sector shells about long forgotten skills and sensibilities like mine. Thanks.
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Dec10: AGI Defence Space Tech Tour 9-4'26oct10 London HMS Belfast
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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   # covert cavortings courtesy of Cam Uni DAMTP Grandees Batchelor & Lighthill # RAeS avenue to accessing educationally exciting awareness ; # coldwarrioring from 60s PhD pivotal in pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission for NNP-SAL Treaties ~ eclipsing Clancy Carre but needs professional populariser ; # look like AGI adopted NI business expansion strategy via vigorous dissemination # QA on boundary heterogeneity losses ~ similar to seascape imaging ; # yet another attempt to e-connect # superstealthing strategies during a decade of glasnostian gizmo games including anti-Saddam submarine sonar super gun ; # keynoter ~ missed his talk # in case connections can be created ~ viz eg sea surface suppression surfactants for subsea sonar sensitivity
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Dec10: GC Weekly is edited by SA Mathieson. If you have any comments for publication or otherwise, please email
    As advised below  noting your howler in exaggerated equivalence albeit sympathising with all criticisms of mismanagement by a council that not only endorsed squandering £400M on hospital PPP properteering but added insult with its fineprint £3B 30year service scam celebrated as medical performance plummeted to pits of Dr Fosters HPA national league. This on top of their politicised police presuming entitlement to invade residential privacy of an entire district with streetlamp cameras on every corner ironically slushed as homeland security initiative only to see their silly spend wasted after enforced mothballing. And now we have to endure also another extension on Capita's kickback alongside MITIE's megaprofits pickpocketed from public purse. No wonder our once everywhere envied excellence ethos has expired under weight of all this financial fraudulence by bungling bureauggery across the board from local through regional (RDAs wanton waste, exemplified by AWM <30%) to national (HMG <20%) and continental (EU <10%), last of course having never produced approved audited accounts and others only tokenising what would be enforced obligations in any decent democracy ~ contrast cavalier claim below.
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Dec10: Biometrics Exhibition and Conference 2010 19-21oct10 London QE2
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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   # coldwar 60s PhD pokerplay pivotal prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission signing NNP-SAL Treaties # bubble burst & slicks imaging # max entropy numberplate spotting ; # bigger by far than facial recognition challenge has long been turbulence eddy recognition for favourable features in IC combustion # fractality as fruitful adjunct metric ; # false positives limit confidence # bifurcation busting tracker forecaster better bet than regularity neural genetics
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Dec10: new techniques for simulating fluid dynamics
    Congratulations on casino consortium success! Look forward to hearing more about the simulation which from picture looks like Lattice Boltzmann or similar and its implementation for what sounds like reverse osmosis. So how about a seminar soon? 
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Dec10: European Future Energy Forum Exhib 19-21oct10 London Excel | Seminar 1130'20oct10
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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   # reservoir characterisation critical for CO2 storage stability # Farouq Ali namedropped for former liaison in enhanced recovery arena ; # enjoyed encounter on above aspects of CO2 sequestration stability ~ mentioned to Farouq Ali ; # coldwarrioring chronicles from 60s PhD pivotal to pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission signing NNP-SAL Treaties ~ bestseller book will need Clancy-Carre ; # wave energy extractor remiscent of military machines configured nigh on 20 years ago as shoaling silencers spawned from Stangelove scare about Saddam submarines
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Dec10: TCT MM Live 2010 19-20oct10 Coventry Ricoh
 An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # tool stiffness length cantilever ringing resonance # molec dynamic aspirational ~ better bet microstructure modelling ideas from military materials ; # microfluidics for imperfections ~ Stokes flow so field formulation errors afect everywhere ; # coldwar chronicles from 60s PhD pivotal to pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission for NNP-SAL Treaty # more plausible picture of climate than codswallop as conveyed

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Dec10: FAST Fastening Assembly SolutionsTechnology 21oct10 Birmingham NMM
     An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # heavier than water bubbles via metallised polymers for submarine superstealthing 20 years ago ~ now emerging as PCB border cooling aids! ; # Germany won war courtesy of 300K manufacturing jobs holocaust in a decade of Blairownian Bonkernomics quislinged by AWM in cahoots with BCCI ; # phase change cored spacers borders for PCB intensification # coldwarrioring 60s PhD pivotal in pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission NNP-SAL Treaty ; # foundation formulations for chaotic optimisation of elastomeric homogenisers # stator-rotor configurational factors for ebnergy minimisation
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Dec10: Royal Society Event Peaks and Troughs of Wave Energy, the dreams and the reality 12'13oct10 & 9-5'14oct10 Newport Pagnell MK16 9JJ Chicheley Chicheley Hall Kavli Royal Society Centre
    An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # QinetiQ stole all my stuff including on elastomeric foams for actuators and acoustics ~ also as alternative to rubbers # RAPRA datasheets for DERA ; # enjoyed my coldwarrior chronicles commenced with 60s PhD pivotal to pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission for NNP-SAL Treaties ~ inspiratinally ideal ; # City Uni popin aeons ago on singularity solutions for wave field forcing of semisubmerged structures ~ Mike Graham # wavedampers for Strangelove scare of Saddam subs ; # Recall popin aeons ago prompted by liaison with Howell Peregrine on plunge-point aeration # VAWT reconfigured as autonomously activating wavedamper as shoaling silencer ; # coffee-chat on talk topics ~ gels rather than rubbers ~ MW LF sonar shock gel gun ~ supercavitating torpedo test in Haslar tunnel # PhD core extracted in Lightill's book etc ; # should have persevered with Lamb's Hydrodynamics on cap-grav minimum phase speed cited verbatim by Longuet-Higgins # cleanliness critical for evaporative efficiency
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Dec10: Health and Safety '10: 13-14oct10 Bolton Reebok
     An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # pneumatic actuator eliminating electric field risk in inflammables post PiperAlpha & Buncefield etc ~ magnetic option? # my HSE-OSD Piper Alpha critique ; # SIB1100 talk ~ but why endessly extended lists of obvious when it's departures fromcommonsense that kill ~ full stop said Lord Young! ; # polycarbonates vs GRP ~ fatigue / failure instrumented military materials early 90s # coldwarrioring chronicles # Ian Fells ~ can't quite decipher comment ; # respiratory headgear ~ hot toxic dusty etc # coldwarrior chronicles from 60s PhD pivotal to pokerplaying prior to Nixon's Moscow Mission for '72 NNP-SAL Treaties ; # SPRAY = Stimulated Pulsation Ranging Application deliverY as booster for handheld extinguishers ~ 8-10 bar water so pressure volume reduction & increased throw ; # vibrometer £300 per unit needing special mounting for attachment ~ cf 3-axis g-meters for 10p orso routine nowadays

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Dec10: Internet Retailing 2010 12oct10 London Hammersmith Novotel W6 8DR
     An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # talk strategy ~ what about inverse prescription defining target and reverse timing route to achievement ~ otherwise it's all only a horserace ; # missed his 1120 talk # your boss being Bose being based in Princeton NJ reflexed me to Albert as in Einstein-Bose ~ how's that for associative excess ; # ex-engineer rerouted into inferential algorithms behavioural analysis # noise enveloped bifurcation busting tracker forecaster variant Kalman configured torpedo countermeasure ; # nonlinear chaos discriminated from enveloping noise even to ppm power factor ~ nothing like it yet in retail arena so here's your chance ; # coldwarrioring chronicles of 60s PhD central to pokerplaying prior to Nixon's Moscow Mission '72 signing NNP-SAL Treaties ~ Russian Rear Admirals wanting my autograph ; # just spotted as top keynoter & prompted recall of extended exchange with David Gould on customer confidence # BING me to see my stuff ~ or LinkedIn

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Dec10: EBEC European Biofuels Expo and Conference 2010 6-7oct10 Stoneleigh Park £10
     An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # rigid lidded for chemical & sewage etc # ideal platform extension from storage to dicharge mediation using VAWTed WATER = Windriven AerobicTreatment Enviro Recovery ; # stator feature as sacrificial surface for positive displacement of abrasive slurries # particle scavenging by microbubble dispersion to moderate wear? ; # nostalgic recollection of auldtyme better days when Sisloe supplied services & spraying stuff was led by Paul Miller # SPRAY & WATER as topical technologies ; # peristaltic "Wankel" principle ~ 2-phase flow factors? # coldwarrioring chronicles 60s PhD in pokerplaying prior to Nixon's '72 Moscow Mission signing NNP-SAL Treaties ; # intriguing chap ~ Dutch HQ 1M€pa capacitance damp meter # tall tales eclipsing Clancy & Carre & Goatstarers # WATER & SPRAY SMARTees # CO2 climate codswallop ; # subsea superstealthing stories during a decade of glasnostian gizmo games # optimal bubbles for dirty dissolution # WATER-BOOSTIR SMARTee ; # WATER-BOOSTIR with A=Anaerobic as implementation for biogas fermenter with subsequent Aerobic polishing for discharge consent quality ; # AD augmentation by VAWTed agitation etc # can't quite decipher other comments ;  # auldtyme nostalgia recollection of David Crighton ex-Greenwich Tech to Head Cam Uni DAMTP - App Maths
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Dec10: Care Show 10-11nov10 Birmingham NEC
     An ecard in case connections can be confirmed, delayed by busyness not business but better now than never. Skim my screentagged stuff for stories eclipsing Red October and Goat Starers even George Smiley, best bits now being bundled for book by RetroRationality Raconteur.
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    # Brum-based 22 stores ~ lowcost configurations for unassisted standalone stair use ; # can't quite decipher my comment ~ maybe embedded dispensor disinfection